ok my birthday is coming up soon, in like a few weeks. This really annoying fat ugly bitch likes me, a lot. Well I overheard today on my bus that shes gonna try making out with me (ahh!) and I dunno what to do.

I think im gonna stay home on my B-day, because I dont want her near me. Either that or ill aviod her the rest of the day, or say I have HIV.

don't let her ruin your day... go about things as your normally would.

if she advances kindly let her know you aren't interested.

don't be mean.

ya dont be an asshole cause her freinds are probably hot.

Shes not hot and neither are her friends. Ill probably just aviod her, I dont like making out with people I dont like, lol. If I kindly tell her im not interested, she'll think im interested. I have to be a bit of an asshole. :P

tell her your trying to hook up with this girl you just met! if it does not work than be an ass and hurt her feelings she'll get the point but have fun on your birthday

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

I dont like making out with people I dont like

...then don't? It usually recquires both people to agree to it...

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

...then don't? It usually recquires both people to agree to it...

Not if she can overpower him...

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quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Not if she can overpower him...

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Which she will probably do if she gets embrassed (shes planning on doing it in the cafeteria, infront of people ). She'll make it seem like I wanted it (noooooo).

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Which she will probably do if she gets embrassed (shes planning on doing it in the cafeteria, infront of people ). She'll make it seem like I wanted it (noooooo).

Get a white tee-shirt on (or lacking that, make a sign that you can hang from your chest), and write "I have oral herpes" on it.

If she still tries to kiss you, scream "SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!" as loud as you can in her face as to alert the secret sexual police to your troubles.

If she still tries to kiss you and no one tries to help you, pull out a pen or something and shove it into her eye. In court, make sure to plead innocent on the grounds of self defense.

Have some balls. If you kindly turn her down and she thinks your kidding around, you have to be stern. I know it sucks to be rude, but there are just times when only a "I really don't like you" sort of thing will work. Either way it's going to be a mess if she makes a move, so why not let her be the one embarassed (I cant believe i said that...it seems so mean...but really other wise your are going to have a flock of large ladies following round you).

Dont let anyone ruin your day, birthday or not.