Okay so here was my experiment. I am not normally an asshole to girls, and I usually put forth an effort when it comes to girls. In response, they do not like me.

And so my experiment: I met a girl and was a huge asshole to her and showed no interest in her (i would always talk about other girls.) Two weeks later, she keeps calling me sexy and flirting with me. This is kinda crazy, cuz I am one ugly dude.

And so, through scientific method, I proved the hypothesis to be true: Girls love jackasses,

~Mike

One test isn't enough.

You need to try that out on at least 10 different girls.

Well maybe the girls you go for. I don't look for girls. I just dont' care anymore too much work getin one.

EDIT: In response the TheDragon

This is true. There needs to be experimental validity to it. Also a margin of scientific error.

Shit I should just write up a report

~Me



[This message has been edited by MikeTheWalrus (edited 02-24-2004).]

maybe its just me, but scientific method isnt "proof" untill 1000 constant trials, right?

ts

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

maybe its just me, but scientific method isnt "proof" untill 1000 constant trials, right?

ts

Yea but it is considered Scientifically Valid after 3 consistent trials,

~Mike

Ever day I live is proof to that (although, not entirely, I'd say it was more like most stupid girls that aren't worth your time in any way, shape, or form [unless she is your wife, then too bad for you ]).

I KNEW IT! But why do you think this is? WHy do yall like being with someone who wants to treat everyone like shit? Cause it makes you feel special that he onyl treats you good? FEMALE INSIGHT ASAP PLZ

Just kinda curious...

First of all, what do you do that you consider assholish?

And second, how do you hang out with her enough to do this without raising suspiscions?

quote:Originally posted by Asumoru:

Just kinda curious...

First of all, what do you do that you consider assholish?

And second, how do you hang out with her enough to do this without raising suspiscions?



She was in my classes. So I started talking to her, making fun of her, embarrassing her in front of the class, and just generally being an asshole to her. Then we started hanging out a little cuz she knows some people I hang out with.

What I was going for was the 'I'm-an-asshole-but-there's-a-sensitive-guy-underneath' sort of thing. Surprisingly, it worked! In fact she called me directly before,during, and after dumping her boyfriend (I had no bearing on her dumping him. She was gonna do it anyway...I hope.)

Hmm..so if I go out with her, should I continue being an asshole? This is uncharted territory for me, so I may need some help,

~Mike

In my experience, as a girl who likes assholes, girls are attracted to assholes because we are self destructive and stupid....maybe that is just me...

but really, girls like assholes because of many reasons:

-They seem really cool and rebellious. Same reason as smoking is glamorous, you know smoke inhalation is a hospitable injury, yet we continue to smoke because it's cool to be rebellious.

-Girls think they cant get the asshole because they make fun of them and apparently don't like them. Girls (and boys) want what they cant have. If you are sitting eating the most delicious steak ever, and then you see someone with a lobster, and you cant get lobster because your date is too cheap to buy you a second dinner and waste the first, you start to really want lobster.

-It's a female pride type thing. Subconciously, we are all conformists. We all want to be liked. You are lying if you say you dont. And if you can prove to people that you can seduce this guy who was making fun of your huge ass and mangled face earlier that day, you feel you can impress you peers.

Theres got to be more reasons, but I am too lazy to think of them.

If you just all of a sudden stop being an asshole, she is going to be suspicious. So keep being an asshole. Dont seem to interested at first. If you want to keep a good relationship with her, you could start to ease the asshole away after a couple weeks. Don't make fun of her when no one else is there. If you are eating dinner and tell her she is ugly, she will not stay with you.

I assume her boyfriend is going to be after you sometime soon.

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

In my experience, as a girl who likes assholes, girls are attracted to assholes because we are self destructive and stupid....maybe that is just me...

but really, girls like assholes because of many reasons:

-They seem really cool and rebellious. Same reason as smoking is glamorous, you know smoke inhalation is a hospitable injury, yet we continue to smoke because it's cool to be rebellious.

-Girls think they cant get the asshole because they make fun of them and apparently don't like them. Girls (and boys) want what they cant have. If you are sitting eating the most delicious steak ever, and then you see someone with a lobster, and you cant get lobster because your date is too cheap to buy you a second dinner and waste the first, you start to really want lobster.

-It's a female pride type thing. Subconciously, we are all conformists. We all want to be liked. You are lying if you say you dont. And if you can prove to people that you can seduce this guy who was making fun of your huge ass and mangled face earlier that day, you feel you can impress you peers.

Theres got to be more reasons, but I am too lazy to think of them.

If you just all of a sudden stop being an asshole, she is going to be suspicious. So keep being an asshole. Dont seem to interested at first. If you want to keep a good relationship with her, you could start to ease the asshole away after a couple weeks. Don't make fun of her when no one else is there. If you are eating dinner and tell her she is ugly, she will not stay with you.

I assume her boyfriend is going to be after you sometime soon.

wow..thanks, that's a great response. I guess that puts it to a rest, then.

Her boyfriend was a little punk anyway. I could destroy him, and I'm not particularly strong. He won't do anything though, because he's a pussy, and the girl insists that I didn't have anything to do with them breaking up (even though I still feel a little guilty.)

Thanks again,

~Mike

NO, Its true I have done that before and it seemed that the girl would like me more!! yea it sounds weird but I think that girls want to be put in their place.

quote:And so, through scientific method, I proved the hypothesis to be true: Girls love jackasses,

Well give this guy the Nobel prize!

Dude...Seriously...When chicks are in their teens, most of them want to be with the loud and obnoxious wankers.

That's why I was always single when I was a kid...I'm not loud or obnoxious...But I am a wanker!

1 out of 3 doesn't cut it!

Although my teaher likes me and Im super nice with her.

Wow, I'm impressed. Some smart people on this thread.

By now, you should realize that all women are the same. They all want assholes, and assholes we will give them.

Aloneandbroken, you're absolutely right. Keep that up.

You shouldn't change your asshole-level too much, unless, like aloneandbroken said, you are alone. Then ease up a bit. But still make fun of her in a funny, sexy way.

So, to all you smart guys out there, take this advice and be "an asshole" to chicks everywhere. But know when and when not to show your "sensitive" side.

whats the point of proving this?

i guess its ok to know if your going out with "getting laid" on your mind, but really, anyone who would actually use this, or someone who goes out with that on their mind: you are fucking retarded

quote:Originally posted by MikeTheWalrus:

Hmm..so if I go out with her, should I continue being an asshole? This is uncharted territory for me, so I may need some help,

~Mike

The best thing you can do is mix it up. And you MUST be unpredictable. She should not always be able to guess what side of you she is going to see. The more wild the emotional rollercoaster you take her on, the harder it will be for her to get off. Check out the seduction archive for more information.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Originally posted by MikeTheWalrus:

Hmm..so if I go out with her, should I continue being an asshole? This is uncharted territory for me, so I may need some help,

~Mike

The best thing you can do is mix it up. And you MUST be unpredictable. She should not always be able to guess what side of you she is going to see. The more wild the emotional rollercoaster you take her on, the harder it will be for her to get off. Check out the seduction archive for more information.



Ahhh...the genius speaks.