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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-02-25, 20:00
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
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Default Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

They try to eat your face. Before hand you need to be sure, and if you aren't sure don't do it. I wear an eye patch now because of this, the fucking whale sucked the eye out of my skull.

I think I'm going to be sick for a while after re-reading that.

Have a nice day
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Old 2004-02-25, 20:33
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

Was she trying to make out with your eye? That is one of the oddest things I have ever heard.
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Old 2004-02-25, 20:53
casperc casperc is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

Did she give you the eye back?
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Old 2004-02-25, 22:20
NewRage NewRage is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

And that is a key example of why you take youe date out to a good restaurant rather than Taco Bell, cause they will get hungry again real quick...
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Old 2004-02-25, 22:20
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

quote:Originally posted by casperc:

Did she give you the eye back?

Well of course I exagerated but man was that the most horrible thing ever..

Don't make out with Goons ok ladies and gentlemen?
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Old 2004-02-25, 22:35
Angiospermicidal Angiospermicidal is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

Ugh...I wish you had posted this a few months ago! Gah! I had a similar experience.
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Old 2004-02-26, 00:10
Falcon Falcon is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

ROFL

That's really sad. I hope you're not with her anymore.
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Old 2004-02-26, 00:18
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
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Default Re: Tip: Don't (even try to) make out with stupid people

quote:Originally posted by Falcon:

ROFL

That's really sad. I hope you're not with her anymore.

Nope. I'll have to wait for more of the brain goosh to light up. But before that ever happens I'll be looking somewhere else.
 
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