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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-02-22, 08:22
Iceberg Slim Iceberg Slim is offline
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Default Friends ruined my BJ

Lemme set the scenario for you. Saturday night. JUst drinkin with my buddies (still a lil inebrieted now so excuse my spelling and grammar errors). Anyways we go over to the house of one of my buddy's girlfriend's friends. Continue drinkin and me and this girl kinda hit it off. She's not particularily my type, but she's pretty, at least a "7". Me and said girl continue to get drunk and chill out. Me and her go upstairs and lie down on the bed as she isn't feeling well. She lies there for about 50 mins because she feels shitty and I just lie there and comfort/hold her. Previously mentioned girl begins to feel better and we begin to make out/grope/dry hump and she begins to give me a BJ. Suddenly my friends decide its urgent that we leave and the girl who lives there comes up and tells me to go and interrups the whole thing and fucks everything up.

My question is, do I have a legitmate reason to be pissed with my friends? It's been a long ass time since Ive had some action and they were content to jus chill and suddenly wehn the situation gets good for me, we gotta bounce. I"m not truly mad but I think they owe me a free pass next time I'm getta with a girl no matter how long we've been somewhere. Any thoughts?

[This message has been edited by Iceberg Slim (edited 02-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-22, 09:44
MindGutter MindGutter is offline
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lol man you got some bad luck there.

anyway man... nothing worse than getting a headjob when your full of alcohol..... dont want to piss in her mouth now do you?.... or do you??
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Old 2004-02-22, 09:47
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MindGutter:

anyway man... nothing worse than getting a headjob when your full of alcohol.....

It's the best shit in the world when it's all you get.
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Old 2004-02-22, 10:17
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Obviously some shit went down during your 50 minutes+ with the girl...maybe your mates may have fuck things up downstairs and the girl who lives there wanted them and you out...

Did you get her number or address?
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Old 2004-02-22, 11:45
Heiko Palm Heiko Palm is offline
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Bullshit. They were cock blocking you, those fucking assholes. They aren't friends, they are just jealous.
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Old 2004-02-22, 15:17
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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did you bother to tell the girl who relayed the message "tell them to wait a couple minutes". I'm sure they would have waited.

But really you have no reason whatso ever to be pissed at them. Your friends wouldn't have known you were getting a bj. An hour in a bedroom with a drunk girl is by far enough time to get shit done, so they should have assumed it was time to go. Don't be such a baby...if you keep being mad at your friends for that they aren't going to like you.
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Old 2004-02-22, 22:05
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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Yeah, seriously, they were cock blocking you. You should castrate them with a piece of broken concrete. Just kidding. Yeah, it sucks ass when it happens, but then I always try to think of the positive when it happens. "Maybe she was a shemale and my friends just saved my virgin asshole and they and I don't even know it."

Of course no one believes that shit, not even yourself so just go home, jerk off, call your friends cock blocks, and return the favor sometime.

I'm rambling, so I'm going to stop.....now.
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Old 2004-02-22, 22:48
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Why didn't you tell your friends to wait or leave without you and catch up later?

Who knows what they might have done or needed to do, but if it didn't involve you then you should have stayed behind with this girl.
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Old 2004-02-23, 03:42
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next time, when you go upstairs, just before your outta sight, give em the look. the look that says, YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING FUCK ME OVER YOU FUCKING FUCK TARDS!
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Old 2004-02-23, 05:26
Zarf Vreex Zarf Vreex is offline
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Nex time you see your friend, tell him "YOU OWE ME A BJ!" and make sure he pays up.

[This message has been edited by Zarf Vreex (edited 02-23-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-23, 18:21
Heiko Palm Heiko Palm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by munch:

next time, when you go upstairs, just before your outta sight, give em the look. the look that says, YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING FUCK ME OVER YOU FUCKING FUCK TARDS!

I second this post!
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Old 2004-02-24, 00:44
xcon xcon is offline
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lol

Get over it, stop bieng pissed at your friends. If your really that fucked about it, then wait and do the same to one of them.

I wont bother asking if you got her number cos you were both drunk.

Were you close to blowing?..If so then thats the worst..because you could have told them to shut the fuck up and wait...
 
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