Ok, some of you might laugh at me but here I go:

Last weekend I was sleeping over at my friends house and his mum is so fucking hot cause she is only like 33 or somthing and she is a very angry woman! So anyway when my friend was asleep I got up to goto the toilet. And his mum was in there so I said something like "oh, sorry, i didn't see you" and she replys "oh, thats ok" so anyway I went back to bed and when I when I got back to bed I heard her arguing with her husband (my friend's dad) and i went downstairs again becuase i needed the tourch. So she was sitting in the lounge crying becuase he drove out (probley to goto the pub) but this was around 1:00am. so she said "come here and comfort me" and im think "HOLY FUCK!" so i sat there and she just lunged at me and ripped my clothes of and we ended up having sex 3 times before the husband came home (it was the best i have ever had) and I think my friend heard us. So I went back over to his house in the middle of the week and we no one was there she said "follow me" so i did and then it happened again! and since then my friend has turned weird and i was wondering what i should do...?

[This message has been edited by [th3daywalk3r] (edited 02-17-2004).]

If this is true...

Well, how the fuck do you expect your friend to act. I would throw up ifmy friend did my mom. Shit, I'd throw up if anyone did my mom aside from my dad. Even with my dad I don't wanna imagine that shit.

From a selfish viewpoint...good job.

Lol, yeah, She is one steaming bee-hatch! I want more I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have pretty must just lost a friend. You cant have sex with your friends mother. Things will never be not weird between you now.

However, as much as I hate to be the voice of reason, I would say, STOP IT NOW! It may be fun and it may be good sex, but you are ruining a marriage (and no matter how shitty the marriage may be you have no right to do that) and you are being used hardcore. Yeah, you are a guy, this is cool in a Bevis and Butthead "Yeah dude, boobs" type way, but there is no way this is going to end up well.

Plus, given the fact that you were having a sleep-over, you are under 18. If her husband ever ever ever finds out (or if your frined sells his mother out...prolly wont happen) she could go to jail for statuatory rape. This IS NOT a 19 year old with a 17 year old situation. It is a really big deal, law wise, and a really dumb idea.

You probably wont take my advice, but I really hope you at least think about it. You will find other people your age to have sex with, while she will have sex on the recieving end of a broom held by big mama in jail. Be noble, please.

I have take your good advice into consideration. Thanks alot.

For some reason, I believe you. Congrats, sounds good. Just don't go blabbing and telling everyone.

I think it's obvious that what you're engaging in is taboo. Honestly, I would encourage you if it wasn't for the whole horrible marriage thing. (Here goes Mojo preaching about morality). Don't you think having sex with a married woman is wrong? She sounds unstable. She used a teenage (I assume) to have sex with after fighting with her husband. Can you spell DISFUNCTIONAL? Do you really want to get involved in that kind of mess? And what happens when the husband finds out? - which he will.

Sucks for your friend but if he doesn't say anything to you why bring it up to him? He has no control over what his mom does OR what you do.

I never got the whole "Don't fuck my mom" thing. I don't care who fucks my mom or my dad or if they fuck each other. It's something that never bothered me and I don't understand why it bothers other people.

I see where you are coming from and no, i'm not one of those annoying steriotypical teenagers but i'm still 15. I have decided I shall stop.

bullshit meter just went off. no way in hell it happened.

reminds me of American Pie...

quote:Originally posted by [th3daywalk3r]:

I have decided I shall stop.

In case you're tempted to back-track, consider that right now you have a fun, scandalous but (hopefully) self-contained memory you might remember fondly. Keep it up, and this will likely become an episode of grief, drama and physical pain you'll wish you could forget.

Avoid your friend's house altogether for a long while.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

bullshit meter just went off. no way in hell it happened.

Your just jealous!

And the reason you say he's jealous is because it's all a fake. You are a deprived adolescent who has nothing better to do then to transcribe his childish mind exploits onto a totse forum where he believes people will actually give a shit. Good day.

Umm, I'm telling the truth here...

It sounds quite unbeleivable, but then, I see no reason why you'd lie about such a thing.



You do know she is just using you. Fair enough, what a great way to be used!

But what I mean is that she's just turning to the closest person, fucking you to spite her husband and increase her own confidence, make herself feel good,like she is still attractive.

But what do you mean 'what to do now?'?

You're not considering dating her are you?

Casual sex is fun, and that's all it was.

Dont expect to have sex with her everytime you go round there, but do expect some pretty uncomfortable situations.



On a side note:

If I had any friends, and any of them did something like that with my mum, I would stomp on their head till it was a bloody pulp.



You..you marriage wrecker you!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

It sounds quite unbeleivable, but then, I see no reason why you'd lie about such a thing.

The same reason everybody spams: Attention.

Your 15 she's "like um 33" and I'm thinking sex crime...

quote:Originally posted by [th3daywalk3r]:

Your just jealous!

I wouldn't be surprised if you're related to that Deathrow guy that was on here last year...Telling bullshit stories about how he fucked so many moms and how many friends he had. God, little boy, go away and let the adults talk...