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 #1 
Old 2004-03-12, 05:27
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Default Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Alright so this has been bothering me a while. I think this idea would work really good for a girl.

Take a TV remote, stick a condom over it all the way, and masturbate with it - Have the side with all of the buttons of the top of your pussy maybe? I just had to get this out, been bothering me for a while.
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Old 2004-03-12, 05:29
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

LMAO. maybe i'll try that one day ... lol (heh, prolly not)
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Old 2004-03-12, 05:31
Stryker Stryker is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

... Why a remote?!
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Old 2004-03-12, 05:34
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Why not a remote? It is a good shape, it has buttons that probably feel good?

devilsAngel - Try it now, I wanna know if it was a good idea or not
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Old 2004-03-12, 05:52
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:02
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

I dunno, we have this universal remote the size and shape of a 1970s-era calculator. I don't think a condom will fit over it.
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:03
Mact10-|-2-da-grave Mact10-|-2-da-grave is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

i think a cucumber will work

i remember watching a show on cinemax where a nun folded a hand towel and few times and made a dildo then she jerked off with it

err long time ago so i dont kno how 2 do it

google that shit
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:04
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

dont talk like that again or ill take you out to the counrty by uncles house and ill shoot you with my 12 gauge.
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:04
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

We have some remotes in this house that I would only suggest a girl try to masturbate with if she was into self-mutilation.
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:15
NewRage NewRage is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea

You really are one sad little boy aren't you?
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Old 2004-03-12, 06:16
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

dont talk like that again or ill take you out to the counrty by uncles house and ill shoot you with my 12 gauge.

Who the hell are you talking to?
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Old 2004-03-12, 07:12
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

Pretty please with condom wrapped remote dildo's ontop, try my idea

dude, i was being sarcastic...



[This message has been edited by devilsAngel (edited 03-12-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-12, 09:06
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

You really are one sad little boy aren't you?

amen.
 #14 
Old 2004-03-12, 11:15
fire_fly fire_fly is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

How about a mobile phone, vibrates,buttons,and u could allways have ur eapieces in too, good way of having phone sex.
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Old 2004-03-12, 16:06
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by fire_fly:

How about a mobile phone, vibrates

How about a PS2 controller? Play a game and make it vibrate while you masturbate with it
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Old 2004-03-12, 18:47
Son of Northern Darkness Son of Northern Darkness is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Whatever, are you a horny little 12 year old or somethin?
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Old 2004-03-12, 21:54
Drugs_R_Good Drugs_R_Good is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

You really are one sad little boy aren't you?

HAHAHAHA, just what I was thinking....
 #18 
Old 2004-03-13, 00:15
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

You rich kids with your small remotes...I don't know if you recall a while back when someone posted a stretching website which included an asshole and an apple...That would be nothing compared to my remote and any orafice.

So No, it would not work, to answer your question.

Plus, remotes are thin and wide not rounded...the buttons wouldn't even touch the vaginal walls, especially not rub them/ feel good.
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Old 2004-03-13, 00:23
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

I think that a lot of guys are under the illusion that women can stick anything up their vaginas.
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Old 2004-03-13, 01:51
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by Whatever1:

How about a PS2 controller? Play a game and make it vibrate while you masturbate with it



find a game that has the vibration test function ( its in options) i think thats why they made the test function for girls so they would have a girl fan base.
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Old 2004-03-13, 02:02
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

i bet u push it against ur dick for fun too
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Old 2004-03-13, 03:27
Guswut Guswut is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Sounds like a bad idea when you could just go out and buy something made just for that activity. Remotes have that annoying feature of sharp edges on them (at least, mine does [but then again, mine isn't anywhere near the shape it would need to be to be of any use for a female]).
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Old 2004-03-13, 03:47
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

yeah ive tried it and it dosent work.

yeah but if u already have a ps2 why not?
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Old 2004-03-13, 11:06
Uncus Uncus is offline
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I dunno, we have this universal remote the size and shape of a 1970s-era calculator. I don't think a condom will fit over it.



Well then, just take a normal balloon. You can even choose its color.
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Old 2004-03-13, 12:08
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Default Re: Girls - Had an idea for a home made dildo. Tell me if it would work :)

Aggh and what if the Condom broke?!??

I dont want children!!
 
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