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 #1 
Old 2004-02-24, 03:27
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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The last person I dated was like 10 months ago. And he was a dumbass who got dumped when he told me he loved me after a week. Before him was a dumb bitch who got sent to boot camp. Before that, a friend of mine who got dumped after a week. Before that, an unshaven stoner anarchist dumbass (another one-weeker). The last person I kissed was a fat chick who kissed me partially out of pity and partially so she could string me around and fuck with my head. Before her, a crazy lesbian who followed me around and didn't shave her pits. Before her was a 23-year old drunken meth addict in a raver hat singing 80s tunes and yelling about how he wants someone to cut him. The point in all this is that I'm a pathetic loser. I make an ass of myself whenever I'm around anyone I'm even mildly attracted to. I'm clingy and weird but reject people when they actually start to like me. I almost feel like if someone is enough of a loser to want me, they're probably too much of a loser for me to want them. It's insane and I'm going to end up alone and a virgin. So do you guys have any advice for me? Or can you just tell me that you've been through it and I'm a great person who will come out on top? I'm kind of scared
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Old 2004-02-24, 03:36
SBTlauien SBTlauien is offline
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im trying to figure out if your a guy, a girl, or a giruy.

i hates girls now. i think i figured it out. girls want guys and fall in love with them but as soon as the guy shows that he likes her, she rejects him. fucked up and wrong. evolution takes a wrong turn.
 #3 
Old 2004-02-24, 03:39
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

im trying to figure out if your a guy, a girl, or a giruy.

i hates girls now. i think i figured it out. girls want guys and fall in love with them but as soon as the guy shows that he likes her, she rejects him. fucked up and wrong. evolution takes a wrong turn.

You're a dumbass. I'm one girl. I don't represent half the population of the world.
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Old 2004-02-24, 03:41
SBTlauien SBTlauien is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You're a dumbass. I'm one girl. I don't represent half the population of the world.

your a fuck face moron you peice of shit. it seems like every relationship i get into, this happens.
 #5 
Old 2004-02-24, 03:53
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

your a fuck face moron you peice of shit. it seems like every relationship i get into, this happens.

You're a fuck-faced moron on top of being piece of shit. It seems this happens with every relationship I get into.
 #6 
Old 2004-02-24, 03:56
SBTlauien SBTlauien is offline
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alright, we are fighting on the internet. im stopping.
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Old 2004-02-24, 03:56
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quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

im trying to figure out if your a guy, a girl, or a giruy.

i hates girls now. i think i figured it out. girls want guys and fall in love with them but as soon as the guy shows that he likes her, she rejects him. fucked up and wrong. evolution takes a wrong turn.

Yeah. I'm pretty much in a love/hate relationship with women these days.

And you're pretty right about that: girls run when they find out you like them, even though they love the attention.
 #8 
Old 2004-02-24, 04:03
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You are a really great person and will come out on top.

But really. You have to go through a bunch of asses to find a good guy. If dying a virgin is a big deal, I am sure you can find a guy or a girl with a strap on (which ever you prefer) to fix that for you. But if you want a stable relationship, start looking for love in different places. You probably reject people because you seem to meet assholes. Dont worry. You will meet someone good soon enough.

Sorry that I dont really know how to be much help in getting you a non-asshole guy (lord knows i am attracted to assholes), but i really hope it gets better for you soon.
 #9 
Old 2004-02-24, 04:16
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Glitter, you're young, still figuring out who you are and what you're looking for in a mate. So you've gone through a couple of weirdos. Who hasn't slummed now and then? Either way, if you were genuinely attracted to them then does their raver/stoner habits or appearance *really* make a difference? When you talk about them with such negative connotations of course their going to look scummy but they've got to have their good traits for you to be with them in the first place, right?

Relationships under the age (I would estimate) 27 (random huh?) are learning experiences. You pick out the flaws and good character traits of a certain person and apply them to the next, so on and so forth.

As you get older, the number of people you're attracted to will become limited due to standards you gain over time.

You thinking they're a loser for liking you is a self esteem issue that you need to work out. It's less of something that's wrong with them and more of your twisted perception of yourself. You're age escapes me at the moment but I remember you being kind of young, I think you're great for a 15 or 16 year old.

