can anyone give me some good tips for handjobs? and any other ideas what to do besides sexual intercourse and i dont really want to give head either-it just sounds sick and im not ready for sex yet..thanks

S&A

LINKY (http://www.boneme.com/m/handjob.htm)

Watch and learn.

Keep it oiled, VERY WELL oiled. Why a handjob anyways? They've always rubbed me the wrong way..

*Budump Chhh*

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:



Hehehe..

Look everyone!

One word...

<A HREF="http://www.elais.gr/images/products/hellmann/Light-Mayonnaise.jpg">http://www.elais.gr/images/products/hellmann/Light-Mayonnaise.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.elais.gr/images/products/hellmann/Light-Mayonnaise.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

What the fuck is the point in a hand job? Really? You just sit there thinking hmm, I've spent years learning how to do this well and shes doing it shit.

Although, sugar_babe, if you're not happy with the thought of handjobs, and you're not ready for sex, perhaps you should just wait untill you are ready, and then everything will feel natural and you'll be more sure of what to do.

Dont be forced into anything,and dont do anything that you dont want to do.



Heh.. Sugar_babe.

The best way to give a handjob is to use your mouth.

OY!

Less of that kind of talk around here you filthy filthy girl.

How unchaste can a person be?

What ever happened to femininity?

Fuck my ass.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Although, sugar_babe, if you're not happy with the thought of handjobs, and you're not ready for sex, perhaps you should just wait untill you are ready, and then everything will feel natural and you'll be more sure of what to do.

Dont be forced into anything,and dont do anything that you dont want to do.



Heh.. Sugar_babe.

your a dumbass, i didnt say i didnt want to give a handjob... i said i did, duh, why would i be asking for tips?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

OY!

Less of that kind of talk around here you filthy filthy girl.

How unchaste can a person be?

What ever happened to femininity?

Fuck my ass.



omg, why do you think im asking on here? no one knows who i am... it's not like i ask people i know these kind of questions

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:

your a dumbass, i didnt say i didnt want to give a handjob... i said i did, duh, why would i be asking for tips?



Hey,here's a good one:

Why dont you go and fuck yourself?

I was just trying to help and I'm sorry if I misread your appalingly written question.

There was no reason for you to get like that, but fuck it,

You're asking for tips on how to give a Handjob on an internet message board,in the wrong forum, with no clear question, and a blatant attempt to seize attention like the whore you are and then as soon as someone tries to help, you go and say 'your a dumbas'.

Well fuck you.

Why dont you go and ask your mummy what to do you stupid little cunt.

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:



omg, why do you think im asking on here? no one knows who i am... it's not like i ask people i know these kind of questions

Practice on a ketchup bottle. If it slips out your hand and smashes against the wall it means you're not ready.

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Fuck my ass.



Hot damn, I've never rode in a convertable before!

*zip*

Practice makes perfect! Now remember to post in the right forum please.

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:

your a dumbass, i didnt say i didnt want to give a handjob... i said i did, duh, why would i be asking for tips?



Good grief, you're off to a really bad start here. If you expect help, don't get lippy. Yoyobek offered good advice.

There are plenty of dudes here who will offer their expertise. Be patient.

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:

your a dumbass, i didnt say...



I believe you meant you're, dumbass. ;-)

PS - hand jobs are lame

It used to be that foreplay wasn't frowned upon. Now days it's so, so cool to do the deed/go all the way. I mean lots of people (even now) don't have intercourse, but

do other sexual things.

I just never been able to fathom people who

don't think girl hands are amazing & very attractive. Sure, some women use their hands on a dick, the way they'd never want a

hand used on them.

I've heard a zillion times, that women want more foreplay. Too many peoples idea of love

making comes from stupid books & assholes porn flicks.

A lot of folks shouldn't eat a table, though,

but at same trough the pigs get their

slop from.

You've got a pair of them, but have you ever spent time admiring other women's hands & the

way they use them? It can be amazingly

fascinating & beautiful.

Girl hands are incredible tools. No?

let's ask this now... why do you want to give handjobs? You said you weren't ready for sex, yeah? So do you want to do it, or is there some guy weanting you to?

Being new here is no excuse for a) being ignorant of where to post stuff, and b) to get into arguments with others here when they try to help you. act kindly and you'll get your answers in the future. Just some friendly advice.

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

let's ask this now... why do you want to give handjobs? You said you weren't ready for sex, yeah? So do you want to do it, or is there some guy weanting you to?

Being new here is no excuse for a) being ignorant of where to post stuff, and b) to get into arguments with others here when they try to help you. act kindly and you'll get your answers in the future. Just some friendly advice.

I took it as, how many teens consider only intercourse as sex. Especially since "Bill & Monica". Me I don't understand

that position.

