What would you say to a girl who says to you "I want to have your kids"......in highschool?

quote:Originally posted by munch:

What would you say to a girl who says to you "I want to have your kids"......in highschool?

give her directions to your kids daycare center and tell her to pick them up at 6.

"Ok baby, on your face or down your throat?"

quote:Originally posted by munch:

What would you say to a girl who says to you "I want to have your kids"......in highschool?

"Now?"

"Uhhh, don't one of us need to be a guy to do that?" then walk off, watching her confused look with a sadistic glee.

quote:Originally posted by munch:

What would you say to a girl who says to you "I want to have your kids"......in highschool?

If you've got the wrapper, I've got the candy bar.

run away.

quote:"Ok baby, on your face or down your throat?"

Nice.

quote:"Uhhh, don't one of us need to be a guy to do that?" then walk off, watching her confused look with a sadistic glee.

Nicer.

"to make a perfect child you need to practice first, a lot, shall we..."

"Fair enough but only if we can call the kid Houdini seeing as it got past the condom"

Gee this thread is full of one liners.

It's like a domino effect.

To clarify: Everyone's telling you not to take this chick seriously. Proposing that is ridiculous and she must have some MAJOR love issues if she feels she's ready for a baby and still in highschool.

She must have some major issues yet, if she wants the father of her baby to be some guy that hasn't even graduated let a lone a career to support the thing!

Damn thats funny.....Anyway, do you know her, is she your girlfriend, give some details.

"I ain't touchin' that, get out of here!"

"It's not mine"

Anyway, tell her to wake up. She is a lonely, dilusional teenage girl that needs some sense smacked into her. Perhaps not smacked into her, but she needs to realize that a baby is no picnic, and if she really does want to have one it's not going to be yours.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

If you've got the wrapper, I've got the candy bar.

lol

Dump her, or invest in some fake ID cards.

"im sterile"

It could be her wierd way of asking for sex?..

If i was you, id take full advantage of this. You have a girl telling you she wants to fuck you basically, and your on here asking us about it?..

You should be fucking her dude, but use a condom....

Your still in school, your young..enjoy life..fuck like a rabbit..but use protection not only contraceptives, but protect your self against stds...

Kids will be kids. They say crazy shit like this all the time. Might as well agree, then blind fold her when you're gonna fuck, then throw on a rubber,and fuck to your heart's content.

Lather,rinse,repeat as necessary.

~es

quote:Originally posted by munch:

What would you say to a girl who says to you "I want to have your kids"......in highschool?

Knock the lil' slut up. Fuck her good. Yeah, breed the lil' whore. Nothing better than knocking up a high school girl, nice tender young ass wiggling around, bouncing up and down on the one eyed purple helmeted warrior of love. When you come, make sure you grab her hips and slam it home. Ya man, ya............

I was in fact asked that question. My answer was "I wouldn't wish my genetics on anyone. Let's adopt insted."

That's really creepy...