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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-12, 20:31
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winkatme18 
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is this too dangerous?
me and my boyfriend have strange sex i let him urinate on me and he gets aroused by it i do also, and when he is eating me out i like to piss in his mouth and he likes it. We have smeared feces on eachother from time to time and last time we were having sex he wanted to shit in my mouth and i said no because you can get sick from it and he got mad... I do not want to make him mad so i will let him shit in my mouth tommarow when we are having sex. Is this way to dangerous to do this? We both have a feces fetish so will this be ok or should after i swallow the feces i should drink lots of water?
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#2
 2004-03-12, 20:39
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Oh fucking god...
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#3
 2004-03-12, 20:47
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Re: is this too dangerous?
i think i shall walk away and let you have fun with his poop
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#4
 2004-03-12, 20:51
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Re: is this too dangerous?
probably honestly well medically, i doubt it would cause harm. That is, i don't think it would. but i can't think about it too hard or i'll be violently sick. Sorry.
the human gut can handle a lot of shit, in fact it produces a lot of shit, but human faeces are quite toxic to the rest of the body, like the blood, and to the skin, any minor cuts or abrasions, the eyes, and the urinary tract certainly can't handle it, so if you get any on your pee hole you can expect some pretty ferocious urinary tract infections.
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#5
 2004-03-12, 21:11
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by winkatme18:
me and my boyfriend have strange sex i let him urinate on me and he gets aroused by it i do also, and when he is eating me out i like to piss in his mouth and he likes it. We have smeared feces on eachother from time to time and last time we were having sex he wanted to shit in my mouth and i said no because you can get sick from it and he got mad... I do not want to make him mad so i will let him shit in my mouth tommarow when we are having sex. Is this way to dangerous to do this? We both have a feces fetish so will this be ok or should after i swallow the feces i should drink lots of water?
Personaly I think that's just nasty but if YOU want to do it go ahead but don't do anything yor not comfortable with, you will regret it later. Before you do this make sure that your bf is disease free becuase you can catch diseases from feces play so be carful ad don't forget to brush your teeth when you are finished
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#6
 2004-03-12, 21:27
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Re: is this too dangerous?
You can catch hepatits from people not having their hands clean at fast food restaurants.......imagine a glob of shit in your mouth.....multiplying the chance of getting sick by 1,000 if not more....jeez thats a fuckin sick fetish...........why can't people just have normal sex.....
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#7
 2004-03-12, 21:49
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Re: is this too dangerous?
I normally would diss the fuck outta that shit cuz its so sick, but I don't see the point in hurting other people feelings right now.
Just a guess, but you should be ok as long as hes disease free. I hope for your sake that you wash your mouth out really well and shower a few times.
On second thought, take pics and sell em to: http://www.shitcity.com
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#8
 2004-03-12, 22:23
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Re: is this too dangerous?
(Speedys eyes go wide)
I didnt read anything... i didnt read anything...
(speedy pushes the "back" button)
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#9
 2004-03-12, 22:26
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Gawd I hope you're trolling.
E-coli could be present in fecal matter. That's all I have to say.
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#10
 2004-03-12, 22:30
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by winkatme18:
me and my boyfriend have strange sex i let him urinate on me and he gets aroused by it i do also, and when he is eating me out i like to piss in his mouth and he likes it. We have smeared feces on eachother from time to time and last time we were having sex he wanted to shit in my mouth and i said no because you can get sick from it and he got mad... I do not want to make him mad so i will let him shit in my mouth tommarow when we are having sex. Is this way to dangerous to do this? We both have a feces fetish so will this be ok or should after i swallow the feces i should drink lots of water?
What do you find so attractive about shit anyway, and piss for that matter. There's a reason why your body gets rid of it and it's not so you can fucking eat it again you sick bitch!!!!
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#11
 2004-03-12, 22:52
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Willdo 
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Re: is this too dangerous?
fuckin sick...... hopes this isnt true................ next thing you know he will proabaly wanna throw up on you.
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#12
 2004-03-12, 22:52
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Extant 
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Be sure to give him a big sloppy kiss... before you swallow!