Though, generally it's pregnancy that is so much feared. It's so common to believe that everything but AIDS is easily cured.

STD statisics say it's uncommon for folks to use condoms for hetero BJs or anal.

So, to many people non-intercourse sex, isn't

"sex", it's just being real friendly. A hetero BJ, between under twenty-fives who are just casual, let alone close is maybe a lot more common of late.

Which is weird. Many women in love, won't do them, & here girls are doing it casual. These

kids & their fads.

Of course, as always, it's just notdone, to suggest a girl might have bugs, no matter how many various bare ass things she's

done. No?

heres the best way for a prude to give a handjob. take your hands and very slowly, very carefully, dial the number of a hot friend who isnt a baby. she will then fuck the guy and actually satisfy him while you read a book or do whatever 12 year old girls do. this way everyone is happy. you dont have to touch an icky penis or have any sexual pleasure and the guy doesnt have to suffer.

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:



it's not like i ask people i know these kind of questions

Than what are we?

One thing...KEEP STROKING

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Practice on a ketchup bottle. If it slips out your hand and smashes against the wall it means you're not ready.

Holy shit that made my day! Keep them coming

[This message has been edited by Dr. Bint (edited 02-23-2004).]

Screw handjobs. Get in the shower and soap up your arm-pit and get him to fuck it hard.

You can practice on me.

I have nothing to add here. I just wasn't seeing enough "I hate you, you dumb bitch. Please die," so I thought I would add my part. What the hell is with chicks on totse lately? I'm not saying I don't think women should be here (I am one), but just that most women shouldn't be here. For whatever reason chicks don't know how to type or generally use computers.

Hey, if you need practice tell me I'll let practice with my dick

quote:Originally posted by DesertEagle:

Hey, if you need practice tell me I'll let practice with my dick

People are such morons.

All of you people talking about how handjobs suck (wouldn't that make it a bj?) and to grow up and fuck the guy should refrain from doing so. Obviously Sugar-Babe wants to make the object of her affection feel good, and handjobs are a viable option. Do all you guys who think that handjobs are lame give yourselves head when you masturbate?

My advice for giving a handjob is keep it really well lubed, alternate between stroking fast and slow, play with his balls, and have fun. Heck, why don't you try using your mouth a little bit, you might change your mind about giving head.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:

Holy shit that made my day! Keep them coming

[This message has been edited by Dr. Bint (edited 02-23-2004).]

You said coming

quote:Originally posted by shuggoth:

People are such morons.

All of you people talking about how handjobs suck (wouldn't that make it a bj?) and to grow up and fuck the guy should refrain from doing so. Obviously Sugar-Babe wants to make the object of her affection feel good, and handjobs are a viable option. Do all you guys who think that handjobs are lame give yourselves head when you masturbate?

My advice for giving a handjob is keep it really well lubed, alternate between stroking fast and slow, play with his balls, and have fun. Heck, why don't you try using your mouth a little bit, you might change your mind about giving head.

Damn! you must have some practice giving handjobs!

quote:Originally posted by shuggoth:

People are such morons.

All of you people talking about how handjobs suck (wouldn't that make it a bj?) and to grow up and fuck the guy should refrain from doing so. Obviously Sugar-Babe wants to make the object of her affection feel good, and handjobs are a viable option. Do all you guys who think that handjobs are lame give yourselves head when you masturbate?

My advice for giving a handjob is keep it really well lubed, alternate between stroking fast and slow, play with his balls, and have fun. Heck, why don't you try using your mouth a little bit, you might change your mind about giving head.

so when people tell her to stop being an infant and fuck him, thats wrong. but you telling her to blow him is ok?

quote:Originally posted by kama:

The best way to give a handjob is to use your mouth.

Hahahahaha, that made me laugh alot!

Since you are getting little to no advice here, i will give it a shot (even though I am with everyone else here in thinking hand jobs are tacky/bad idea/just plain shit.)...However, that does not mean that I dont think you are a shithole. I try to be nice to people, but I can't not say that your a shit. You cant just insult people and ask for help (that advice, which has been repeatedly give, is much better than any hand job advice you're ever going to get).

Google it for really good hand job advice. Or you may be able to find some on a website such as clitical.com etc.

If you really want to know how to give a good hand job, ask a guy if you can watch him masturbate. Get a look at him from all angles. watch how he does it. Guys are much better at hand jobs than girls because they get lots of practice.

Then get him to let you give it some practice. Of course get some lube, and tell him to be vocal about it. Tell him you want to learn. The guy will tell you what feels good and what doesn't, when to go slower when not to. Communication is the key to anything good.

In truth, guys will be happy if you give them any sexual attention (unless you are balding or something), but to most guys a hand job is worse than making out for hours. They can do that on their own.

"handjobs are for highschoolers"

heard that on the radio the other day.