I'm 16 and I'm not exactly the best looking guy in the world and most of the girls at my school at bitches, also I'm kinda shy around a girl I like...Is there any easy way to get a girl to have sex with me?

Is there some sort of mind trick?

Someone help me I'm fucking tired of thinking of having sex I want it to happen.

Heres what you do and listen closely young buc.GRAB ANY TRICK ASS BITCH DAT WALKS NEXT TO A RESTROOM AT YOUR SCHOOL AND RAPE HER FUCKING ASS AND MAKE SURE SHE DIDENT SEE YOUR FACE.............................................. .................................................. .

Chicks don't like ugly cunts

Look up the word "brothel" in a dictionary.

Then look up the word "escort services" in the newspaper.

Idiot.

just use the jedi mind trick. works every time

Hmm, lets see... Some kind of trick?

I guess being confident and good looking works.

mate, you're just asking to get flamed. delete the post now and cut your losses.

by the way, don't call them bitches. some of the skanky girls go for the try-hard tough guy type who swear excessively and call girls bitches, like you, but even if you do get layed by one of them it isn't worth the price of your dignity.

I've got this special potion that'll have any girl at your feet...or cock...

Just send me $99 plus postage & handling...

Why don't you try to get a girlfriend.

Plenty of high school girls go for the less attractive guy with a good personality. Find a girl who you have a chance with, or ask a friend to set you up. Just work up to asking her out. You have a much better chance of hooking up with a girl who you are together with rather than some random girl who you wont ever call again.

Dont try to have sex asap. Loosing your virginity because your a horny boy is kind of shitty.

whack off until you get a girlfriend. then, whack off until you get her in the sack.

quote:Originally posted by blackcat:

whack off until you get a girlfriend. then, whack off until you get her in the sack.

dammit

this is how its been done for thousands of years. you think you can just flip a switch and have a girl on your jock. if sex was that easy to get, it wouldn't be as cool.

wait nevermind

it would be pretty sweet

just find a girl with braces and a little bit of acne. those girls have potential hotness. if you are good friends with her for a while, one day her acne will clear up, her teeth will be straight...



AROUND YOU COCK

zing

dont listen to anyone telling you to pay for sex by getting a girlfriend. waste of time and too much of a headache. what you need to do is stop being a shy douche bag and start looking good.

Sheep & chickens'll take yer dickin'

But let no one find out

They'll think yer a sick un

Got any major skills?

Jock, musician or a major in drugs?

Just a plain Joe, tho?

Oh well, lots of babes, are just thugs.

I went through that too. Solution, wait a few years.

quote:Originally posted by lpshinoda11:

I'm 16 and I'm not exactly the best looking guy in the world and most of the girls at my school at bitches, also I'm kinda shy around a girl I like...Is there any easy way to get a girl to have sex with me?

Is there some sort of mind trick?

Someone help me I'm fucking tired of thinking of having sex I want it to happen.

Listen, son. Every guy wants some magic over-night solution to his sexual needs. But we all realize that is never going to happen. You're going to have to do some crazy shit, but what ever you do, don't ever let the girl know you really need her.