Whatever it is, post it, we wanna hear it...after all, we're a bunch of pervs anyway....

I dont have any really good ones...i think the strangest thing that ever happened to me was when this guy and i were about to get it on, and he didnt have a condom. i'm a smart girl, so i refused, so he went to ask his dad for one. his dad didnt have one, but instead gave him a few bucks, so this kid and i drove to a gas station at five in the morning to get condoms with his dad's money.

same night he stuck his finger up my butt, just for the hell of it. really made my evening.

so that's my story: romantic, huh?

i encourage you all to post the most bizzare and gross shit ever.

Well, one night, I was about to get in on with a chick..and had no fuckin' condom. I knew I'd seen some machines a ways back, so I headed to them. I only had 75 cents, but next to the condom machine...was a Haagen-Dasz ice cream bar machine. Oh I was hungry..I was imagining both her luscious tits in my mouth, and that silky-smooth milk chocolate with almonds, too.

.......I bought the ice cream bar and ditched her.

-Infrared

>cough<bs>cough<

I once had sex with a drunk obese girl.

She had a pretty face and rode my cock like nobody's business.

I was surprised.

Well he is my crazy story

I drove my car into town with it been unregistered or me been unlicenced anyway i was driving around going to party to party althou not drinking anyway it was 4am in the mounring and i decided to go to the supermarket and buy a pack of smokes, i tried and i couldnt get them cause me been only 16 anway i walked out and started walking back to my car when i saw about this 30/40 year old chick was walking in my path so i asked her nicely if she could buy me a pack of smokes so she did then i asked her if she would like a smoke with me so she did, Then while we are having the smoke she was like "So you looking for a good time" And im like "Yeh why not" and she goes "Ill give you head" so im like alright then after a while of giving me head shes like do you want to bend me over and im like yeh ok, so we went behind these bushes and i bent her over and fucker her up the arse..But i gotta say it was the most funniest fuck ive ever had the shit she was talking made me laugh, Anyway i got her number off and she wants me to call her but i havent yet

Ah why im @ it ill tell another one

We were at my mates place and we were all drinking and shit anyone i decided to go a bit crazy and start skulling anyway i got really sick and start threwing up then i just crashed in my swag and tried to go to sleep and then next thing i remember this FAT BITCH is in my swag and she is starting on kissing me anyway we fucked a few times that night, and when i woke up she was already out and then i went back to the camp fire and i saw her there and i was like "OMG DID I FUCK HER" anyway til this day i look at my swag and remember how fat she was and i wonder how the fuck did we both fit in there



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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I once had sex with a drunk obese girl.

She had a pretty face and rode my cock like nobody's business.

I was surprised.



God damn.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I was surprised.

Me also.

i was in this place in town back in nov...anyway this girl i'd never met before was there she bent over the pool table so i went up and rubbed myself agaist her jus 4 a laugh ...i relised she was kinda gettin off on it so i held her arms down with one hand then silped 2fingers inside her in this packed bar.....unknowen to me one ofthe guys with us who i'd neva met was her brother....who tried 2 kick the shit outta me later....ohh yea and i got a handjob of a 15yr old girl i'd jus met eariler(she was with her mate who is a mate of my sister) when i was on the bus to that bar,so great nite all in all(actually best one in a good while)....

i am yet to meet a girl who'll let me do all the shit i wanna do to a girl so when i do i'll post back....

the best kinky sex i've ever had was with this girl a good while back....i put one of those curtain cords round her neck(makin a makeshift lease....then tied one end to her bedpost(well her parents bed post)...and made it so that it was kinda chokin her a little...so that when i pulled her back a inch odd the lease would be so tigth she wouldn't be able to breathe....so imange durin sex all i had to do was pull a bit and she would be chokin while we were at it...very,very good fun

I was drunk as a mother fucker one night.

Was at someone's house and there was a big fat minge of a chick there who liked me.

I told her no many many times but she wouldn't piss off.

She corners me in the toilet...Starts sucking me off so I thought "might aswell give her a seeing to...maybe she'll leave me alone"

We start fucking...She turns onto all fours and I proceed to fuck her from behind.

