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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-12, 05:27
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Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Alright so this has been bothering me a while. I think this idea would work really good for a girl.
Take a TV remote, stick a condom over it all the way, and masturbate with it - Have the side with all of the buttons of the top of your pussy maybe? I just had to get this out, been bothering me for a while.
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#2
 2004-03-12, 05:29
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devilsAngel 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
LMAO. maybe i'll try that one day ... lol (heh, prolly not)
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#3
 2004-03-12, 05:31
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Stryker 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
... Why a remote?!
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#4
 2004-03-12, 05:34
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Why not a remote? It is a good shape, it has buttons that probably feel good?
devilsAngel - Try it now, I wanna know if it was a good idea or not 
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#5
 2004-03-12, 05:52
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea 
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#6
 2004-03-12, 06:02
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
I dunno, we have this universal remote the size and shape of a 1970s-era calculator. I don't think a condom will fit over it.
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#7
 2004-03-12, 06:03
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Mact10-|-2-da-grave 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
i think a cucumber will work
i remember watching a show on cinemax where a nun folded a hand towel and few times and made a dildo then she jerked off with it
err long time ago so i dont kno how 2 do it
google that shit
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#8
 2004-03-12, 06:04
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
dont talk like that again or ill take you out to the counrty by uncles house and ill shoot you with my 12 gauge.
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#9
 2004-03-12, 06:04
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
We have some remotes in this house that I would only suggest a girl try to masturbate with if she was into self-mutilation.
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#10
 2004-03-12, 06:15
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NewRage 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea
You really are one sad little boy aren't you?
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#11
 2004-03-12, 06:16
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by bushy:
dont talk like that again or ill take you out to the counrty by uncles house and ill shoot you with my 12 gauge.
Who the hell are you talking to?
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#12
 2004-03-12, 07:12
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devilsAngel 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea
dude, i was being sarcastic...
[This message has been edited by devilsAngel (edited 03-12-2004).]
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#13
 2004-03-12, 09:06
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by NewRage:
You really are one sad little boy aren't you?
amen.
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#14
 2004-03-12, 11:15
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fire_fly 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
How about a mobile phone, vibrates,buttons,and u could allways have ur eapieces in too, good way of having phone sex.
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#15
 2004-03-12, 16:06
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by fire_fly:
How about a mobile phone, vibrates
How about a PS2 controller? Play a game and make it vibrate while you masturbate with it 
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#16
 2004-03-12, 18:47
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Son of Northern Darkness 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Whatever, are you a horny little 12 year old or somethin?
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#17
 2004-03-12, 21:54
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Drugs_R_Good 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by NewRage:
You really are one sad little boy aren't you?
HAHAHAHA, just what I was thinking....
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#18
 2004-03-13, 00:15
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aloneandbroken 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
You rich kids with your small remotes...I don't know if you recall a while back when someone posted a stretching website which included an asshole and an apple...That would be nothing compared to my remote and any orafice.
So No, it would not work, to answer your question.
Plus, remotes are thin and wide not rounded...the buttons wouldn't even touch the vaginal walls, especially not rub them/ feel good.
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#19
 2004-03-13, 00:23
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Little Pea 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
I think that a lot of guys are under the illusion that women can stick anything up their vaginas.
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#20
 2004-03-13, 01:51
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:
How about a PS2 controller? Play a game and make it vibrate while you masturbate with it
find a game that has the vibration test function ( its in options) i think thats why they made the test function for girls so they would have a girl fan base.
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#21
 2004-03-13, 02:02
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
i bet u push it against ur dick for fun too 
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#22
 2004-03-13, 03:27
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Sounds like a bad idea when you could just go out and buy something made just for that activity. Remotes have that annoying feature of sharp edges on them (at least, mine does [but then again, mine isn't anywhere near the shape it would need to be to be of any use for a female]).
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#23
 2004-03-13, 03:47
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
yeah ive tried it and it dosent work.
yeah but if u already have a ps2 why not?
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#24
 2004-03-13, 11:06
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Uncus 
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:
I dunno, we have this universal remote the size and shape of a 1970s-era calculator. I don't think a condom will fit over it.
Well then, just take a normal balloon. You can even choose its color.
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#25
 2004-03-13, 12:08
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Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)
Aggh and what if the Condom broke?!??
I dont want children!!
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