So which do most guys prefer? I mean, there I was, about to undo the belt and the jeans and continue south, when he stops me and says, "Sweetie, know what I want even more than that? A sammitch!" Granted, I had roasted a turkey last night so a turkey sammitch sounded damn tasty. I dutifully put my shirt back on (his roommate was out in the front room) and went to the kitchen and made the desired sammitch.

I wonder if this was a commentary on my blowjob skills. It never occurred to me I might suck.

A blowjob can never suck to the point one would avoid it, but sometimes you just get that rumbly in your tumbly. I personally wouldn't be suprised if one day I wanted a Grinder instead of a bj.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

It never occurred to me I might suck.



Well, I would HOPE thats why you were down there...

Sorry, but I wanted to say it first.



[This message has been edited by ChubZero (edited 02-28-2004).]

I think this depends on the scarcity of sammitches vs. scarcity of blowjobs as well as the pleasure derived from each. Perhaps the guy in question is super-flexible and can provide for his own blowjob needs, but an accident rendered him tragically armless and he is unable to prepare his own sammitches.

Context is important when passing judgement on matters such as these.

quote:Originally posted by Gray:

I think this depends on the scarcity of sammitches vs. scarcity of blowjobs as well as the pleasure derived from each. Perhaps the guy in question is super-flexible and can provide for his own blowjob needs, but an accident rendered him tragically armless and he is unable to prepare his own sammitches.

Context is important when passing judgement on matters such as these.

I know that auto felatio feels nowhere near as good as it does when someone else is doing it. About the only benifit is lubrication.

I would never ask for food over sex. Did he get his blowjob afterwards? Perhaps if he knew he was going to get one after anyway, he wanted to have a full stomach to feel more content.

Yes, but then again, maybe he wasn't in the mood for a blowjob. It's all about his priorities at the time. Maybe he would have preferred fucking over a sammitch, and a sammitch over a blowjob. Like I said, sometimes you just get that rumbly in your tumbly.

It depends on the quality of the blowjob, the quality of the sammich, and the amount of time since either had been had.

Although, I wonder, why must it be one or the other? Why not make your man a sammich and blow him while he eats it! Now THAT'S bliss!

quote:Originally posted by Asumoru:

It depends on the quality of the blowjob, the quality of the sammich, and the amount of time since either had been had.

Although, I wonder, why must it be one or the other? Why not make your man a sammich and blow him while he eats it! Now THAT'S bliss!

This reminds me of that one Seinfield episode.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I wonder if this was a commentary on my blowjob skills. It never occurred to me I might suck.



*shrugs*

Most girls are shit, but we're sure as fuck not going to tell them that with our most private of privates between their sharp grinding teeth. What was on the sammitch? Cranberry sauce?

quote:Originally posted by Gray:

I think this depends on the scarcity of sammitches vs. scarcity of blowjobs as well as the pleasure derived from each. Perhaps the guy in question is super-flexible and can provide for his own blowjob needs, but an accident rendered him tragically armless and he is unable to prepare his own sammitches.

Context is important when passing judgement on matters such as these.

How long were you in the Kitch? Long enough for him to give hisself a BJ? Did he have yer

scent on his finger? Maybe, that's all he needs to do hisself, goooooood.

Ooooooh scary.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

"Sweetie, know what I want even more than that? A sammitch!"

you know that he´s not letting himself go?

BJS are better with a filled stomach than with an empty one ^_^.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

...I wonder if this was a commentary on my blowjob skills...

I think it was more of a comment on your sammitch-makin' skills.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

I think it was more of a comment on your sammitch-makin' skills.



Hmmmm! AI, you have hit the nail square. Just how good, are these sammitches?

Mmmmmmmmm!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Hmmmm! AI, you have hit the nail square. Just how good, are these sammitches?

Mmmmmmmmm!



They must be damn good if any male would for-go a blow job for one.

considering i dont like blowjobs, i guess id take the sandwich.