-Extant
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#13
 2004-03-12, 23:12
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Thats mostly what you poop out is e-coli, but it won't hurt ya. Seriously, make you you're BOTH nice and disease free. You don't want to be swimming in a sea of disease, just each others shit, right?
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#14
 2004-03-12, 23:13
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by Zykaz:
Oh fucking god...
THAT HAD ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
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#15
 2004-03-13, 00:04
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Feces are not something to play with. Urine/vaginal secretions/semen are pretty much sterile (given no STD's etc). Feces, however are completely unhealthy. Not only e-coli, but hundreds of other bacteria are contained in feces. It's not to dangerous if you don't consider certain death (well thats an exaggeration..but you know what i mean) danger.
If he must shit in your mouth, i do suggest you invest in something latex like a dental dam to line your mouth. That way he can shit in your mouth and you arent going to die a terrible death.
If you do let him shit in your mouth, DONT SWALLOW IT! God are you retarded? You can not eat shit. If you are going to go ahead and do so (as I am sure you will....a little warning from some internet folk wont stop you from pleasing your bf), spit it out and throw up after (maybe you could make this sexy?) If it must be in your mouth at least don't swallow it.
In my humble opinion, by the way, i suggest you don't smear each other w/ feces again. One little cut that you didn't notice could hospitalize or kill you.
Why don't you let him pee in your mouth instead? You didn't metion that, so it's different, but its hella safer.
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#16
 2004-03-13, 00:10
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Re: is this too dangerous?
A actually threw up when I read that...
I've always wondered what kind of person becomes a tubgirl...
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#17
 2004-03-13, 00:58
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Re: is this too dangerous?
WHEW EATING SHIT ADERALINE RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#18
 2004-03-13, 01:12
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Why are you folks pooh, poohing these poor poo-loving perverts? Maybe they're too poor to have a pot to piss in...but, at least they
can piss in each other.
Poo? At the very least it's a gift they've personally made for one another. Nothing shows love, like a homemade gift! 
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#19
 2004-03-13, 01:46
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Re: is this too dangerous?
umm yeah eating shit isnt a good idea, there are tons of things in it that you probably dont want to eat, im sure it tastes horrid, im sure 90% positive you will get sick, and im suprised that no one said that if he wants to poop in someone mouth you should dump him, DONT DO IT!
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#20
 2004-03-13, 01:58
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Re: is this too dangerous?
POO IS ONLY TO BE THROWN AT TRAFFIC COPS!!!!!!
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#21
 2004-03-13, 04:17
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Re: is this too dangerous?
i almost threw up
~~<jay>~~
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#22
 2004-03-13, 04:36
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Well although I don't think this is wrong to do I my self would never do any part of what you described. I wouldn't let him shit in your mouth because of germs and all. History note it is said that Hitler had a realation like this with his younger neice(not child neice she was like 23) but she didn't like it he forced her to though which is sick as fuck.
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#23
 2004-03-13, 05:11
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Re: is this too dangerous?
and my friends tell me I'm weird. I should send them here.
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#24
 2004-03-13, 11:09
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Re: is this too dangerous?
good on you for experimenting and finding kinky stuff you like. be careful tho.
people do eat shit and dont get sick or die, but the risks are so much greater doing that than other sex activities....
have fun.
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#25
 2004-03-13, 11:21
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Re: is this too dangerous?
See, whilst piss is sterile when it comes out of the body, shit isn't, what makes it more harmful is that it didn't come out of your body, but someone elses.
If you're really determined on doing this [which, you sound like you're just doing it to make him happy, in which case you should ask him if he'd like to be castrated to fullfil your happiness, he might get the hint, but my point is, that's purely a dickheaded thing to do], at least don't swallow it. It'd be like swallowing something he puked up, just with different types of bacteria.
That's my opinion, your fetishes are your own, but at least be as safe as possible with it.
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#26
 2004-03-13, 18:09
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Re: is this too dangerous?
You can tell the troll population hasn't hit this topic in awhile if this many people are offering actual responses..
