Even on some killer, dick-shrinking speed, I'm perfectly capable of raising a raging-hard flagpole if I have a good chick with me.

Since I had no good chick with me, I decided to smack off, instead. And I did it for about 2 1/2 hours, then finished with a killer orgasm; the type that makes you dizzy and breathless (And it's self-inflicted!); the type that usually ends with cum on the ceilings (for me) or in one's face (also happened to me before).

Masturbation's pretty fun. So is having a big dick.

-Infrared

Dude, we don't wanna hear you talk about your self masturbating that's sick...dumb ass

Verbally masturbate me, if you please.

wouldnt that be a handjob?

A psychological handhob, excellent

God i hate you Infrared!

sex on speed is great.. sex on x is better

^You're s/n is stretching out the page can you change it? It's WAY to long.

Anyway, good for you Infrared. I know what you mean by the far shooters. You should see my ex's headboard.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 02-29-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by bond007:

Dude, we don't wanna hear you talk about your self masturbating that's sick...dumb ass

Speak for yourself buddy!

I want the nitty gritty...

I can go for hours and hours, cum multiple times, and still stay hard. If I were to do any speed though (meth,crandk,crack,coke,even fucking yellow jackets) then I have turtle dick. Thats why I don't do speed anymore. fuck that shit.

Like my great granddaddy, or something, said: You ain't a man if you can't overcome Tinymethdick!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Like my great granddaddy, or something, said: You ain't a man if you can't overcome Tinymethdick!



That made my laugh waaaaaaayyyy too hard. Must be the ephedrine.

Ephedrine?? BAH! >hands you a baggie with a few shards of killer P2P-made meth<

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Ephedrine?? BAH! >hands you a baggie with a few shards of killer P2P-made meth<



Quit it, you're making me salivate all over the keyboard :P

If it helps; it's fucking nirvana on the first day, but any subsequent days are just spent trying not to crash, and euphoria of any sort is absent. You're left with a tiny dick, pounding heart and sweaty/oily body. Plus, your eyes feel all fucked-up, as if someone's squeezing them from the back. This is due to increased blood pressure.

Tweaking for more than about 24 hours is a waste.

Yeah, off-topic. My bad, Infrared.

-Infrared, brain resembling a fried egg

I started reading this thinking it might be Infrared unhappy and heartbroken,and literally snorted Icecream across the computer screen in shock.

Well, It's a day for everyone to get some sort of sticky fluid spattered across their rooms it seems...

I remain virile!

I finally got laid again today, after a few months with nothing but my left hand and Satsuma orange lotion.

But we had some good times, that left hand and I. Back to the love tunnel for me, though..I did miss it.

Yes, I'm twisted.

To post what I'm about to say, I've had to search through loads of shit to find my totse p/word, but I feel someone must say that:

""INFRARED, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FULL OF SHIT""

**Thats not a flame, mearly a general observation, you fucking sex god.(YEA RYT)

You're an idiot. And where did you leave your balls? There's nothing wrong with being confident. When you turn 14, you'll realize that.

Idiot.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

...after a few months with nothing but my left hand and Satsuma orange lotion.

Yes, I'm twisted.



Besides, idiot, a "sex god" doesn't say shit like that. Ignorant fuck.

**This was a flame, not "mearly" a general observation**

Someone is an attention whore, isn't that right Infra?

^Someone is hung like a cashew, isn't that right, NewRage?

Damn, I'm fed up of you sex god bragger wanna bees!!

I knew you couldn't come back and have a civilised argument, I knew you'd just swear your way out of it, shows your weakness and confirms the fact that I'm right.

Oh and big boy, stop sleeping with your mom, and for god sake, when your testicals finally drop, learn to pull out! We don't need more inbreads.

-chaos

When you learn to spell, I'll bother with a civil and thought-out reply. Dipshit.

hmm, let’s see here..

** random bragging about drugs

check

** "i'm awesome" bullshit

check

** "you're an idiot" catch phrase

check

** random chicks swooning

check

I have seen this formula work somewhere before. Maybe they are on to something.

*scribbles in notebook*

Not random chicks; just one chick.

i counted 2...but that depends on your def of swooning

*swoons*



Three!

Pshaw, you havent lived till youve had 9 orgasms in a hour.

I've had 12.