I often trawl about with my exgirlfriends brother. We became good friends during my break up with his sister, and since their older step sister recently married a good friend of mine, he comes to all the shows.

My ex, of course, is sure I'm sleeping with him. Which, I'll admit, he and I got a little kinky for a while. But, other than some bdsm play nothing happened. No penetration, unless oral counts.

So, my kid sister and I were on the outs, key-wise, and had nothing better to do. Band practice was canceled and I was penniless. So, we headed over to TheBrothers house where we proceeded to get very stoned and play video games.

However, tragedy struck.

We ran out of cannabis.

There was only one option: go over to the Exs apartment.

Not a word had passed between us in over six months and she still have a suitcase full of my things. On top of everything else she was accusing me of stealing her things.

*ahem*

I don't have a suitcase of her stuff stashed under my bed...

So, I got my stuff and TheBrother got his stuff, and we thought we were stealthy enough to get out before she got home; but not so.

She came in with a familiar face. Some kid I'd apparently tortured in grammar school. I felt bad about it and opologized for my misplaced aggression. I feel doubly poor now on account of, I always liked to imagine that he had grown up and become very handsome. But, still not so. He'd gotten amazingly fat and was still, frankly, a dork.

Who knows what she was doing with him.

But, suddenly, everyone in the hall was very quiet. Watching her and I. Listening to everything we were saying. We were the epicentre of the universe. Everything else standing still, flash frozen with tension.

The entire time she spoke of shows of mine she'd missed, how she meant to go to this or that one, and that Dork should totally go to this one, etc... etc... yadda... yadda...

She looked like she'd crapped her pants. Unable to crack a smile, even forcefully, she looked as if she were going to cry, so I left.

I'm glad. She must feel awful guilty over the lies she's spread. Especially since she knows I know they were lies now. I hope she also feel guilty about how she jerked me around, but I doubt that.

Anyways, it was a small triumph for me, and I felt like sharing it.

Cheers,

Lost

well done Lost, I was in the same situation., just different sex. Now this girl is together with a good friend. He´s unable to look into my eyes ...

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

But, suddenly, everyone in the hall was very quiet. Watching her and I. Listening to everything we were saying. We were the epicentre of the universe. Everything else standing still, flash frozen with tension.



i already wonderd what caused that sudden extreme slowdown of existance

im quite lost .. you were sleeping with her and then with her brother is this correct ?

-warweed12

Apart from the confusion of whether or not you slept with her brother...Well done mate!

Nothing like seeing an ex girlfriend shit themself when they realise you know about the shit they spread about you...I plan to have that feeling very soon!

Psycho ex girlfriend's suck!

quote:Originally posted by warweed12:

im quite lost .. you were sleeping with her and then with her brother is this correct ?

-warweed12

You could say that.

But, we never actually had sex.

More than once.

Or twice.

Okay, I was sleeping with her brother.

But, only after we'd broken up, she'd told a bunch of people I raped her, and stole a bunch of her things. Lies, lies, lies.

Anyways, I think that was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in while stoned.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

You could say that.

But, we never actually had sex.

More than once.

Or twice.

Okay, I was sleeping with her brother.

But, only after we'd broken up, she'd told a bunch of people I raped her, and stole a bunch of her things. Lies, lies, lies.

Anyways, I think that was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in while stoned.

Cheers,

Lost

I hope the bitches brother was better in bed, but then again, men aways are. So was her brother gay or bi?



SD

No. But, he is a bit of a gigolo.

He's very good in bed, so he sits on the back burner of a lot of girls stoves.

When they get tired of their boyfriends, they go to him, he takes care of them in one way or another, and sends them on their way.

He's a really nice guy, I think, at the core of it. We're just friends now.

Cheers,

Lost

Did you ever get more weed?

They did, but I was with my kid sister and so we needed to sober up before seeing mumzy wumzy.

Cheers,

Lost

Are you male or female? And when you say girlfriend do you meen a friend that is a girl or an intimate relationship?

Why is it so confusing if I said I was with a girl and then I was with a guy?

That just means whatever I am, I must be bisexual, right?

Don't see how it's too confusing.

Cheers,

Lost

I don't know. I'm used to simple situations. Your life sounds like a soap oprea.