As far as being clingy, you're expressing your emotions as best as you know how. Clingyness though, is (usually) a sign of infatuation.

You being turned off by their attraction to you is your head telling you that you really don't like them. That's not too big of an issue. (Something you'll outgrow.) I was the same way up until high school. Once you find someone (your first REAL relationship) that will dissipate. You won't waste your time with faint attractions because you'll know how to decipher that real emotion.

I can't tell you that you won't end up alone and virgin but I think it's highly unlikely given you live the average lifespan and don't become a recluse tomorrow.

As much as I hate to say it (because I hated hearing it) you learn as you get older, especially things having to do with relationships, you have to experience that stuff for yourself and make your own conclusions.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 02-24-2004).]
 #10 
Old 2004-02-24, 04:41
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Glitter, mind if I ask how old you are? I don't know if you've ever said it. I'm just curious.

You're kind of a study in contradictions. You hate stupid people (and crack me up at some of your posts dissing them) but you're not always capable of making the best decisions.

Where do you look for company? School? The mall? (hah!) The internet? Library?

What do you want? Do you know? Can't find it unless you have some sort of clue.

You're outspoken and painfully bright. Realize that finding good company is going to be a challenge. This does not make you a loser! It simply means that you have to wade through a lot of dreck to find the good people.
 #11 
Old 2004-02-24, 04:58
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I'm 14. I don't talk about my age much because it's not something that I feel is a big part of who I am. My only two good friends are 17 and 19. The rest of my friends are 16-19 (with a couple exceptions). Age is something that only fucks me over in real life so I don't think it should be something I throw out at people online. Once people know how young I am, they tend to back off or not take anything I say seriously. You wouldn't believe how often I prove someone wrong (a kid today was arguing that a circle is a polygon with infinite edges [which it's not. Asked a math teacher, a polygon is defined as having a finite number of edges]) and they say "you're just a dumb freshman. What do you know?" Anyway, it's a touchy issue.

I never really make stupid decisions. I don't regret the people I've dated or done whatever with. None of it ever really hurt me in such a way that I didn't learn from it. I only pointed out these dumbasses in my past to show how pathetic my past relationships have been.

I generally meet people at school, as I tend not to socialize (which doesn't matter because there's one high school in my town). Or when I'm visiting friends back where I used to live, I meet people through them.

I know what I want in people. Someone intelligent (but not much smarter than me) who has a sense of humour and won't get offended at all the shit I say (basically, a totse person). And they need to be decent looking. I guess I'm young and vain or something, but I just can't like someone very much if they're not okay looking (this actually sort of helped me with this girl I like. If she were better looking I would be fucking in love with her, which would be bad because she has a boyfriend). And they need to know a lot about music. These are my requirements. I have met someone who can meet them, but he's 4 years older than me and doesn't know who I am. The kind of people I want tend to be sort of above me. Maybe this is my issue. I don't know, but thanks for your reply.

Edit: I forgot to add that any person I'm with should do more drugs than me so there will always be good supply. But they shouldn't be addicted to anything. ...I guess this is a little harder to find than the other things I want in a person. But whatever. The rest of it is reasonable

[This message has been edited by GlitterPunk112358 (edited 02-24-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-24, 05:15
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You're 14, you may just be looking for too much atm. There is a lot of time for you to find the right person with all those qualities as well. You dont need to rush things. It isnt a race. And if you view it as one, you shouldnt.

Edit: You are mature, and smart and all those things, and seem to fall into the same rut as a lot that are the same around that age. You expect more from people that they arent ready to give. But yeah, best of luck in the future.

[This message has been edited by redemption (edited 02-24-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-24, 06:01
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a dumbass 14 year old dating dumbass 20somethings. gee, how shocking. gotta love the holier than thou attitude though. "im so smart, ive dated 15 retards in a row!"
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Old 2004-02-24, 06:17
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

a dumbass 14 year old dating dumbass 20somethings. gee, how shocking. gotta love the holier than thou attitude though. "im so smart, ive dated 15 retards in a row!"

