can anyone give me some good tips for handjobs? and any other ideas what to do besides sexual intercourse and i dont really want to give head either-it just sounds sick and im not ready for sex yet..thanks

S&A

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Watch and learn.

Keep it oiled, VERY WELL oiled. Why a handjob anyways? They've always rubbed me the wrong way..

*Budump Chhh*

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:



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What the fuck is the point in a hand job? Really? You just sit there thinking hmm, I've spent years learning how to do this well and shes doing it shit.

Although, sugar_babe, if you're not happy with the thought of handjobs, and you're not ready for sex, perhaps you should just wait untill you are ready, and then everything will feel natural and you'll be more sure of what to do.

Dont be forced into anything,and dont do anything that you dont want to do.



Heh.. Sugar_babe.

The best way to give a handjob is to use your mouth.

OY!

Less of that kind of talk around here you filthy filthy girl.

How unchaste can a person be?

What ever happened to femininity?

Fuck my ass.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Although, sugar_babe, if you're not happy with the thought of handjobs, and you're not ready for sex, perhaps you should just wait untill you are ready, and then everything will feel natural and you'll be more sure of what to do.

Dont be forced into anything,and dont do anything that you dont want to do.



Heh.. Sugar_babe.

your a dumbass, i didnt say i didnt want to give a handjob... i said i did, duh, why would i be asking for tips?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

OY!

Less of that kind of talk around here you filthy filthy girl.

How unchaste can a person be?

What ever happened to femininity?

Fuck my ass.



omg, why do you think im asking on here? no one knows who i am... it's not like i ask people i know these kind of questions

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:

your a dumbass, i didnt say i didnt want to give a handjob... i said i did, duh, why would i be asking for tips?



Hey,here's a good one:

Why dont you go and fuck yourself?

I was just trying to help and I'm sorry if I misread your appalingly written question.

There was no reason for you to get like that, but fuck it,

You're asking for tips on how to give a Handjob on an internet message board,in the wrong forum, with no clear question, and a blatant attempt to seize attention like the whore you are and then as soon as someone tries to help, you go and say 'your a dumbas'.

Well fuck you.

Why dont you go and ask your mummy what to do you stupid little cunt.

quote:Originally posted by Sugar_Babe32:



omg, why do you think im asking on here? no one knows who i am... it's not like i ask people i know these kind of questions

Practice on a ketchup bottle. If it slips out your hand and smashes against the wall it means you're not ready.

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Fuck my ass.



Hot damn, I've never rode in a convertable before!

*zip*

Practice makes perfect! Now remember to post in the right forum please.