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#27
 2004-03-13, 20:23
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Oh wow. I read that and had a convulsion. I almost fell out of my chair. That was bad. I couldn't stop laughing for about a minute. Worst stuff I've read in a while. Oh well, do what you want.
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#28
 2004-03-13, 20:36
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Re: is this too dangerous?
there are other scatty ways to go without acutally shiting in eachothers mouths
get one of those playdoh sets and make stuff out of your poop
OR have him shit IN SIDE YOUR PUSSY
im gonna go vomit now
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#29
 2004-03-14, 00:08
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Buy a bottle of vodka and tell him you know a better way to get shit-faced.
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#30
 2004-03-14, 01:46
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Re: is this too dangerous?
This is obviously fake.
If a girl is letting her dude shit in her mouth and piss all over her, I don't think she'll be concerned about her health much.
Plus this is the only post that they posted. They are obviously trolling and being asshats,
~Mike
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#31
 2004-03-14, 01:53
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Re: is this too dangerous?
oooooommmmmmffffffffgggggggggg this is soooo hilarious i cant stop laughing cuz of your sick fetich shit
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#32
 2004-03-14, 01:55
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Were both of you at one point in your lives really sexually frusterated? just curious.
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#33
 2004-03-14, 03:41
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notate 
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by Speed_rebel:
(Speedys eyes go wide)
I didnt read anything... i didnt read anything...
(speedy pushes the "back" button)
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#34
 2004-03-14, 03:48
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Come on people, we've all seen worse.
Scatological fetish? Yawn. Been there, done that. This is the intarweb, people, let's get real.
What I really want to see is a mock human made completely out of feces vindicating the corpse of a sexually immature dog. Now that would elicit a little more than a yawn out of me.
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#35
 2004-03-14, 03:58
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Re: is this too dangerous?
I'm not sure if it's just the person posting or not, but I smell bullshit.
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#36
 2004-03-14, 04:49
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Yeah, even though this might be a bullshit post, I'm going to gurgle LISTERINE for 20 minutes... I swear, that's just gross.
But.. would you guys rather hear something about this, or about someone fucking animals? ...least animals are cleaner then our own assholes.
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#37
 2004-03-14, 05:31
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by Tabiba:
...but i can't think about it too hard or i'll be violently sick. Sorry.
quote:Originally posted by Zykaz:
Oh fucking god...
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
That was so fucking funny. Oh man I needed that. Thanks you guys!
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quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:
Buy a bottle of vodka and tell him you know a better way to get shit-faced.
Insta-classic.
rM
[This message has been edited by rebMA (edited 03-14-2004).]
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#38
 2004-03-14, 07:18
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Chase it down with a double shot of urine and pray you dont become deathly ill.
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#39
 2004-03-14, 07:20
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the meth god 
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Sounds like your both in for a world of shit.HeHeHeHe
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#40
 2004-03-14, 10:31
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by MikeTheWalrus:
This is obviously fake.
If a girl is letting her dude shit in her mouth and piss all over her, I don't think she'll be concerned about her health much.
Plus this is the only post that they posted. They are obviously trolling and being asshats,
~Mike
Except, she hasn't let him yet, and piss is sterile when it comes out of your body, so as long as he has no STD's, there's no health problem.
Trolling or not, serious answers never harm..
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#41
 2004-03-16, 13:05
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Re: is this too dangerous?
first of all...poop is fukin got so many dangerous deseases lerking around. Even analing some1 is dangerous( not just for aids) but for the faeces deseases. Piss is ike 80% water so thats ok to mess about with. But poo...fukin hell u guys need help..you could probably die from that shit...ohh if u really want to do it(god help you) go get a blood test and see wots really in that shit..
ANYWAY I THINK YOU SHOULD RECONCIDER AND THINK ABOUT WTF YOU ARE DOING
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#42
 2004-03-16, 14:25
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Re: is this too dangerous?
..hey, well, 'different strokes for different folks'..as they say.lolol..but dont SWALLOW the shit girl..jesus mother no..and wot I wanna really know ..where, where, do you do it..not in the bedroom, nah....lolololol.
keep the action on the tiles..or wood...otherwise..yah gonna have to move HOUSE every 2 weeks or so..and lose your bond each time.