Babe, you've been here for little over a month and you've already managed to piss me off like 5 different times. Now because I don't follow you into every thread, I don't know how many other people you've pissed off, but I'm sure it's quite a few. You're fucking stupid. You can't carry on an argument without making an ass of yourself and you don't read the posts you respond to. Quote where I said a goddamn thing about being smart or holier than thou. I created this thread because I'm having problems in my life, not because I love myself and think I'm better than everyone. Please fuck off. I'm asking you nicely.
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Old 2004-02-24, 11:22
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How much do you want at 14? You're body, let alone your brain is along way from being fully developed. Even if you're a super

genius, about to be famous, incredible human rememebered for the next hundred years, girl.

You will be a quite different person in two let alone ten years. There is nothing you can do...you will change. Good bad or ugly. Are you of the opinion that you won't change? That you are fully mature, that there

is no reason for you to grow & change?

What? Did a magic Angel, come in a Glory of Light & tell you? No wonder, you don't want to brag. Fully mature & Perfect at 14.

I bow down before you. Oh, Amazing Godess!

Please! What doth Thou Command? Thou Rulest!

ps. Too bad you've not met a Life Mate at 14.

A Godess, who has not met a Life Mate by 14, is of course: A Total Loser. You should have at least ONE KID by now!

LOSER.
 #16 
Old 2004-02-24, 11:26
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quote:The last person I dated was like 10 months ago making you what, 13?

quote:Before her was a 23-year old drunken meth addict in a raver hat singing 80s tunes and yelling about how he wants someone to cut him

Some of my best friends are 23 year old drunken meth addics in raver hats singing 80s songs and yelling about how they want somone to cut them. Back to your question. You wonder why your relationships arent working out when you're dating somone a decade your senior? You want totally different things. I found that I couldn't get into proper 'relationships' until I was about 16. Sure I could fool around a lot but I didn't have the energy to commit until I was older.

It might be the same for you, don't try and get too serious with everything.
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Old 2004-02-24, 11:33
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glitter, you still have a lot of growing up to do physically and mentally.

Take your time. Sometimes you come across as a bit holier than thou, and maybe thats why you dont have many friends.....

just a thought.... i know what i thought was right and what i wanted at 14 is a universe away from where i am now, 10 years later...
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Old 2004-02-24, 11:49
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Geez. I didn't date, or even KISS anyone till I was 16. At 14, you shouldn't be going for 23 year olds either. They will lie and suck up and take advantage of you, then throw you away. You will have TONS of opportunities to meet a good person. No need to be desperate, and feeling like you are a loser just because you don't have a boyfriend. Maybe your friends all have boyfriends/girlfriends, especially old ones, and thats why you feel like this? I dunno. But if thats the case, keep in mind how much older your friends are than you.

Sorry about saying all this age shit, when you just told us how much it isn't a part of who you are. I couldn't help myself, had to write my opinion.
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Old 2004-02-24, 14:18
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come round ere...i'll fuck you will that stop ur bitchin...
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Old 2004-02-24, 14:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jay666
come round ere...i'll fuck you will that stop ur bitchin...
 #21 
Old 2004-02-24, 14:23
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Quote where I said a goddamn thing about being smart or holier than thou.

quote where i said you said anything about being smart or holier than thou. the word is attitude, look it up. when a dipshit 12 year old starts calling everyone she dates a dumbass and gleefully sharing how she canned their ass after a week of "dating", thats the impression she makes.
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Old 2004-02-24, 16:34
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Thanks guys. "You're a 14-year-old dumbass" is really what's going to help me out here. Now kindly go back to Spurious making "Gusfat is a fagget" posts and order will be restored to the universe.
 #23 
Old 2004-02-24, 16:44
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Glitter, all you need is one good night of humpin'. That'll cure you. Find a good guy and fuck the shit out of him, and if you like it, you'll keep doing it with him. The relationship should last at least a month or two until you want to expand and fuck more people.

Sorry for this idiotic reply, but I'm bored to tears and the principal wants to see me.
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Old 2004-02-24, 17:03
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Glitter, you seem like a really mature 14 year old. About that "I don't wanna die a virgin" thing...yeah. I wouldnt worry about that unless you're planning suicide in the next year. I'm sure that the second you stop looking for a boyfriend you'll find one. Thats usually how it works for me.
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Old 2004-02-24, 17:05
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Look love...You have a self esteem problem...I know what that's like.

