Credit a rather scruffy acquaintance of mine:

"Well, my girlfriend's waiting at my house, so I'm gonna go stir her guts up a little."

Maybe I'm visualizing this better than he intended, but it makes me double up in revulsion.

Beat that!

"sexual intercourse" sounds too sterile and scientific.

^^

I even find 'intercourse' on its own a stupid word.

...to "sleep" with...

"making love" by far

^-- *agrees*

No, making whoopie is worst than making love.

"Bang her up the dittly hole"

Drinking from the furry cup.

Playing in the nappy dugout.

Being intimate.

Shanking.

quote:Originally posted by misDKfits024:

No, making whoopie is worst than making love.

That's a kick-ass way of saying it. Now hanky-panky, THAT'S a sorry ass way of saying it. Shit, sex is a crappy ass way of saying it.

i personally hate "shagging" ( the word not doing it )

I want to smack that monkey

"Know in the Biblical sense"

dildonics... Heh, saw/heard it in some random movie a while ago.

the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

"Know in the Biblical sense"

im sorry but i find that amusing especially when used in a very tongue in cheek manner

my personal favorite has to be

"making the beast with two backs"

or (slightly more specific and a shakespeare reference)

"the black ram tupping you'r white eew(sp?)"

stomping mud

Dipping the salty sword in the fish port.

I just made that up.

parking his meat-truck in tuna town

The one me and my friends used to say all the time in school when we were younger when we knew nasty people were fucking...

"BUMPING UGLIES."

~!~Amber~!~

reconciliation...

"tiffin'"

to pork

good lord...i agree w/ mrman on something...is the apocolypse coming?

Making love is such a terrible term...it makes it seem as though sex equates to love. You dont have to love someone to have sex with them, nor do you make someone love you during sex unless you are a sex god. Its just shitty.

Anything that involves the term "purple-helmeted love warrior".

dipping