I've tried having sex with my g/f standing up twice, with no avail. Once was in the shower.

I can kind of figure out how to do it now, I think... Haven't tried it, basically she just needs to be more elevated than myself, but shit, is that even safe to do in a shower? Whats with footing, I don't want to die with an experiment...

Ideas?

get a shower mat. ya know, one of those things with the grip. try to keep a firm stance and maybe use the wall to press her against so she doesnt fall down if you arms get tired of holding her up to the proper level.

I'd have to say that upper body strength is pretty important here. And look for some porn vids with shower sex in it, that should give you a good idea.

Your shower have a curtain or a door?

If curtain, have her grab hold of the showerhead to stabalize herself as you lift and fuck her.

If you have a sliding door; have her lean against the door with her legs wrapped around you.

Oh, phooey to sex in the shower. It's slippery, difficult, guys hog the shower stream, the water goes cold, you feel like you're about to keel over from fatigued leg muscles, yadda yadda yadda. But I suppose it's worth a shot, for the novelty factor. And it's easier if you do her from behind, as is most standing-up sex.

How much shorter than you is she? because i am 5'11" and i was dating a girl who was 5'2" and whenever i did her in the shower i would have he get close to the wall and stand verticle (you guys who think the girl should do all that tip toe shit are assholes. do something fucking work yourself and be compassionate...asshole, you dont deserve to get laid) i would bend my legs down to the height so that i could put in my cock (for lack of a term that doesnt make me sound like a brainiac trying to use theoretical situations and shit) i would brace myself by resting my knee on the ledge of the bath tub...you know. where alot of people put the soap or shampoo and shit. and it usually works. helps to be drunk because you leg that is supporting you on its own doesnt get tired because you dont feel pain. but if you can pull it off. fucking a girl who is standing straight up from behind feels wicked awesome.

-Love Franklin

The girl's got to be small.

Case in point: I'm a big guy. 6', was 240 at the time, mostly thick muscle. At a party, I meet this sweet little broad, couldn't have been above 5'3", and definitely not heavier than 110. Still, she wasn't lacking in the mammarial department, and since I was buzzed, she fell for my charm quite easily.

One thing led to another, and not only did she end up making a sandwich for me bucked nekkid, we ended up going at it. She wasn't "inexperienced", and her tight body made it so that, even though I was sorta drunk, I was able to hold her in the air as she clung to me by wrapping her arms around her neck. We ended up fucking standing up, as there wasn't any room to lie down anywhere. Wasn't the best sex I ever had(I can put the credit for that on a girl I was in love with,) but I consider it one hell of an experience.

The point of my story is that, whether in the shower, up against a wall, or in the middle of a room( for me), is the size of both of you, and your strength, that matters.

You likely won't be fucking a 200 pound girl up in the air any time soon. But, take heart. There's a whole lot of other fun stuff to do with 200 pound girls.

Just bend her over and do it doggystyle standing up.

Well first have you ever picked your girlfriend up before, like if you two were making out standing up? Do that then have her wrap her legs around you then you lean over nearly as if you were trying to touch your toes. Make sure you hold onto her. I cant really explain this so I'd have to show you. But seeing as how youre a guy, that not going to happen.