If people want you for who and what your are then take them up no the offer...There's no use pushing people away if it's only going to end up hurting you, which it seems to be doing!

Sit back and chill...You're a pretty cool person...Maybe you should begin to realise that...I know I realised it about you.

Take care!
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Old 2004-02-24, 22:33
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quote:And they need to be decent looking. I guess I'm young and vain or something, but I just can't like someone very much if they're not okay looking (this actually sort of helped me with this girl I like. If she were better looking I would be fucking in love with her, which would be bad because she has a boyfriend)

this may be part of the reason people think you have an attitude. And it shows how young you really are.
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Old 2004-02-24, 23:15
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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quote:I guess I'm young and vain or something

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

it shows how young you really are.

Were you expecting a cookie?
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Old 2004-02-24, 23:24
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There are much more pleasant girls out there. Unless you are a lot hotter than you were the last time you posted your pic, I suggest you chill a bit. Competition is a bitch, and so are you.
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Old 2004-02-24, 23:25
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Wow! That was harsh.
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Old 2004-02-24, 23:27
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^yeah, but it needed to be said. she is so negative all the time. if she is a tenth this bad in real life guys would avoid her like the plague. just do a search on her and read like her last 20 posts or so. it is so depressing.
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Old 2004-02-24, 23:54
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^^ meh, some guys like a bit of a "fixer-upper". i personally like the girls who arent bouncy and with a super optomistic outlook. it gets on my nerves. maybe its because im always so mellow but thats another thread completely...
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Old 2004-02-25, 01:29
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i'm trying to figure out why at the advanced age of 14 you're concerned about being a virgin...14 year old sex is gross.

And you wnat someone to give you drugs...you're 14...you want...sex...and drugs, i'm not aiming to be critical here but maybe you should get your priorities in order first, like not ending up a strung out hooker?
 #33 
Old 2004-02-25, 02:41
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Glitter, you have a tendency to be a bitch(well online anyway). If you're like that in real life then that's one problem. Another is that you needn't be sitting here complaining about being a virgin and lacking some type of meaningful relationship when you're 14. There's plenty of time for you to find someone you like and you don't sound as if you're ready for a sexual relationship anyway so why worry about it?
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Old 2004-02-25, 02:54
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I'm 14. I don't talk about my age much because it's not something that I feel is a big part of who I am. My only two good friends are 17 and 19. The rest of my friends are 16-19 (with a couple exceptions). Age is something that only fucks me over in real life so I don't think it should be something I throw out at people online. Once people know how young I am, they tend to back off or not take anything I say seriously. You wouldn't believe how often I prove someone wrong (a kid today was arguing that a circle is a polygon with infinite edges [which it's not. Asked a math teacher, a polygon is defined as having a finite number of edges]) and they say "you're just a dumb freshman. What do you know?" Anyway, it's a touchy issue.

I never really make stupid decisions. I don't regret the people I've dated or done whatever with. None of it ever really hurt me in such a way that I didn't learn from it. I only pointed out these dumbasses in my past to show how pathetic my past relationships have been.

I generally meet people at school, as I tend not to socialize (which doesn't matter because there's one high school in my town). Or when I'm visiting friends back where I used to live, I meet people through them.

I know what I want in people. Someone intelligent (but not much smarter than me) who has a sense of humour and won't get offended at all the shit I say (basically, a totse person). And they need to be decent looking. I guess I'm young and vain or something, but I just can't like someone very much if they're not okay looking (this actually sort of helped me with this girl I like. If she were better looking I would be fucking in love with her, which would be bad because she has a boyfriend). And they need to know a lot about music. These are my requirements. I have met someone who can meet them, but he's 4 years older than me and doesn't know who I am. The kind of people I want tend to be sort of above me. Maybe this is my issue. I don't know, but thanks for your reply.

Edit: I forgot to add that any person I'm with should do more drugs than me so there will always be good supply. But they shouldn't be addicted to anything. ...I guess this is a little harder to find than the other things I want in a person. But whatever. The rest of it is reasonable

[This message has been edited by GlitterPunk112358 (edited 02-24-2004).]

