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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-01, 02:57
davidosborne davidosborne is offline
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my girl has a one track mind!

u might think this is cool, but it is fucking annoying the hell out of me! she wants to have sex all the

time. i know i'm lucky, but shit, all she has to do is lay there and enjoy it, and i have to get hard at a moments notice, and sometimes i have trouble getting hard.

i'm not a goddamn sex machine! how do i get her to chill out without making her think i don't want to have sex?



thats another thing that annoys me. girls say that they are victimized by society by having to be skinny and bla bla bla, but the truth is is that it is much harder on guys.

ex:the fattest, ugliest, wierdest girl in the world canbe hated by everybody, but if a guy has a small dick, there's nothing he can say to her. most of girls problems can be fixed by them and are(face jobs, boob jobs, lose weight), guys can't have a damn dick translplant.

so girls, fuck off about todays society giving you the shaft.
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Old 2004-03-01, 03:12
AprenticeChemist AprenticeChemist is offline
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Just buy her a dildo or something. Or just say "why the hell do you think god gave you hands". And you are a lucky fuck I wish I had a girl that wanted to fuck 24/7 but then again I got a girl that LOVES me and I LOVE her. And your right it is harder on guys a girl thats got AIDS, missing a leg, weighs 235lbs, 3'7, and has leprosy could get sex but a guy with barly anything wrong can only get sex if he pays for it.
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Old 2004-03-01, 06:30
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Teach her the concept of "masturbation".

Guys are expected to do it when their partner "has a headache". Girls can fucking well learn to do it too.
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Old 2004-03-01, 15:16
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I know what you mean man.

Society makes women believe that they must be skinny and shit to be beautiful...But even now that's waning away as women are slowly realising men like some meat on a chick!

Society also makes men believe that if they aren't hung like a horse they are useless.

Sure, women will say "It's not the size that counts...Yours is great!" but you just KNOW they are laughing about it behind your back!

You know!

Anyhoo...Down to brass tacks!

Tell her to calm down and finger herself or something.

Make out you're busy or tired...Or use another chick excuse and say "I have a headache!"

Or be stong and tell her that you're not an on-call sexual healer!

Men need rest too man!
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Old 2004-03-01, 16:20
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Let them laugh. I still stuck it in them and got pleasure from it. Let them laugh all they fucking want, I still used them like stupid sluts.

And I've still got a small dick. Hah!
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Old 2004-03-01, 20:37
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If you stay together long enough, it will eventually come to be the other way around, with you wanting sex, and her giving the excuses. Fucking women can't make up their minds. Then again, I still haven't met a woman that can keep up with me.
 
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