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#43
 2004-03-17, 00:19
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by silentdark:
don't forget to brush your teeth when you are finished
..and throw away the tooth brush. Yuck.
How exactly is he going to shit in your mouth while having sex?
..nevermind.
People, chill with the criticism. If you don't understand, don't post a big IGNORANT flag. Have some tolerance, why do you care so much if she likes to get peed on? Jesus Mohammad Allah Jah Christ.
To give you some insight. Golden showers and whatnot are about degradation and power. Think about it, you piss on someone.. that's being dominant over them. You might think that's extreme but there will always be the people that take things to a more intense level. Whether it be politics, sports, body modification there are extremists in every scene.
Even if you are a troll, it still helps the forum. There are taboo fetishes mentioned here and there it's good to address them.
1 Keep poop away from your vagina, urethra, everything.
2 If you want to play with shit.. go ahead. Just remember to clean under your fingernails well.
3 If he's hellbent on you having shit in your mouth. Lick it or make sure you spit it out. Defintely do not swallow it. NO NO NO.
It's been said, there are crazy bacteria and diseases in shit and you don't want it going IN any orifices (ears, eyes, nose). I don't know what exactly will happen if you snort shit but I don't think anything good will come of it.
Pee on the other hand, IS sterile. I've even heard of people using it to cleanse wounds etc so no worries there.
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#44
 2004-03-17, 00:24
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Re: is this too dangerous?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. EW
I think you can get really really sick from eating shit. I wonder what it tastes like. Hey post back on this site after you take a load in the mouth. Im curious
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#45
 2004-03-17, 00:31
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by winkatme18:
me and my boyfriend have strange sex i let him urinate on me and he gets aroused by it i do also, and when he is eating me out i like to piss in his mouth and he likes it. We have smeared feces on eachother from time to time and last time we were having sex he wanted to shit in my mouth and i said no because you can get sick from it and he got mad... I do not want to make him mad so i will let him shit in my mouth tommarow when we are having sex. Is this way to dangerous to do this? We both have a feces fetish so will this be ok or should after i swallow the feces i should drink lots of water?
ok ew....but if u really feel the need to have feces in ur mouth....just dont swallow it....i kno for a fact u can die form it...
you can even die fromt he smell if it builds up enough
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#46
 2004-03-17, 00:54
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Why, oh why did I click on this? Mental images... tubgirl...
Somebody hold me!
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#47
 2004-03-17, 01:22
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Re: is this too dangerous?
quote:Originally posted by Zykaz:
Oh fucking god...
Ditto.
Frankly, I thought that that was the most intelligent and helpful response.
I don't know anything, really, about scat fetishes or how dirty shit is, precisely. But, I do know that it's literally waste. Shit is the garbage that your body cannot use, does not like, does not need. Therefore, I don't know how bad it is for you, but it certainly isn't good for you, and I think that that's a safe assumption.
Also, if just the thought makes people gag, the very action of it can't be too good.
*shrug*
Don't forget to brush.
Cheers,
Lost
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#48
 2004-03-17, 01:32
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Re: is this too dangerous?
r we talkin like droppin a log or diarreah. u better make sure he eats before you swallow his poop. take him to burger king and get a number 6. u should be ok then.
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#49
 2004-03-20, 05:31
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Re: is this too dangerous?
That's what I call a shit eating grin; don't forget to wipe.
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#50
 2004-03-20, 23:42
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Re: is this too dangerous?
It would be alot safer for you to shit and him put your own shit in your mouth or vice versa. Other peoples feces is harmful in alot of ways. Your own isnt too healthy either but is by a long way the lesser of two evils!
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#51
 2004-03-21, 00:49
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Re: is this too dangerous?
What......The........Fuck.......was.......that.... ..!!
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#52
 2004-03-21, 12:02
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Re: is this too dangerous?
Im surprised someone didnt lock this stinky thread.
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#53
 2004-03-21, 20:28
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Re: is this too dangerous?
WHA......WHA AA WHHHAAA was that a joke? sorry my eyes a dried up *pushes, hits punches and shoots BACK*
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