Holy shit, no wonder you're so pissy and uneducated.
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Old 2004-02-25, 07:47
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yah, chill out glitter... i think the more you fight here, the harder you are gonna get nailed.
 #36 
Old 2004-02-25, 16:13
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But she wants to get nailed, & very nicely, too.
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Old 2004-02-26, 02:44
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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

But she wants to get nailed, & very nicely, too.

Probably. Damn 14-year-olds these days.
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Old 2004-02-26, 08:50
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

There are much more pleasant girls out there. Unless you are a lot hotter than you were the last time you posted your pic, I suggest you chill a bit. Competition is a bitch, and so are you.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah

*pauses for air*

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
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Old 2004-02-26, 09:14
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quote:Originally posted by The Misfit:

i'm trying to figure out why at the advanced age of 14 you're concerned about being a virgin...14 year old sex is gross.

And you wnat someone to give you drugs...you're 14...you want...sex...and drugs, i'm not aiming to be critical here but maybe you should get your priorities in order first, like not ending up a strung out hooker?

I had sex for the first time approx. 1 1/2 months before my 15th birthday.
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Old 2004-02-26, 10:44
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quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

im trying to figure out if your a guy, a girl, or a giruy.

i hates girls now. i think i figured it out. girls want guys and fall in love with them but as soon as the guy shows that he likes her, she rejects him. fucked up and wrong. evolution takes a wrong turn.



fuck yeah, ill agree with that, thats the first smart thing ive heard on this site.girls are a fucking pain in the ass but damm there so fine, goes back to porn.
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Old 2004-02-26, 10:54
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Were you expecting a cookie?

GOD KNOWS I AM.
 #42 
Old 2004-02-26, 13:14
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quote:Originally posted by oogsmash:

^^ meh, some guys like a bit of a "fixer-upper". i personally like the girls who arent bouncy and with a super optomistic outlook. it gets on my nerves. maybe its because im always so mellow but thats another thread completely...

blah..im tired of hear this bullshit. i like a girl that is like me, a true nuetral. why are you all fucking with this person? let them say what they have to say, even if it's really a 20 year old male, i still learn over time. im slowly learning about how people work.

isn't this "thread (high?)jacking"?
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Old 2004-02-26, 21:28
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I generally don't post very often on totse but this thread is just too much...

Hummm, a 14 year old girl, sex, drugs, 20 something boyfriends...what the fuck is that all about?!!!?? Either parental guidance in your life has been virtually nonexistant or you are one fucking miserable bitch !!

I have a daughter your age who would no fucking way in hell be dating 20-something's at the very least. You are everything that is wrong with kids today. Too much fucking TV and internet...figuring the world owes you everything without paying the price.

For fuck sakes, shut the fuck up, grow up, stay off the fucking dope, forget about sex for at least another 2 or 3 years and give yourself a chance to gain some worldly perspective and insight !!!

By the way, I doubt you are 14! Probably some fucking bored 40 something housewife in Witchita, overweight by 50 pounds, kids crying at your feet, dinner boiling over on the stove, curlers, pink fluffy slippers...you get the fucking idea !!

Now FUCK OFF !!!!!
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Old 2004-02-26, 21:34
HiroProtagonist HiroProtagonist is offline
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I just went off on a fucking rant, didn't I?

I do feel better however !!
 #45 
Old 2004-02-26, 22:18
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^I laughed a lot at that! Nice one!
 #46 
Old 2004-02-26, 23:34
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it's the age, dont worry, everything will be fine, you'll say it's not now, but it is.. you'll know that when your 20

edit: ohw, and the moderator man is right, it's also selfesteem

[This message has been edited by dark-easterbunny (edited 02-26-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-26, 23:50
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haha some old fuck used the word "dope". being 14 doesnt make her too young to get high or fuck, it just makes her egotistical and dumb.
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Old 2004-02-27, 00:14
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ha ha ha ha ha ha

so wheres my cookie bitch?

this is the funniest thread ive seen in ages!
 #49 
Old 2004-02-27, 04:32
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If it helps, we're in the same boat, and similar regions.
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Old 2004-02-27, 15:32
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quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

haha some old fuck used the word "dope". being 14 doesnt make her too young to get high or fuck, it just makes her egotistical and dumb.