About 10 seconds later she farts on me...Tells me it was a fanny fart...I keep on...She farts on me again.

Lovely.

Sorry for the breif run-down of the story...It just disturbs me even thinking about it!

When I was in high school, there was this guy that I was just in love with and back then he wouldnt have anything to do with me. But when I got grown i ran into him in a store one day he was a cashier and i stood and talked to him anyways he invited me back to his place, so i still liked him so i went. To make a long story short, when i went there we sat and watched movies, and the whole time he kept beggin for me to have sex with him. So i finally gave in and when we got into the bedroom pulled our clothes off and lay down in the bed, he climbed on top of me, and was kissing me. he went to put his dick inside of me and just as i felt the head touch the edge of my hole, he came all over me and it ran all on the bed. I was so horny and disgusted that i just got up and left. he wanted to do it again and said that it would be different but i never went over there again.

i had sex on a bus full of people once does that count?

Nope.

quote:Originally posted by starrcat69:

When I was in high school, there was this guy that I was just in love with and back then he wouldnt have anything to do with me. But when I got grown i ran into him in a store one day he was a cashier and i stood and talked to him anyways he invited me back to his place, so i still liked him so i went. To make a long story short, when i went there we sat and watched movies, and the whole time he kept beggin for me to have sex with him. So i finally gave in and when we got into the bedroom pulled our clothes off and lay down in the bed, he climbed on top of me, and was kissing me. he went to put his dick inside of me and just as i felt the head touch the edge of my hole, he came all over me and it ran all on the bed. I was so horny and disgusted that i just got up and left. he wanted to do it again and said that it would be different but i never went over there again.

you promised me you'#d never tel anyone about that.

My ex b/f and I were really horny... we wanted to have sex but at the time i wasnt on birth control and he didnt have a condom... He would get all pissed if he didnt get to cum while inside me (he was an obsessive jerk like that) anywys ... the only thing we had was a large balloon. He wore it as a condom... to my surprise it didnt break. He said it was a little tight and it hurt a little bit but it was alllll worth it! weirdest sex i think ive ever had!

i fucked in a movie theatre... TWICE

and once again on her neighbors back porch.

Not once, not twice, but thrice I recieved head during a movie. Came all 3 times...fun.

I called a taxi once from a 7-eleven in the middle of the night about 2am. When the taxi picked me there was a passenger already in it. An old lady about 50 who was drunk as hell and on her way to the bus station. She was flirty enough that I thought she might like some bone.

The taxi dropped me off about 1/2 mile later at my apartment.

I was so horny, I drove 10 miles away down to the bus station and found her sitting in a chair waiting for a 9am bus. I talked her into letting me drive her back to my house. When we got to my place I ended up fucking her for few hours and then drove her back to the bus station.

Not the best fuck I ever had, but definitely the strangest.

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I got sex infront on my friends after a house party. Me and my girlfriend were still in our sleeping bag so nobody could see it but thats the best i can do

quote:Originally posted by iamtheRiver:

Whatever it is, post it, we wanna hear it...after all, we're a bunch of pervs anyway....

I dont have any really good ones...i think the strangest thing that ever happened to me was when this guy and i were about to get it on, and he didnt have a condom. i'm a smart girl, so i refused, so he went to ask his dad for one. his dad didnt have one, but instead gave him a few bucks, so this kid and i drove to a gas station at five in the morning to get condoms with his dad's money.

same night he stuck his finger up my butt, just for the hell of it. really made my evening.

so that's my story: romantic, huh?

i encourage you all to post the most bizzare and gross shit ever.

I cant believe no one asked ....

DID YOU LIKE IT?

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I cant believe no one asked ....

DID YOU LIKE IT?



haha, it was...different. i could see how it might be enjoyable when one was used to it, but it hurt. like regular sex much, much better.

this one time at band camp.......

no wait.... I was at my friends house after a big night out and her and her boyfriend and another mutual friend was there. We all started getting into it, kissing and touching and whatever.... Then someone pulled out this huge dildo and fucked the mutual friend (male) with it. He liked it... then we sucked and fucked each other till the wee hours in the morning. It was great.

