1> What is the fastest way to get a boner. Sometimes my girl just out of no where wants to give me a blow job, but me, not expecting it doesn't have a boner. And when she sees no boner she thinks that i am not attracted to her!! So whats the fastest way to get a boner?

2>I am trying not to sound gay, but how long are most guys pubic hairs? I think mine are really long but don't really know cause i am not gay and go looking at other guys tally wackers. I am thinkin of trimming but do not know how.../

Living at the north pole is not good for fast boners.

dude, i get a boner at the thought of getting head! if it helps try a little forplay with her and see if you get hard.

if you think your pubes are too long, just trim them.

Any one know, any other ways to get a boner quick??

Tell your girlfriend that soft cocks that get sucked tend to turn into boners.

quote:Originally posted by Santa Clause:

1> What is ... the fastest way to get a boner?

2> ... how long are most guys pubic hairs? ... I am thinkin of trimming but do not know how.../



The fastest way to get an erection varies from guy to guy, although it usually tends to be fantasizing about whatever you find the most arousing. I'd warrant that the fastest way to lose an erection is universally attributed to stress. Naturally, you can think all you want about what usually turns your crank, but if you're stressed your tool may not cooperate. Relax, get acclimatized to the current situation, and try again.

Pubic hairs, thankfully, are of the kind of body hair which naturally reach a maximum length and then stop growing. Anywhere from 1 to 2-1/2 inches might be considered normal, depending on one's heredity and so forth.

OT: In principle, pubic hair grows sufficiently thick and dark to protect your gonads from UV light and other forms of natural ionizing radiation (at least as far as your ancient, ancient ancestors are concerned).

Trimming can be accomplished with nail scissors or a mustache/beard trimmer. For consistent results and a uniform length, I would suggest the latter.

think of porn

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quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Tell your girlfriend that soft cocks that get sucked tend to turn into boners.

my gf has figured out that if she wants me to get hard for sex or whatever, she just goes down on my for a few seconds. the funny part is that she is doing it to make me hard, but if I know shes going to do it, by the time she gets down there I'm already hard!

just tell your gf you arnt superman, and to give you a second.

quote:Originally posted by Santa Clause:

Any one know, any other ways to get a boner quick??

If you finger her enough she will kinda moan, thats kinda arousing too if you ask me...

Am I the only one that gets an insta-boner when I hear a girl say the word "Blowjob?"

quote:Originally posted by Mootahbreath:

If you finger her enough she will kinda moan, thats kinda arousing too if you ask me...

oh yeah! I've found that if I lick my girlfriend's ear, right up the side, or the lobe, she just melts. she makes the most intensely sexy noises.

1)porn

2)everybody is different

1) Think of another woman, scream out her name suring the blow job, it will turn you gf on !

2) Dye them multicolours, like a clown. Then who gives a fuck about length, you have clown pubes.