Well I was reading the topic about using a remote control for a dildo and like that it hit me. I could mold my penis into a dildo, turn it into a remote control in the shape of my penis, obviously, and sell it with pornos starring me!!

I'll be rich!! Sorry... I'm just contributing to the trash S&A seems to be getting lately.

Edit: See the point is, you can fast foward, skip chapters, ect with the dildo while masterbating to me banging young hot women and fantasizing it's you I'm mounting.



[This message has been edited by Stryker (edited 03-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Stryker:

Well I was reading the topic about using a remote control for a dildo and like that it hit me. I could mold my penis into a dildo, turn it into a remote control in the shape of my penis, obviously, and sell it with pornos starring me!!

I'll be rich!! Sorry... I'm just contributing to the trash S&A seems to be getting lately.

Edit: See the point is, you can fast foward, skip chapters, ect with the dildo while masterbating to me banging young hot women and fantasizing it's you I'm mounting.



[This message has been edited by Stryker (edited 03-12-2004).]

They might have to enlarge the scale by 10000000000 times to get a decent size for a remote, because yours is so small c==8

It's a joke don't cry. But seriously, make it a universal remote, and have it in a variety of colours.

obviously, the one pollutin the s&a with the most useless threads ARE YOU, so from now on, i think anyone who posts more than ONE USELESS thread a day should be banned immediatly, startin with you

Loc Dogg, I was waiting for that, but hey, atleast it'll never go soft

Easterbunny, please harass all my topics, as a matter of fact I may troll around just for you.

I'm going to make a model of my wang and suck on it; I'm just that amazing.

..kidding. I'll just mail it to deadlycindy, but only if she pays postage. It'll be a hefty charge, if you get me.

-Infrared

Oh, I dunno, Fed Ex Ground has some very reasonable rates. Please send it; I could use something to hang hats on.