Just for your own info I'm not an old fuck! I'm 30 and just happened to get my girlfriend pregnant when I was 15...so there !!! And yes, 14 DOES make her too young to smoke weed and fuck...perhaps your attitudes will change once you have kids of your own !!
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Old 2004-02-27, 15:57
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quote:Originally posted by HiroProtagonist:

Just for your own info I'm not an old fuck! I'm 30 and just happened to get my girlfriend pregnant when I was 15...so there !!! And yes, 14 DOES make her too young to smoke weed and fuck...perhaps your attitudes will change once you have kids of your own !!



thanks for yet another reason not to have cocksucking children. i would prefer not to turn into a two faced jackass just because a knocked some bitch up. id prefer not to be some assclown using the word dope one minute and having the maturity of a 9 year old the next. SO THERE!!!!
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Old 2004-02-27, 16:13
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

The last person I dated was like 10 months ago. And he was a dumbass who got dumped when he told me he loved me after a week. Before him was a dumb bitch who got sent to boot camp. Before that, a friend of mine who got dumped after a week. Before that, an unshaven stoner anarchist dumbass (another one-weeker). The last person I kissed was a fat chick who kissed me partially out of pity and partially so she could string me around and fuck with my head. Before her, a crazy lesbian who followed me around and didn't shave her pits. Before her was a 23-year old drunken meth addict in a raver hat singing 80s tunes and yelling about how he wants someone to cut him. The point in all this is that I'm a pathetic loser. I make an ass of myself whenever I'm around anyone I'm even mildly attracted to. I'm clingy and weird but reject people when they actually start to like me. I almost feel like if someone is enough of a loser to want me, they're probably too much of a loser for me to want them. It's insane and I'm going to end up alone and a virgin. So do you guys have any advice for me? Or can you just tell me that you've been through it and I'm a great person who will come out on top? I'm kind of scared

Ill be your Boyfriend. Email me sometime!!
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Old 2004-02-27, 22:22
Angiospermicidal Angiospermicidal is offline
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Here's a holy fuck:

<A HREF="http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg">http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

Might be a little dry though.
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Old 2004-02-27, 22:28
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quote:Originally posted by Angiospermicidal:

Here's a holy fuck:

<A HREF="http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg">http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.srichinmoy.org/media/graphics/pics_shadow/friends_pics/mother_theresa.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

Might be a little dry though.

Wow, I was just thinking about posting a picture of a priest and a little boy, and saying that the little boy is getting more then his fair share of holy fucking.
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Old 2004-03-01, 02:08
FemmeFatale FemmeFatale is offline
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Glitter, I'm sort of going through what you're describing. I have been very unlucky in the relationship department but I think this is partly of my own doing because I scare off any prospective partners.

But I have to tell you although I'm only 17, my personality has done a complete 180 since I was 14. Although you're unhappy now, just remember that each moment you're living you are evolving and then one day when you least expect it, it will be like "Whoa, I can't believe I lived through that!" This sounds really retarded now but believe me, when you reach mid- sophomore highschool year you'll come across a sort of epiphany that will give you a broader perspective on life.

Lastly, you shouldn't be caught up in relationships now. I mean if you find one that is beneficial then great. But I personally think they're over-rated at 14.
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Old 2004-03-01, 11:15
Homicidal Maniac Homicidal Maniac is offline
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"a kid today was arguing that a circle is a polygon with infinite edges which it's not"

uhh.. yes it is
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Old 2004-03-01, 19:41
Heiko Palm Heiko Palm is offline
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Okay Glitterpunk post a pic and we'll let you know whether or not you can pull the train. Oh fuck, waitamniute, "14"..............uh fuck what I said! Get outta here, NOW!
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Old 2004-03-02, 00:27
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

Ill be your Boyfriend. Email me sometime!!



