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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-05, 10:36
KriminalMinded KriminalMinded is offline
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Default Girl's CANNOT keep secrets!

Well I was home alone one night drinking beer. Bitch #1 calls me and asks if her and her male friend can pick me up and go to her house for some action (with her friend excluded btw). Anyway, they pick me up, we get there, get in the hot tub and flirt for a while. After a while we go to the bed room and kiss for maybe 5 mintues then all of the sudden she says we absolutely have to leave because shes supposed to be over at a friend's house and her dad will be home soon. So another friend comes by and picks us up and takes me home. That monday my good friend S who is a girl tells me that bitch #1

told her everything going into detail about it. Bitch #1 calls me that same night , I told her to pretty much fuck off since she talks to much. The reason I told her to keep it secret is because I knew something bad would come from it and it did.....

So I was standing on the corner across from school on my lunch break finishing up a smoke before class started. A car pulls up and 5 girls jump out and walk right towards me. I didn't notice but bitch #1 was right behind me and the girls walk past me. The girl out of the group who is/was friends with bitch #1 starts screaming like hell about how she tried to fuck her recent ex and how she tried to fuck me knowing she liked me. Bitch #1 is frozen and doesn't say anything. My friend and I say the hell with this the cops roll by every few mintues during break so we leave.

So just be aware of what 5 mintues of petty kissing can fuck up and just post your experience with stupid ass people that can't keep thier mouth shut here.
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Old 2004-03-05, 10:55
XxSoulCriminalxX XxSoulCriminalxX is offline
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yea dude i know exactly what your talking about. i fucked this one bitch once and seh told everyone and then my best friend hated me cuz i fucked the gurl he wanted 2 get. o well....hes not my friend anymore i had 2 beat his ass for staring at her
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Old 2004-03-05, 15:49
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so now you know why there“re no female priests in the catholic church ...

[This message has been edited by BSK (edited 03-05-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-05, 16:10
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Default Re: Girl's CANNOT keep secrets!

Women will do anything for attention man.

My ex girlfriend and I were quite happy together until she started going psycho on me, which is another story.

Basically we broke up because she was mental, she becomes friends with my friends and tells them all that I have been saying shit behind their backs.

Even though that's a load of bullshit, they believe her because they think she's a great girl who can do no wrong.

So basically my friends believed her and now hate me after about 3 years of friendship.

Women are great ain't they?!
 #5 
Old 2004-03-05, 17:25
Schraff Schraff is offline
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Maybe not, but at least we can use apostrophes correctly.

Seriously though, from context it sounds like you're still in high school. Most high school girls are painfully stupid, as are most high school boys. Wait a few years.
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Old 2004-03-05, 17:53
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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I thought guys were the ones who divulged sexual conquests more freely. So much so it's a cliche, isn't it? As usual, these things go both ways.

Edit: Just clarifying, it's true what bushy says below...girls will tell more detail about individual activities to close friends, but they will not necessarily talk to everyone about all the guys they've been with. Guys are prone to disclose each and every conquest, though not in detail, to anyone who will listen. This has just been my experience and observations, and this could have changed since the 80s, and could vary by regions.

[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 03-05-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-05, 18:03
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umm cindy usualy your right, but this time i think you are totaly wrong. Girls tell there girl friends Everything that happens. my ex-bestfried was a girl and she knew exactly what my penis looked like and all my moves. It was scary. When i talk about what i dont say to much about it.
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Old 2004-03-05, 18:47
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Monica Lewinsky
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Old 2004-03-05, 21:47
iamtheRiver iamtheRiver is offline
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Not cool, guys. It's unfair to assume that just because MOST girls can't keep secrets (which, from what i've seen, most can't), that none of us can. I hate how the people of my gender are so untrustworthy that most guys believe that absolutely NONE of us are....
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Old 2004-03-06, 00:28
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okay river, we can fuck...but if you tell anyone details...
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Old 2004-03-06, 00:35
Mackofett Mackofett is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I thought guys were the ones who divulged sexual conquests more freely. So much so it's a cliche, isn't it? As usual, these things go both ways.

Edit: Just clarifying, it's true what bushy says below...girls will tell more detail about individual activities to close friends, but they will not necessarily talk to everyone about all the guys they've been with. Guys are prone to disclose each and every conquest, though not in detail, to anyone who will listen. This has just been my experience and observations, and this could have changed since the 80s, and could vary by regions.

[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 03-05-2004).]

You are totally and 100% wrong on this one I'm afraid!!!

You see most guys do talk and brag more openly about sexploits but not the ones that they have had but rather the ones the think/ wish or just plain made up that they had!!!

Girls just talk abot what they have had and go into alot of detail but for the most part they stick to the facts!
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Old 2004-03-06, 02:46
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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^^Heh, Mack, you got me there!
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Old 2004-03-06, 10:01
MANwithSHIFTYeyes MANwithSHIFTYeyes is offline
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DUH!!...
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Old 2004-03-07, 07:05
tillip2 tillip2 is offline
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i suppose its useless arguing with you so i'll just say that i'm a chick and everyone tells me stuff and i manage to keep it all under wraps.....weird huh?

it just depends on the person, some are trustworthy others are not and unfortunately there are more of the untrustworthy ones in this world...

you have to go through alot of dickheads to find a good person no matter what sex.
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Old 2004-03-07, 23:08
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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Fuck off, guys are 10x more likely to kiss and tell. Not like most guys are concerned with things like virtue and reputation.

I never kiss and tell, unless I have complete anonimity.
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Old 2004-03-07, 23:12
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Sarc, you are a very interesting person.
 #17 
Old 2004-03-08, 00:04
KriminalMinded KriminalMinded is offline
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Default Re: Girl's CANNOT keep secrets!

Most people took this the wrong way.

Well my point I guess is that a senior in high school is still trying to be miss popular so she has to tell everyone everything she does. I'm not good looking or bragable. Honestly I have learned to not say a damn word about what I do when I should keep it quiet. I don't want a spotlight on me, I want to walk by everyone unseen.

My cloest friend who's a girl is the most secretive person I know even though she tells me everything. I just want to give some advice and say something so minor could turn into a full blown fight.
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Old 2004-03-08, 00:47
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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'interesting' ... to say the least.

At least I didn't say "ALL guys kiss and tell!"

So you sucked the flappingest tongue in school and now everyone knows, I still say the fault is 50/50. Be more careful who you fondle and you won't get stuck in this kind of situation.
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Old 2004-03-08, 00:52
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So...when guys kiss and tell it is our fault because we have no virtue, and when girls kiss and tell it is half our fault because we are not kissing you?
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Old 2004-03-08, 03:56
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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No, I was just responding to the stupid generalization "Girl's CANNOT keep secrets!" with an equally obsurd statement.
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Old 2004-03-08, 04:06
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*smacks sarc's booty*

shhhhhhhhhh
 #22 
Old 2004-03-08, 05:04
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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i talk about my sex life as i would talk about anything else. why should i make it a secret or worry about who knows? besides, half the fun in doing messed up shit is laughing about the story with friends.
 
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