A girl I barely know is offering me weed for sex. She won't take money for it, I haven't been able to get weed for over a month and I need it pretty badly. She's attractive and all, but I definately don't want to fuck her... I was considering having a few cones first and claiming to be too stoned, maybe offering oral and massage instead. Or saying I don't normally do strangers and want to get to know her better before we fuck. I don't know. I don't want to lose her as a hookup, and I'm really bad at rejecting girls. They get real bitter and ugly. How the fuck can I get my bag without putting out or offending her?

Seriously, I can't deal the opposite sex when they actually have something I want.

How much weed is it?

If you really don't want to do it, tell her she can't blackmail you to have sex with her... either she accepts money for the weed or the deal's off. Tell her she just has to accept that you're not attracted to her... but be nice and try and seem like you're geniunely sorry and a nice guy really and all that.

EDIT: Or get a really ugly friend to offer her money for sex... maybe she'll realise what it's like.

[This message has been edited by sp0rkius (edited 02-21-2004).]

my adivce...

fuck her with a condom. if she looks good and your getting weed, i dont see the problem. make sure to check and see if she has any diseases.

if she does...use this as advice...

"Now we're in my house, i took the pants off the wench

The fuckin' bitch had syphilis, i cracked her in the face with a wrench

Now she's on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door

I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin' cunt

I'll teach you to disease people

She laughed at me and said, "yo, their ain't no skeez equal, to me"

Fantasia taught me everything, i'm a pro

I told her, "you won't blow no more"

She tried to get live, i tied her up, i put eight condoms on my dick

Attach razors to it, and slide right up and rip the crabs out the crack

Lubricate my cock with strychnine, just in case gonorrhea attacks

This bitch giggled as i snuffed her

She said, "you can find me everywhere, my name is std, i'll be your lover"

I went to rome and got some roman armor and some blacksmiths

Gave 'em rubber and make something elastic

A metal condom for my cock, now std is beaten for now but she'll be back up"

Just a baggy. I'm attracted to her, I just don't want to be a whore. At least, not for one lousy bag of weed. Shit, I doubt I could even get it up under those conditions.

And it doesn't matter how nice I am. Every time I've ever rejected a girl they get overly offended, convert it to blaming me and hate me forever. Fucking emotional bitches.

why, why, why? dont you fuck her? you wont regret it usless she has an STD. you can tell your friends(if you have any) that she wanted your dick for weed. fuck her and sell the weed. fuck the weed, make her pay you cash and then pimp her out.

Once you've lost your virginity maybe you'll understand things like this, G-dawg.

Afraid she'll get emotionally attatched? If so, understood. Having intimate relationships with your dealer or hookup is BAD...VERY BAD.

NO! I just don't want to be a cheap fucking whore. I'm not at all afraid of emotional attachment, she's got a kid so there's no chance I'll feel anything.

And yeah, I thought being a whore would be totally awesome, before I actually had to think about it.

I had sex for a $1 to buy a burrito before. I was hungry and horny, so I was able to do it. I guess it wasn't bad for me since I had wanted to fuck her for some time...not proud of it, but not ashamed either.

Just explain to her that you don't want to be a whore...especially a drug-whore. Only reasons to fuck should be the want to fuck...not getting something in return.

That's the other thing. I kinda let her think I wanted to and the weed would just be a "nice bonus". I don't think explaining is gonna get me out of this. I think I need straight-up deceit.

Fuck it, I'll just do what I have to do.

If you have a big problem with being a whore, don't do it. It's as simple as that. Just tell her you might fuck her under different circumstances, but you don't want to whore yourself. But honestly, I don't understand your big problem with it. It's just sex. It's not like she's asking you to cut off your nut. It's sex. It's a service like cleaning her windows or mopping her floor. If you think about it like a service, I don't see why it's so bad. Fuck her with a condom and get the bag. If it goes well, you'll be getting more pot in the future.

Trippy you seem more like someone who hasn't experience sex with a real-live girl yet...

Dude.

You cant be a whore.

Your a man.

Only women can be whores.

You would just be a "kinky" stud.

Just do it. Do it real good. That way she might love it, and give you MORE pot.

These things are only complicated if you think they're complicated.

[This message has been edited by Jadoaus (edited 02-21-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

NO! I just don't want to be a cheap fucking whore. I'm not at all afraid of emotional attachment, she's got a kid so there's no chance I'll feel anything.

And yeah, I thought being a whore would be totally awesome, before I actually had to think about it.