Didn't you just get freaked out by fucking a girl a year older than Glitter?
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Old 2004-03-02, 04:58
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you know what i think your problem is? the same problem i have, your too mature for your age and you think too much, if you haven't noticed, only the guys that are jackasses or girls that are sluts get into relationships until about... half way through high school, atleast thats what i assume from my experience, im a guy and it sucks seeing retards getting girls, but it doesn't bother me too much since personally, i don't want to go out with some slut who would probably give me herpes or AIDS or something, and the hot and nice girls, well it seems they're too busy with school or whatever to go out, so i've decided to wait awhile.
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Old 2004-03-03, 09:06
Heiko Palm Heiko Palm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Originally posted by bushy:

Ill be your Boyfriend. Email me sometime!!



Didn't you just get freaked out by fucking a girl a year older than Glitter?



Good one Easy........
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Old 2004-03-03, 16:25
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I thought this was going to be about a priest and a little boy! DAMN IT
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Old 2004-03-03, 17:33
KillaJohnMan KillaJohnMan is offline
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Stop flaming glitter, don't kick people when they're down, besides, arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.

Back to topic...

When I read your post I thought you'd be older Glitter, maybe you should put other things first until you are older and not worry about it because it'll get you down.
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Old 2004-03-04, 23:47
JayMark JayMark is offline
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Waaaaaayyyyyy too young.

Just don't think about sex and drugs for now. Just enjoy life as it is right now because you will surely pass throught way more difficult things when you are an adult.

When I was young, I wanted a car so bad. When I had it, I was happy but fuck, I didn't have a lot of money as I had to pay it, pay the gas and repairs so I was still pissed.

There are always 2 sides on a medal. If you engage yourself in sex or drugs at your age, it could go very wrong. Trust me. Also, don't except a serious relationship at that age.

I say: just take it easy and let things flow normally.
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Old 2004-03-04, 23:52
KornHater87 KornHater87 is offline
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I love you glitterpunk, will you marry me?
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Old 2004-03-06, 03:18
KornHater87 KornHater87 is offline
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Well!?!?
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Old 2004-03-06, 10:11
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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I like how this thread went on hella longer than it should have, as I stopped replying to it. It's good to see that the chicks here won't let me get away with having a bad day. And also great to see how nice and supportive everyone is to someone who's having a hard time. Why would I come on here to brag about the guys I've dumped (like someone said)? Most of the shit that has been said was pulled from the asses of the people saying it. It's pretty fucking annoying that I come here asking for insight or help and all anyone can say is "You dumb bitch, you should grow up and stop being such a dumb bitch." Really now, does it make sense that a person would seek out a boyfriend or whatever because she feels influenced by older friend or TV as someone suggested? It doesn't make sense, so odds are that's not the case. What the hell happened to logic in this world? And to whoever decided that I'm what's wrong with kids nowadays needs to wake the fuck up. I'm fucking TAME compared to most of the kids I know my age, and even kids two years younger than me. I don't smoke meth, I'm not shooting up. That's more than I can say for a lot of kids I know. The point of this thread was that I have trouble getting close to people. It fucking disturbs me that the guy with the small dick gets all the love and support in the world, but I get smacked across the face. Well, whatever. Totse really does suck a lot more now than it did when I joined.
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Old 2004-03-07, 05:41
KornHater87 KornHater87 is offline
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But will you marry me?
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Old 2004-03-07, 07:02
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Wanna know something funny, the last guy she dated was when she was thirteen, sooooo when she was 13 or 12, she was dating this 20 something guy, she calls herself a punk, and pretends to have had the experience to tell herself that she is a loser, she thinks that she is a punk, soi I bet she dresses in fucking little girl hello kitty and black fishnet shirts with a nice red undershirt to go along with that, not just those but I bet she also has about 30 sex bracelets on each arm, or total, I dont care.

The reason you cant get any guys dumbass is because your fake and you think you know anything about life, hell I dont know more than 2 people my age who know something about life, let alone what you think you know, shit I mean, your probably only kissing other girls for A. Attention and B. Because you think it works with your "style" well let me tell you, having tought that was a style once. It isnt, its just dirty, you look dirty, you smell dirty jst because of the way you look and quite frankly its disgusting. Grow up, go to target or something and buy some clothes that make you look a little cleaner, dye your hair back to your origional color, and if your "Friends" make fun of you for it, they arent your friends, get yourself a nice guy and try to calm down a little but.
 
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