Once at a gas station, after filling up I went inside to pay and there was a real cute cashier anyways, I reached out to hand her the money and she touched my hand in the process I quickly got erected and humped the side of the counter while she was giggling at me.

My ex girlfriend is possibly THE MOST horny person in the world...so one day i suprised her and visited her reaallly early in the morning.

Thing was...her brother was home, but sleeping (Which made me feel really guilty about this, since he was a friend of mine). So anyways, she attacked me in a horny rage and we did it.

The thing was...we didnt wake up her brother who was one room over from us (and she is loud enough for ...oh...6 people)...whee

I sure hope none of my friends read this...

quote:Originally posted by killtehinternet:

My ex girlfriend is possibly THE MOST horny person in the world...so one day i suprised her and visited her reaallly early in the morning.

Thing was...her brother was home, but sleeping (Which made me feel really guilty about this, since he was a friend of mine). So anyways, she attacked me in a horny rage and we did it.

The thing was...we didnt wake up her brother who was one room over from us (and she is loud enough for ...oh...6 people)...whee

I sure hope none of my friends read this...

HAHAH NOW YOUR FUCKED.

~es

Well this story isn't about me it's about this girl I know, we will call this girl Ashly Thompson for fun. She is a dirty ho and one day she was taking it up the but by here boyfriend and when he was finished with here she sat up and started to shit everywhere, she tried to run to the bathroom but shat all over the carpet down the hall. Funny cause no one likes here and she's a bitchy skank. ha.

No one should dare ponder the tale of my virginity being stolen from me. It's far too disturbing...

quote:Originally posted by Charles Thunder:

No one should dare ponder the tale of my virginity being stolen from me. It's far too disturbing...

I dare ponder. Please, continue.

~es

I'll give you a hint...it involved a fat chick.

Infrared better be listening...

quote:Originally posted by shootist15:

Well this story isn't about me it's about this girl I know, we will call this girl Ashly Thompson for fun. She is a dirty ho Funny cause no one likes here and she's a bitchy skank. ha.

sounds like this girl who i used to know she was named ashly and she was a dirty skanky ho

i remeber she would fuck anybody anywhere.

^^^Crazy ho!

I dont have any stories, I'm a virgin....

yes, all point and laugh

quote:Originally posted by Evolution of A Saint:

HAHAH NOW YOUR FUCKED.

~es

Aawwwwohhh...*sob cringe.*

well, my girlfriend and i talked about it for about 2 weeks, just building up tension. we thought we'd be able to do it this one saturday when her mom was out. well, i came over one day really early in the morning and suprised the hell out of her. her mom was at work. so we started doing stuff, and our clothes started coming off like they usually do. but we both stopped for a second and she was like...i want to know what its like...so we started and it lasted like 5 minutes and she stopped and got all scared and said her mom might come home. so i just thought whatever there will be other times...we got some carls jr and starbucks afterwards. it should have been horribly awkward cause it wasnt really fitting and such...but yeah it turned out great...and we actually got to finish a week later.

My ex was an artist so after a visit to the stag shop I presented him with a calligraphy chocolate body art kit.

That night he was drawing a fairly intricate picture involving my nipples and navel..

The man continues drawing and upon its completion sits on my fucking stomach and starts wiping his ass through it, completly smearing the painting.

I quickly pushed him off, unaccustomed to having asses rubbed on my belly and asked him what in God's name was he doing.

He then demanded I lick the chocolate off his butt. Already confused and watching the chocolate seep into his crack, I refused.

I suggested we take a shower and from there we had some fantastic shower sex.