Clinton had the right idea!! (http://members.chello.be/ws36028/clinton/tsandwich.jpg)

I'd take the sandwhich.

Anyday.

I'd take a good sandwich over a bad bj. But given the choice between two equals I'll take the bj, thank you very much.

Honestly, blowjobs aren't that great. I'd take a bad sammich over a good BJ anyday...mostly because my hands do a better job than their throats, lips, tongues AND hands in compliment of eachother. Only the vagina and anus are worth sticking it in. Sex>sammich>non-V/A.

quote:Occupation: || Maker of sammitches and pies.

Well, seeing as she makes sammitches as her "occupation", I seriously doubt they are anything less then great.

Cindy, you can come over to my place and give me a BJ any day. Or make me a sammitch.

what if he was just self conscious about the smell of his penis becuase he didnt shower that day so it smells a lil ruanchy

quote:Originally posted by shadow of death:

what if he was just self conscious about the smell of his penis becuase he didnt shower that day so it smells a lil ruanchy

...Or he is hungry and wants a sammitch.

Occam's razor says: Correct!

You had your breasts out...about to swallow his tool...and he stops and asks for a sandwitch...

Something is wrong there...

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

You had your breasts out...about to swallow his tool...and he stops and asks for a sandwitch...

Something is wrong there...

seriously wrong

something is wrong with the world now

Not enough people seem to value the power a great sammitch holds over a person.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Not enough people seem to value the power a great sammitch holds over a person.

You can't stick your dick in a sandwitch, unless your name's the guy from American Pie.

Damn you deadlycindy! I've never in my life thought of a "sammitch" as sexual, but my mom just made me one and I feel guilty eating it.

quote:Originally posted by sharpie:

You can't stick your dick in a sandwitch, unless your name's the guy from American Pie.



Sure you can't... http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://members.chello.be/ws36028/clinton/tsandwich.jpg)

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quote:Originally posted by sharpie:

Damn you deadlycindy! I've never in my life thought of a "sammitch" as sexual, but my mom just made me one and I feel guilty eating it.

Sammitches: 2

People: 0

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Not enough people seem to value the power a great sammitch holds over a person.

Why is that especially funny coming from you?

As for the topic question...normally a blowjob beats a sandwich, but telling a woman who is about to give a blowjob to go make a sandwich is just damn funny. Who knows, maybe your boyfriend can blow himself better than he can make himself a sandwich?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Why is that especially funny coming from you?

I'd assume it is because I am obese, and you seem to find it "funny" that I made a comment that can be interpreted in such a negative way if you are thinking about a person in a similarly negative way. Very "civil" of you EG, very "civil" (oh, and don't get your panties into a twist like you usually do whenever I reply to you. I'm not in the mode to destroy another S&A topic by replying to your posts).

Why one or the other? Didn't you suck his dick after he ate his sandwich?

i'dve asked for a poontang pie...

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ok, please dont flame me for this, cause i just cant help myself,and i apologize beforehand, but what the heck is a SAMMITCH?

S = Sodomy

A = and

M = Masterbation

SAM with Mitch

sammich=easier way of typing out sandwich.

Here's something nobodies suggested: Maybe he was embarrassed about something below the belt, and you getting him a sammitch was an excuse to avoid embarrassment. Not just his size, but hell, he could have even stashed something down there that he didn't want you to find.

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quote:Originally posted by Zykaz:

Here's something nobodies suggested: Maybe he was embarrassed about something below the belt, and you getting him a sammitch was an excuse to avoid embarrassment. Not just his size, but hell, he could have even stashed something down there that he didn't want you to find.

[This message has been edited by Zykaz (edited 02-29-2004).]

haha, how about his other girlfriend? sorry:/

Heh, you guys are great.

