Alrighty, here's the thing. Two girls came up to me today asking if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I've known these girls for a while but my problem is that I've never had a threesome. Any tips would be appreciated.

sit back, relax, and let them do what they wanna do. also, make sure you pay attention to both of them as much as you can.

Threesomes can be hot fun to watch, but there's just so much to do as a participant. My stand-up comic friend says the last time he did two girls at once he couldn't taste food for a week.

Otherwise, not knowing the participants, I have no useful advice since this is one of those things that's best figured out as you go along.

my answer is to watch a lot of pornos, you learn pretty quickly

Yes, porn sex is the same as real sex.

Just use your tongue and fingers a lot. Don't try to pleasure both girls simultaniously, that's just too fucking hard. Take it in turns. If they're bi make sure everybody gets a turn and being the "middle".

And don't get drunk and fall asleep during it. Girls hate that.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

My stand-up comic friend says the last time he did two girls at once he couldn't taste food for a week.

Haha.

Are they twins?

Been there a few times. But my experience has been more 2 guys/1 girl... just the way the cards fell. More areas of input ya know?

As hard as it seems to think about relaxing, that would be a good first step. Be experimental, be open to what plays out whether you find yourself (at times) watching the two of them going at it, or have them both at either end of you. Lots of possibilities. If one of them is blowing you, you could be laying on your back, with the other straddling your face. Don't let things get too intense with one and leave the other feeling 'left out'.

Take control without being controlling, if that makes any sense. Be open to suggestion but DO NOT give off the sense of NOT knowing what to do, you've probably watched plenty of pornos.. take ideas from them and try tactfully to implement them.

Men are more visually stimulated where women are generally more audio stimulated. If it feels good don't be too uptight to moan a little or talk dirty. Women like hearing dirty talk during sex. You'll have to judge for yourself how far to take it though.. you'll learn fast by their reactions.

If you're getting ready to get off, try your damndest to be in the frame of mind to be getting the other one off with your tongue or whatever means are at your disposal. It's a threeway... three people trying to have a good time sexually and ultimately getting satisfaction. Best of luck to you... hope I've helped.

-Extant

the truth is, you don't need tips, if they mean it, just go for it, your gonna know what to do once your doin it (i'm not makin sence am i) anyways, there is not much that can go wrong with threesomes in my experience

Take at least 2 condoms.

Get them both in the desired place of threesomeness, get naked, get them to do some cool shit while you watch and "prepare", fuck them both, cum over both of them as they stroke each other's "special places" and tell them how good it was!

I have based this game plan on the amount of pornos I've seen with threesomes in them.

Porn can't be wrong!!!

Porn is wrong! Porn is always wrong!

Damn.. I can't find the blurb on The Onion about the guy whose fantasy about getting with his girlfriend and her roommate came true. He lasted seven minutes, then "just tried to stay out of their way".

You know that kind of shit's happened for real. Just do whatever you have to do to make it last while not losing the heat of the moment. The balance is hard enough to strike as it is, no need to make it any more complex than that.

Lucky bastard.

Don't let them know you're a Totse mod.

dude just follow your fucking dick. Get the pleasure you want out of it since they are so bloody horny. After you done comeback while there still playing with each other and take a seat. Nothing better than live porn.

[This message has been edited by yellowman (edited 03-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Threesomes can be hot fun to watch, but there's just so much to do as a participant. My stand-up comic friend says the last time he did two girls at once he couldn't taste food for a week.

At once ??? How did he manage that ?

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Yes, porn sex is the same as real sex.

Just use your tongue and fingers a lot. Don't try to pleasure both girls simultaniously, that's just too fucking hard. Take it in turns. If they're bi make sure everybody gets a turn and being the "middle".

And don't get drunk and fall asleep during it. Girls hate that.

Yes, and try not to fart too much. It's not the adequate audio stimulation and they will get distracted.