go ahead, flame this and lock this all you want. i don't care. i am the happiest person on the planet, and i felt like telling everyone that i am in love with a kick-ass guy named lee. sorry for the sudden wave of emotion, but i talked to him on the phone for like six hours last night, and realized again that i shouldn't take him for granted. he is a rare find. he makes me happy. :-)

Good for you, I'm going to go think about why girls don't think that way about me.

* walks off and crys *

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I once talked to a bitch on my mobile for about the same period of time, well until my battery went dead. Eventually, I got a brain tumor so I raped the bitch and stabbed her mother in the eye with a tooth pick.

You stay the fuck away from my brain tumor!

What an eventful thread.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

What an eventful thread.

meh. works for me. i am tired and a little horney

too bad he is cheating on you.



probably told you to hold on a couple of times on the phone as he secretly clicked the phone over to talk to another girl about coming to his house tonight.

quote:Originally posted by 8abs10fingers:

too bad he is cheating on you.



probably told you to hold on a couple of times on the phone as he secretly clicked the phone over to talk to another girl about coming to his house tonight.

*High five* Way to bring her great mood crashing down! It's probably the truth.

Does anybody in this forum get laid? Ever???

Unless it involves drugs or vd I don't see anyone happy enough to say "hey I just got laid last night"

I get laid most saturdays,bitches get drunk and easy and becouse ime that not that bad of a looking guy i pair off with a girl pritty quick.Not now though,i have a girlfriend now.

quote:Originally posted by misDKfits024:

*High five* Way to bring her great mood crashing down! It's probably the truth.

he isn't cheating. he's in love. you are all a bunch of lonely sad fucks

hey I just got laid last nite

Sons of bitches! I'll never be loved like that--in my heart or in my pants!

quote:Originally posted by monkei:

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You know, binary isn't really like, code...

But you know what else, I think that's great that you are in love with your guy and that you are happy and like to suck his dick. More power to you. And him.

Jesus, it seems like the people around me just keep getting happier and happier...

Congrats...But watch out...Love can hurt like a bitch. I'd say don't get too attached, it'll fuck you up later on when it doesn't work out.

~es

Yes congratulations it is a great feeling when you realise your in love. Just be careful because although love can be the greatest thing in the world it can throw your ass back to the curb and make you plead for death but then again it can pick your ass off the curb and make you feel like your in heaven. And im sure alot of the people that posted stupid ass comments are pathetic loser who never will find love(not sex love).

quote:Originally posted by lifejunkie:

Good for you, I'm going to go think about why girls don't think that way about me.

* walks off and crys *





well, thats what happens when you use linux...

ts

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Does anybody in this forum get laid? Ever???

Besides you? Because all's I got out of that was - "I can't get laid, am I freak?" Or is it because you wanted a little quality time with the other horny boys?

Fucking typos/tags.

[This message has been edited by Der Führer (edited 02-26-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Does anybody in this forum get laid? Ever???

Lets look at this mathematically. Take the number of people on the internet who get laid. Now divide that number by the percentage of internet users who are on totse (or pick an arbitrary figure, it doesn't really matter). Multiply your new figure by 8 becaue I happen to like that number, and then cube the result.

I got zero, you? Face it, most people online are dorks. Dorks don't get girls.

EDIT:

quote:Originally posted by monkei:

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[This message has been edited by Green Lantern (edited 02-26-2004).]

Most people online are ordinary people these days. "Dorks" is a general term. Anyone could be characterized as a dork. There is no standard for who gets girls in relation to whether or not they regularly go online.

Most people getting laid right now aren't frequent online-goers, mostly because they like to make children and aren't familiar with the internet.

quote:Originally posted by Der Führer:

Besides you? Because all's I got out of that was - "I can't get laid, am I freak?"

How many times did you bounce when your mama dropped you on your head?

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

How many times did you bounce when your mama dropped you on your head?

Well, I'll tell you this. I know it wasn't as many times as you've engaged in sexual conduct with a family member.

quote:Originally posted by Der Führer:

Well, I'll tell you this. I know it wasn't as many times as you've engaged in sexual conduct with a family member.

Haha, good one.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I once talked to a bitch on my mobile for about the same period of time, well until my battery went dead. Eventually, I got a brain tumor so I raped the bitch and stabbed her mother in the eye with a tooth pick.

You stay the fuck away from my brain tumor!

you dont know any girls, do you. its ok. we're here for you. cry on my shoulder metaphorically.

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:



well, thats what happens when you use linux...

ts

OUCH...

That hurt..