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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-02-23, 21:59 |
StoneMan 
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 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just having sex with my girlfriend and ripped my foreskin! HOLY SHIT, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER COME TO A HEART ATTACK!!!
Seriously, this just happened, I felt the need to share my pain.
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#2
2004-02-23, 22:01 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy fucking crap!
don't try to share that pain with me, I don't want that kind!
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#3
2004-02-23, 22:02 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did she have blades in her cunt or something?? I bet her daddy put them there.
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#4
2004-02-23, 22:03 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy fucking shit man, that sucks, uhhh, run into a metal garge door or somthin to take the pain away from your piece.
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#5
2004-02-23, 22:04 |
Mexican Pull
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a girlfreind once, she was kinda short and she died when she fell in my beer
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#6
2004-02-23, 22:05 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
try the Jack Black method, shove a spoon up your ass.
damn, that's one hell of a fucking deterant she's got there!
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#7
2004-02-23, 22:06 |
Five to One
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by StoneMan:
I was just having sex with my girlfriend and ripped my foreskin! HOLY SHIT, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER COME TO A HEART ATTACK!!!
Seriously, this just happened, I felt the need to share my pain.
I know dude, that happened to me too last time i was fucking your girlfriend. Sorry
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#8
2004-02-23, 22:08 |
Heiko Palm
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by StoneMan:
I was just having sex with my girlfriend and ripped my foreskin! HOLY SHIT, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER COME TO A HEART ATTACK!!!
Seriously, this just happened, I felt the need to share my pain.
holy shit............go to the doctor man, now.
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#9
2004-02-23, 22:09 |
Heiko Palm
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by The_Rare_Gh0st:
Did she have blades in her cunt or something?? I bet her daddy put them there.
LMFAO....That is wrong, possible but wrong!
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#10
2004-02-23, 22:12 |
StoneMan
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Five to One:
I know dude, that happened to me too last time i was fucking your girlfriend. Sorry
so you planted the razors?
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#11
2004-02-23, 22:17 |
Unlucky
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by StoneMan:
so you planted the razors?
Heh that means hes her dad.
damn phedophiles.
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#12
2004-02-23, 22:21 |
Essen Hund
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hah
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#13
2004-02-23, 22:24 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude. i know what youre going through. i got a paper cut on the really tiny flap of skin right under the head. holy fuck, i could barely take a piss. couldnt jerk off either. worst week of my life...
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#14
2004-02-23, 22:28 |
ShitFace
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unlucky..
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#15
2004-02-23, 22:30 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That must have been some rough sex, but remember you're not in a porno so take it easy.
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#16
2004-02-23, 22:32 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get circumsised! Fuck having to be all careful and shit. Plus with that extra skin, you are more sensitive, and can't last as long. I knew a guy that had it done at 45, and then 2 days after it happened, he jerked off, and fucked up the stitches or something and had to go back and have it fixed. He was my old boss. I never laughed fucking hard in my life.
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#17
2004-02-23, 22:41 |
Joeb
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^I second that. Real men get their foreskin chopped off by an old Rabbi.
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#18
2004-02-24, 02:15 |
aloneandbroken
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oogsmash, why did you have a paper by your crotch?
That really does suck. Make sure to keep it clean, as much as using rubbing alcohol or neosporin may sting, its much better than getting an infection! Uncut guys tend to have more of a hygine issue, so make sure to be extra careful.
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2004-02-24, 05:07 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BS, just because you arent circumsised doesnt mean you will last for less amount of time. It just feels better for longer. Assholes  .
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#20
2004-02-24, 15:39 |
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Re: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:
oogsmash, why did you have a paper by your crotch?
That really does suck. Make sure to keep it clean, as much as using rubbing alcohol or neosporin may sting, its much better than getting an infection! Uncut guys tend to have more of a hygine issue, so make sure to be extra careful.
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