Maybe I'm too conservative, but for me this was plain weird...

fucked in my best friend's band room (basement/garage) while her mom was home ... haha, coulda been caught so easily, her bf came down and almost kind of walked in too, heh ... did it in her living room while her mom was asleep and she almost walked in too ... damn ... yeah that's kind of messed up cuz could've gotten myself, my bf, and her in HELLA TROUBLE but hey, when my house is open (as in no parental unit or when our laundryroom/garage is cleared) she can do whatever the hell she wants with her bf as long as they don't leave a mess ... oh yeah, also have done it in my bf's room with the door open while his dad was watching tv like prolly about 10 ft from the door ... and when his parents took their dogs for a walk and came back early and i hadta run to the bathroom to put my pants back on ... damn ... seem to have a theme with "almost caught" here ... but yeah ...

quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

Once at a gas station, after filling up I went inside to pay and there was a real cute cashier anyways, I reached out to hand her the money and she touched my hand in the process I quickly got erected and humped the side of the counter while she was giggling at me.

lol

i fucked chubby 1/8 cast girl.She had a very pretty face and massive melons , she was a virgin and very tight i had to finger her for about 3 minutes before i slipped it in. The funny thing was the 1st time i done her arse she kept laughing as i sunk it , her huge tits bounced up and down as i fucked her bumhole.

I lost my virginity to my best friends brother and for 2 years we fucked everytime we seen each other, well this one time we were on the floor of his moms private bathroom when she came to the door and tried to come in to use the washroom, she knew we were in there and told use to use his bed or his and his sisters bathroom cause she doesn't like messes on her bathroom floor, she then sat on her bed and waited for use to leave her room.

that was one of my most embarrassing moments, also cause I was 13 and he was 16

i fucked a school teacher thats quite wierd as she was about 40 and spoke punjabi. She had a very hairy pussy, and was a little fat so it was a bit dumb really.The anal pounding i gave her made up for it though ...



any one ever fucked any wierder than that?

im not going in to details but mine invloves,

1. a lot of alchohol

2. a 20 year old girl

3. a strap on.

use your inagination and more. OH GOD it was beyond weird.

Haha, so many....

One time my ex g/f and I were on a walk and we saw this antique store. So we go inside and start browsing around. We eventually go into the basement, and I was seriously horny

So I sat down on this super old radio and she sat down on top of me. Afterwards as we were walking up the stairs we both saw a sign that said "These premises are under video surveillance." We both laughed our asses off and ran away.

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At a frat party I met this chick who was getting a little tipsy (I was already gone) and we went up to one of the fuckrooms. The weird part about it was that she insisted I drink a pitcher of beer from her pussy before I tapped her.

Well, I filled her up a couple times then was like... fuck this, and jumped on her. I was about halfway through the pitcher. Craziest sex I've ever had. She was pretty hot too.

One time while I was in P.E. my ex came to class with me. We snuck behind this staircase type thing and she went down on me. She had a skirt on so I went down on her. We turned so no one could see her skirt get lifted and I started to fuck her a few minutes she makes me get out because I didn't have a condom. She then turns around and says "fuck me in the ass." (This was not the first time I fucked her ass) So hear we are getting into it, my hand over her mouth to keep her quit as possible when I hear " Fuck me in the ass." I turn my head and see like five of my friends standing their and laughing. She turned red and we stopped till they walked away and then continued. I nutted on the floor just for fun.

I got drunk one might and a friend of mine was fucking this girl on a seat opposite me. It was weird cause I fucked her later that night as well. And apparently she lost her virginity to my friend. I guess its like pring........



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Theta is a fucko.

ive had a nice experience , ive fucked a punky girl shes a little chubby , average tits , bigass , purple hair , nice cunt,

the funny thing is her brother is total twat and he saw me fingring her and he started going crazy so i told him to fuck off and he did , im gonna bum her so she screams and he hears it

lol I laughed so hard when I heard some of these stories, although I hope they are not all true.

But yeah, I had a threesome with my ex b/f and my best friend, who also happened to be his g/f at the time.. That was very weird.

quote:Originally posted by iamtheRiver:

Whatever it is, post it, we wanna hear it...after all, we're a bunch of pervs anyway....

I dont have any really good ones...i think the strangest thing that ever happened to me was when this guy and i were about to get it on, and he didnt have a condom. i'm a smart girl, so i refused, so he went to ask his dad for one. his dad didnt have one, but instead gave him a few bucks, so this kid and i drove to a gas station at five in the morning to get condoms with his dad's money.

same night he stuck his finger up my butt, just for the hell of it. really made my evening.

so that's my story: romantic, huh?

i encourage you all to post the most bizzare and gross shit ever.

Do you still like it in the ass?