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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-12, 10:49
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Mact10-|-2-da-grave 
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jerk my cock off thread
well this thread speaks for itself
all u do is send me bus fare then i come and scoop u up in my bently with 20inch choppas
u give me 20 bucks for i can score some rock then i let u jerk my dick off, i video tape it and put it on kazaa
sounds simple any1 wanna be my first victim?
holla
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#2
 2004-03-12, 11:11
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yellowman 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
dude......... your a fuckup.
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#3
 2004-03-12, 11:21
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fire_fly 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
How about u take ur poor excuse for a human bein demented body to the cemetary, dig a six foot hole and put ur self in it.
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#4
 2004-03-12, 11:32
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30-06 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
you forgot fire_fly, he has to getsome one to pour cement over it 
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#5
 2004-03-12, 11:40
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fire_fly 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
^^^
True
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#6
 2004-03-12, 11:46
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Mact10-|-2-da-grave 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
LMFAO!!!!!!@1 HAXORZ LOLOL!.!!>11.
cmon some1 jerk my cock off
1 time i jerked my shanked until only air and blood came out then i put a pencil in the hole fo no blood come out
haha
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#7
 2004-03-12, 12:08
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dearestnight_falcon 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
fuXx0r j00
f00l
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#8
 2004-03-12, 12:15
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
quote:Originally posted by Mact10-|-2-da-grave:
cmon some1 jerk my cock off
Seriously dude, how old are you? I'm 15 and jerk off on average 3 times a day and do ou see me going up to people I don't know and saying "Pull my cock, all ya gotta do is pay for me to get over there" I don't need to, because I can do it myself.
I hope a 92 year old impotent spanish man with no teeth wants to suck you off.
Seriously man. I thought I had problems. I just ask people to pull my finger, not m dick. Get a fucking hobby.
I bet you were one of those try-hards that walked around high school with your pants around your ankles, grabbing your crotch, saying "fuckin'" as every second word and calling everyone "My Dog". You probably also did that "My dick is *insert massively unrealistic dick size here* inches long, dog." to every "bitch" you met, hoping that they would fuck you. Did that work out for ya?
[This message has been edited by EssJay (edited 03-12-2004).]
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#9
 2004-03-12, 12:26
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Mact10-|-2-da-grave 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
quote:Originally posted by EssJay:
Seriously dude, how old are you? I'm 15 and jerk off on average 3 times a day and do ou see me going up to people I don't know and saying "Pull my cock, all ya gotta do is pay for me to get over there" I don't need to, because I can do it myself.
I hope a 92 year old impotent spanish man with no teeth wants to suck you off.
Seriously man. I thought I had problems. I just ask people to pull my finger, not m dick. Get a fucking hobby.
I bet you were one of those try-hards that walked around high school with your pants around your ankles, grabbing your crotch, saying "fuckin'" as every second word and calling everyone "My Dog". You probably also did that "My dick is *insert massively unrealistic dick size here* inches long, dog." to every "bitch" you met, hoping that they would fuck you. Did that work out for ya?
[This message has been edited by EssJay (edited 03-12-2004).]
3 times a day? lolol losezor
man u need a hobby besides bein an l337 h4xo|4/G0kzor
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#10
 2004-03-12, 12:39
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fire_fly 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
Mac_10. stop your bitchin about other people being able to actually have a wank, u see, ur dad the sick barstard who brought u into this world, couldent handle the fact that you had a bigger penis than him from the day you where born so he, bit it off and left u with nothing.
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#11
 2004-03-12, 16:02
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the meth god 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
Sounds like a sexual preator in the making.
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#12
 2004-03-12, 23:15
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Weed is a deed 
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Re: jerk my cock off thread
quote:Originally posted by yellowman:
dude......... your a fuckup.
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