Men are simple. We don't need much attention. Just a few basic rules. It's more just a gide line. You can most likely pussy wip us into doing it your way.

1. We like dirty talk

2. Sex (of any sort, and any time) is great

3. Speak your mind, we don't know what you're thinking

4. If you break up with us tell us before you tell your friends

5. I don't want "to just be friends" I know it meens your leaving

6. Make sammitches and chocolate truffles.

7. Remind him frequently of things he does well.

8. Show him pictures of Adriana Lima.

quote:It's more just a gide line.

9. We are incapable of using proper english.

I kinda like it when a girl is around a lot instead of constantly being impossible to get in touch with.

10. Always cut the red wire.

11. Never eat fruit off a tree in a garden when told not to by God itself.

12. Mean what you say.

I cannot stress that enough.

13. say what you mean (even more inportant)

14. You arent fat so shut the fuck up.

15. we want you to want other girls

16. sex toys are fun, dont be shy

17. i want you to want me, and if you dont tell me so i dont waste my time

18. always offer two choices, sammitches or a blowjob, but make us both.

19. be violent with me, All guys want an agressive girl in bed, talk dirty

20. even if we know you arent in the mood please do it, sometimes we arent in the mood but we pretend like we are for you. ( yea we do its just no one talks aobut it)

21. dont fake it, if we arent doing it for you tell us and we will work on it together. We want to please you, we like to please you , help us.

22. tell us what you like, gifts, animals, colours, anyhting, we want to know you.

23. dont whip anyone, all of there guy friends will hate you and well he wont relly love you.

24. let us have fun with the guys. you have your girls we nedd our guys.



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26. be our friend

27. we need uur space and time

28. come to the door naked that would blow our mind, but dont do this to frequently becuase that would ruin it

29. Don't ever complain about something I did while I find out your "just hanging out" with your ex.

30) Don't be a cunt!

The girl who treated me like shit then dumped me expected all the trust, caring, understanding and space any man could possibly give her.

But there was no reciprocation.

As soon as I questioned things there would be an argument!

I hate people!

31) realise that just for once i might actually know what i am talking about!

32) if i order you to do something its because your doing something that will get you/me/us killed and there is no time for a discussion!("do NOT touch the bare wire"!)

33. realize that i always know what im talking about, even if im not right dont tell me let me fuck up.

God how I wish my old lady knew some of these things. I tell her, but I heard some new ones here, so I think I will mention a few.

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

God how I wish my old lady knew some of these things. I tell her, but I heard some new ones here, so I think I will mention a few.

i always thought it was "ol' lady" as in girlfriend or wife...and "old lady" as in mother...

i wonder...

~~<jay>~~