ChubZero of course got it...the "rumbly in the tumbly" syndrome. Heck, I even made a sammitch for myself. I must say, I do believe I make better sammitches than give bjs. No cranberry sauce this time, Trippy.

We live together so getting a blowjob is no big deal, since he can have one pretty much when he wants. As far as him having something to be embarrassed about, he wouldn't know because I usually know more about the condition of his dick than he does.

He did try auto-fellatio once, like most guys, but he's long-torsoed. So no go.

Oh, and for those who wondered, yes, he did get his BJ a bit after the sammitch.

quote:Originally posted by Zykaz:

Here's something nobodies suggested: Maybe he was embarrassed about something below the belt, and you getting him a sammitch was an excuse to avoid embarrassment. Not just his size, but hell, he could have even stashed something down there that he didn't want you to find.

[This message has been edited by Zykaz (edited 02-29-2004).]

Very good point! Maybe he hadn't showered and had sweaty balls, smegma on his dick and little bits of smelly poop around his asshole.

Maybe he had that "not so fresh" feeling and didn't want you sticking your nose down in his crusty stank crotch and whiffing his barnyard fumes .

did you swallow, Cindy?

Maybe you really do suck at sucking.

HEHEHE Damn it I tried.



Yeah but maybe its cause your hunger and sex drive are controled in the same part of the brain. sometimes If I dont get off from my gf, i go have some diet coke or something.

I dont think its your fault, I would say that he got hungry cause he was horny, I know I have had the urge to eat while I did shit with gurls.

*sigh* I wish my gf would go down and.......

make me a sammitch!!!!!

While a bj can be over-rated, I don't see how he could have anything else on his mind at the time.

Atleast he didn't say something along the lines of, "Sweetie, I'm going to use your mouth as a toliet". Sorry I got to use the rest room and saw R.Kelly on Tv.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

So which do most guys prefer? I mean, there I was, about to undo the belt and the jeans and continue south, when he stops me and says, "Sweetie, know what I want even more than that? A sammitch!" Granted, I had roasted a turkey last night so a turkey sammitch sounded damn tasty. I dutifully put my shirt back on (his roommate was out in the front room) and went to the kitchen and made the desired sammitch.

I wonder if this was a commentary on my blowjob skills. It never occurred to me I might suck.

That's what happens when your boyfriend is a chemist Cindy! ROTFLMFAO.

*rubs eyes* What the fuck.. ask him if I can get the blowjob while you're making the sammitch.. some people..

ok which one doesn't fit and why, your wife, your dog. a blow job, or your meat!!Its the blow job, because you can beat your wife, you can beat your dog, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!!

dammit, now i want a sammich. DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Not enough people seem to value the power a great sammitch holds over a person.

Post again once you've gotten a blowjob.

I think that I would prefer the sammich halfway into the blowjob, and by that time I'd be into it. Man...I'm fuckin' hungry.

I think I would prefer getting a blowjob while getting to eat a sandwhich just made by the women blowing me.

People just don't realize the greatness of a blowjob if your lazy. You just get to lay back and relax and enjoy.

That is a funny statement coming from Guswut who I doubt would probably take the sandwhich 10 out of 10 times rather then get a blowjob.

Of course, 'cause Gus has good taste! I make awesome triple-decker clubs, grilled cheese, roast beef, and italian subs! But my blowjobs, methinks, are mediocre.

Seems most guys prefer the sammitch to the blowjob...or at least want both!

Food and sex are so amusingly intertwined.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Of course, 'cause Gus has good taste! I make awesome triple-decker clubs, grilled cheese, roast beef, and italian subs! But my blowjobs, methinks, are mediocre.

Seems most guys prefer the sammitch to the blowjob...or at least want both!

Food and sex are so amusingly intertwined.



Its cause all men are pigs.

Well I guess it depends on how hungry I am.

Sometimes girls give some shitty head It takes liek 45 minutes and I still am just laying there.

I mean it's not a bad feeling it's just not a great feeling.