Dude, I've fucked for a pack of cigarettes. It was half a joke, half serious. It didn't hurt me any at all. In fact, it's not something I'm afraid to admit. I'd almost advise you to do this just to broaden your sexual horizon, but I'm not sure that'd be so good for you after reading your posts.

Now where's that quote from Pulp Fiction? "That's pride fucking with ya. Fuck pride, take the money!"

~Snake

Watch for a STD! If you don't feel comfortable yet then dont do it, take a rain check.

good luck to you.

Trippy, I feel your pain. I assume the "I have a gf" thing didn't work. I agree with the above poster with the "fuck pride" attitude. You can just be a horribly bad lay and hopefully she won't insist on it again. Giggle throughout the whole thing...that freaks girls out.

quote:if she does...use this as advice...



Necro is awesome.

If having sex with this chick for pot is going to make you lose self-respect I suggest not doing it. I don't think anything (not even weed) is worth that. If she gets all huffy, well then fuck her and go get weed somewhere else.

My girl wants the weed.

I just feel like I'm getting pimped over for less than I'm worth. Thanks to those who understand. Fuck you to the shallow retards who don't.

Free sex, Free weed What's the problem?

...shit...are you serious cindy? giggling freaks girls out? crap i didnt know that, i have this nervous habit of giggling during sex but no girl has ever really made that big of deal about it =/ now im worried.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

My girl wants the weed.

I just feel like I'm getting pimped over for less than I'm worth. Thanks to those who understand. Fuck you to the shallow retards who don't.

Reading your posts it sounds like you really don't want to do this. So just don't. You can find another dealer if she takes your rejection badly.

... umm

go ask your abo gf.

she'll tell u wat 2 do. lol.

weed is weed id do it no matter how ugly the person. But then again if u want to turn her down just say u know that u have a "problem" downstairs since ur gf bit ur cock cause she was pissed at you.

just make up a story and pretend ur embarrased. say youll get back 2 her later.

if you dont want to lie... like i know you wont.. just be very honest but if you are attracted to her and do want weed i cant see why you would turn her down anyway.

fuck her and mail me the weed

actually that was sorta a joke if u feel that something bad will come out of fucking her then dont do it, u can just buy sum weed but personally if i didnt want to be a whore i would just bang her anyway if she was hot and refuse the bag

She has weed right?..You want the weed?..She wants to fuck you before she gives you the weed?..You dont want to fuck her for weed?..right?..

Heres an idea..go to her house or your place or were ever...smoke the weed(im assuming its a bag)..dont stop smoking it until theres none left..youll both probably pass out and you dont have to fuck her.

Might not work if shes a fiesty bitch..but ehh worth a try..if your that desperate for weed..

Update. She's willing to sell me weed now, while she works on seducing me. Problem solved. I get weed, and a chance to clittease like a cruel bastard. Hooray.

Simple answer...be a deviot...tell her what u plan on doing to her when you're gonna fuck her but make it a really degrading description...

If she does back off a bit take the initiative and keep asking her when can you do these things to her etc...

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

My girl wants the weed.

I just feel like I'm getting pimped over for less than I'm worth. Thanks to those who understand. Fuck you to the shallow retards who don't.

You seem to have made your mind up long ago. What was the point of asking for help?

Videotape yourself fucking the lil' slut. She'll be happy you did! All female druggies are porn stars or at least "want" to be. Get a close up of you cumming on her face and try to move some goo into her nostrils so that she can smell your essense.

quote:Originally posted by Jadoaus:

You seem to have made your mind up long ago. What was the point of asking for help?



Because I CAN'T reject chicks without making them feel bad and hating me. And that's what I needed to somehow do.

And it's all sorted now. So I don't need help anymore. You can fuck off now.

Free dope and sex thrown in..

your an idiot.

Get the weed from another source. A dude, say

then you can "kill 2 birds, with 1 stone", by

sucking him off for the smoke.

Viola! Both needs met.

quote:Originally posted by Heiko Palm:

Videotape yourself fucking the lil' slut. She'll be happy you did! All female druggies are porn stars or at least "want" to be. Get a close up of you cumming on her face and try to move some goo into her nostrils so that she can smell your essense.



And then post it in here?

Hex, when I'm in Rockford, you gotta show me where I can find these chicks who will offer a guy a buck for a sex.

Yes, I've hit the bottom.

quote:Originally posted by Heiko Palm:

Videotape yourself fucking the lil' slut. She'll be happy you did! All female druggies are porn stars or at least "want" to be. Get a close up of you cumming on her face and try to move some goo into her nostrils so that she can smell your essense.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

So my "Heiko Palm kicks ass" thread was well-founded, afterall.