I took my Mums advice on picking up chicks, and ignored my Dads.

She knows the fragile female psyche so well, and is more than happy to show me how to exploit it. God bless cynical female relatives who go to Psyche lectures for fun and care far more about the fruit of their loins than some stupid fucked up girly in a bar.

My Dad... he's a fucking idiot. He'd want me sending Valentines and flowers and expect it to work.

so what is your mums secret

Secret. I'm not going to post it on totse for you fucking mongs to use.

this thread was necessary

This poster was drunk, nanged and bored.

Fools. Can't you see that there is no secret?

Say what? I don't think exploiting is going to get you any chicks. It's about respect.

The secret to get girls is...

A 20in cock. Swing it around like a sword and they'll be all over you.

j/k

By the way, you can get some girls by exploiting instead of respecting. It's just another complex subject.

[This message has been edited by Local Hero (edited 02-29-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by nicky:

Say what? I don't think exploiting is going to get you any chicks. It's about respect.

Respect my ass. It's not all about respect, or else women themselves would have at least an ounce of respect for men.

show em your tongue skills

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Secret. I'm not going to post it on totse for you fucking mongs to use.

thank you. we need less people knowing about this shit. this way, guys like us get more girls. i had sex last night, and tonight, ill be having sex again.

Why does Trippy always sort of slide under the Admins radar?



Shek

He's not doing anything worth the Admin's time.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Why does Trippy always sort of slide under the Admins radar?



Shek

This is why (look at his reg. date) (http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Trippy_McGee). It seems that the "old" members get special privileges to be morons as long as they like.

Oh well, no skin off my back.

The secret to getting women is not giving a fuck if they brush you off, and going to the next if they do. Like scanning a whole range of women if you will.

It also helps if you have low standards, although you can still get some fine ones, it's just gonna take a little longer.

Too bad I'm too much of a pussy/nice guy to try this.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Secret. I'm not going to post it on totse for you fucking mongs to use.

what the fuck is wrong with U, U say.. OMG I have found the way to a womans heart... then, why the fuck not share ...

The secret to getting women is carving their name in your arm with a fork. They love it when guys self-mutilate themselves for attention.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Why does Trippy always sort of slide under the Admins radar?

I get special priviledges because I'm having sex with all of them.

Trippy, you're secret the good 'ol pay attention, ignore, make them jealeous, fuck them plan?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

the good 'ol pay attention, ignore, make them jealeous, fuck them plan?

Only way to go.

Trippy, wtf?

If you have a topic about a secret or something, then you don't reveal it in the thread.... what. the. fuck.

*cough*attentionwhore*cough*

You guys take shit way too literally.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

You guys take shit way too literally.

dont worry bout it spiffy... most of em werent even around to remember trippy... i bet theyd do the same thing to jaded too

ts