i cant possibly be the only girl who has experienced this can i?

i pick up my boyfriend from his house every morning to take him to school cuz he doesnt drive yet and his mom is IMPOSSIBLE to wake up.

so one morning, we decide it would be a great time for me to give him head. (in hindsight..not such a great time...)

well...that morning just HAPPENS to be the ONE fucking morning his mom comes alive before noon. we had the door closed and she walks in saying "i just wanted to see if..."

she sees me on my knees in front of her 17 year old son choking down all 7.5 inches of him, and fineshes her sentence "i see you're already up..."

the punn she made was too funny, but i managed to stop myself from laughing till later.

but come on now...am i the only girl who has had parents walk in while they were giving head (or having sex)?

ah, nympho, how have you been? i thought you had died or something

but no, cant say that ive had that happen to me... yet. hah

ts

I hope you finished him off....

i've been recieving head from a chick (i'm a dude) and had mates walk in before. No big deal, just tell them to fuck off. But parents....:S haven't had that happen and don't really care to..

A friend of mine I worked for last year was telling me some great stories...This one seems to fit in here well!

He was upstairs in his parents' room fucking this chick.

His mum comes in...Sees them and says "Oh shit...Sorry...Don't let your dad find out, he'll go mental!"

So he kept going.

A while later his dad comes in and says...Get this..."Oh shit...Sorry...Don't let your mum find out, she'll go mental!"

Whether it's true or not is debatable...But it made me chuckle when he told me that!

If he claimed they said the exact same thing, I call bullshit, but that's still pretty good.

yeah, its never quite happened to us. there have been two extremely close times though:

1.I'm going down on her and I hear her dad get home, so I go a little longer and say that we should finish up since people are home. so I move up and lie down next to her, she pulls the blanket up to her chest, and her dad walks into the room. I almost passed out.

2.one night there was a huge dinner party are her house, and we were upstairs in her room having sex, and every 25 minutes or so someone would poke thier head in the door and mutter to themselves something along the lines of "this isnt the bathroom," then they'd leave. fortunately we had the light off, and she has a sort of curtain around her bed.

I would be more mad than embarrassed if anyone did catch us though.