that, dear friends, is the sound i make when someone tears out my heart and throws it at the nearest wall. you see, she's pregnant - it isn't mine. and this is patently one of the worst feelings in the world. for the first time, i can say this and mean it: i don't give a great god damn about anyone or anything. i am now hell-bent on destruction and I FUCKING HATE IT!! GODDAMN THIS FUCKING HURTS!!! fuck it..

i dunno, maybe this belongs in b&m. i don't know why i would even expect you to care. i just needed to vent i guess.

Its not Dan's is it?

he would be the father in question. which, just for the record, she is now homeless and he refuses to let her move in with him. in fact, he told her the only help so would get from him raising the child is he would pay for an abortion if she wanted one. yeah, i can see why she picked him over me.

Thanks. That was my first good laugh for the day.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Thanks. That was my first good laugh for the day.

glad you got a chuckle out of it.

I don't understand why you don't punch that guy. Really, really hard.

when i get back to town there is going to be a reckoning - i mean i am seriously going to turn his head into a canoe.

Head into a canoe, ha. Thanks for my second good laugh.

Unless you were trying to have a kid, it's better than it being yours.

If she's homeless she's entitled to social services assistance (assuming you're in the USA) and if he's the father the courts will force him to pay child support via garnishment of wages, unemployment or SSI income. Nothing is automatic; she'll have to file and follow up on paper work dilligently, but she's not completely screwed.

quote:Originally posted by Piracy:

that, dear friends, is the sound i make when someone tears out my heart and throws it at the nearest wall. you see, she's pregnant - it isn't mine. and this is patently one of the worst feelings in the world. for the first time, i can say this and mean it: i don't give a great god damn about anyone or anything. i am now hell-bent on destruction and I FUCKING HATE IT!! GODDAMN THIS FUCKING HURTS!!! fuck it..

i dunno, maybe this belongs in b&m. i don't know why i would even expect you to care. i just needed to vent i guess.

I'd almost be glad if another guy impregnated my girl right now, because I'm really indecisive about the whole thing and I'm not sure if she's been seeing someone else. I would have evidence of her infidelities and I could just say "fuck it" and move on.

ok, i'm on the verge of doing the dumbest thing imaginable: marry her and raise the little bastard as my own. it's the only way i'll get the object of my obsession. so will one of you kind people please track me down and kill my ass? it's obvious at this point that i'm too stupid to properly manage a life, so if you would take it from me that would be great.

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^Jesus Christ!

please kill me.

What is so great about this woman that you'd be willing to marry her and raise another man's child?

Huh? Answer me that Piracy. If your relationship is simply an obssession (i.e. an infatuation), then you need to grow the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by Joeb:

What is so great about this woman that you'd be willing to marry her and raise another man's child?

Huh? Answer me that Piracy. If your relationship is simply an obssession (i.e. an infatuation), then you need to grow the fuck up.

because i don't fucking lose, that's why. and to be honest, i don't really plan on this child being born in the first place. i don't lose.

Goddamnit man, this is gonna be another long night at the dump again, won't it?!

Jesus-fucking-Christ I'm sick of this

I'll get the shovel....

Jesus-fucking-Christ I'm sick of this

shut up and deal, you know how the system works.

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[This message has been edited by Piracy (edited 02-26-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Piracy:

please kill me.

Reading this post again, I find it very funny that you actually posted that.

*Kills Piracy*

MMM... Looks like I'll be eating meat tonight.