Yeh well...

Go to sleep, cuddle, smoke some weed, smoke a ciggarette.

Have sex again!

(fuck me that is the first time I've had that flood barrier message in months!)

Break into spontanious Yoga...

Take a huge dump on her upper lip.

Look for some ice and something to stop the bleeding with.

sleep

Oh just so many things!

1-Quietly get dressed and sneak from the house, helping yourself to anything shiny that you like on the way.

2- Wrestle.

3- Play Tekken.

4-Go home and tell everyone on Totse about it.

5- Play Tekken.

6-Have a Pillow Fight.

7-Play Tekken.

start kissing... unless shes just given u a blowjob...

take her/him out for dinner

sleep

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

blablabla

Play Virtua Fighter.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Oh just so many things!

1-Quietly get dressed and sneak from the house, helping yourself to anything shiny that you like on the way.

2- Wrestle.

3- Play Tekken.

4-Go home and tell everyone on Totse about it.

5- Play Tekken.

6-Have a Pillow Fight.

7-Play Tekken.

Wait, what about playing Tekken?!

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Play Virtua Fighter.

Didn't that come out on the SNES ten billion years ago?

Oh wait, wrong game guess I do... *goes to look for metroid zero*



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quote:Originally posted by cola:

Take a huge dump on her upper lip.

Hahaha, that's great.

quote:Originally posted by Johnny McBig:

sleep

I second that.

Normally after I kick her out... ahhahahahah.

Post on TOTSE about how cool it was.

Eat a sandwhich and than leave... o and dont forget to pay

smoke a grit

Dump the body before it starts decomposing any more.

quote:Originally posted by Phlab:

Dump the body before it starts decomposing any more.

Feed it to Guinea Pig?

I know it is a cliche but... get out of there before the drug wears off.

Find her sitting outside next to a giant bill board where she tell you she loves you and then you get married, kill her ex pimp (She was a call up girl), steal lots of his coke, move to LA, try and sell it but then everything goes bollocks up and the cops come, big shoot out, everyone dies except you and her and live happily ever after and walk on the beach while the credits role.

Thats what i do everytime i have sex.

That is true romance zumtream.

My dad is Dennis Hopper! How cool is that?!

quote:Originally posted by zumtream:

Find her sitting outside next to a giant bill board where she tell you she loves you and then you get married, kill her ex pimp (She was a call up girl), steal lots of his coke, move to LA, try and sell it but then everything goes bollocks up and the cops come, big shoot out, everyone dies except you and her and live happily ever after and walk on the beach while the credits role.

Thats what i do everytime i have sex.

Wait a second, by everyone, do you mean all the rest of humanity from the virus she was carrying in her from her pimp (he was a crazy guy that played too much with the chemicals) and you are immune to because you had sex with her, allowing your body to develop the immunity during the few weeks after your first time kissing her when you had the "flu"?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Play Virtua Fighter.

No,Tekken.

You've blown my mind... maann.

I took his picture. And he said if i did it again he would kill me man!

doesnt too much sex give u diorreah (or however the fuck u spell it)? neway, when shes asleep go into the bathroom, find the morning after pill and poor the whole pot into her mouth, stroke her throat to get her to swallow and then leave... when u get home get dressed and pretend u didnt just walk across town naked



mex

Put the diaper back on?

*make sure the check clears*

quote:Originally posted by mizled:

*make sure the check clears*

You should do that during the sex, that way you can "punish" him if it doesn't.

No can do. 'During' the sex, I'm too busy catching up on my reading.

quote:Originally posted by mizled:

No can do. 'During' the sex, I'm too busy catching up on my reading.

So that is what you where doing!!!



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Go home & tell your girlfriend how much better she was.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

So that is what you where doing!!!



Hey! I asked you politely to wake me up when you were done...

quote:Originally posted by mizled:

Hey! I asked you politely to wake me up when you were done...

But you know I'm hard of hearing, or do you not remember that little misshape with your mother ( [ { }]).

Is this it?

Mizled and Guswut finaly got it on?

All that I need to do now is get Snoopy and ..and..Sarcophagus together,

RecDude and DeadlyCindy,

Zumtream and Shelli,

And then, I can finaly find peace and happiness and learn to levitate.

This reminds me..

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Is this it?

Mizled and Guswut finaly got it on?

All that I need to do now is get Snoopy and ..and..Sarcophagus together,

RecDude and DeadlyCindy,

Zumtream and Shelli,

And then, I can finaly find peace and happiness and learn to levitate.

This reminds me..

We should do this alphabetically:



DeadlyCindy + Guswut (I am here to serve, my Ugly Fish Goddess)

Mizled + RecDude (Rec is much older then me, and Mizled has said she is much older then me, so I think they'd work together)

Sarcophagus + Shelli (Hey, I'd watch. )

Snoopy + Zumtream (Uhhh, I'm certain they will be a happy pair of love birds. ).

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:



Snoopy + Zumtream (Uhhh, I'm certain they will be a happy pair of love birds. ).





*Shudders*

*Pukes*

*Dies*

quote:Originally posted by Gillibiabtiag:

Originally posted by Guswut:



Snoopy + Zumtream (Uhhh, I'm certain they will be a happy pair of love birds. ).





*Shudders*

*Pukes*

*Dies*

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Clean the shit off your dick.

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quote:Originally posted by Mexican Pull:

doesnt too much sex give u diorreah

.........no? (that wasnt a question)

Tell mom that daddy did it again..

quote:Originally posted by mizled:

Tell mom that daddy did it again..

You'd think that they had pills for sleep-fucking now-a-days, wouldn't you?

cry

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quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

We should do this alphabetically:



DeadlyCindy + Guswut (I am here to serve, my Ugly Fish Goddess)

Mizled + RecDude (Rec is much older then me, and Mizled has said she is much older then me, so I think they'd work together)

Sarcophagus + Shelli (Hey, I'd watch. )

Snoopy + Zumtream (Uhhh, I'm certain they will be a happy pair of love birds. ).







No, No, No, No, No NO NO NO NO!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

No,Tekken.

no, MORTAL KOMBAT!

*humms theme song*

chilli dog! (shit on her chest and titty fuck her) its better than smoking a cigarette after sex

Help her find her glass eye and put it back in the socket. Then, lovingly, close her casket door, seal it with a kiss and sneak out the back door of the funeral home.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



No, No, No, No, No NO NO NO NO!

what you need? relax, im right here! cmon man, you know i said give me a holla, not a yell!

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

no, MORTAL KOMBAT!

*humms theme song*



....Both..?

Wipe your dick off on her teddy bear.

Mail the photographs to the First Lady

quote:Originally posted by Tabiba:

Mail the photographs to the First Lady

Best one yet!

send the tape to ur ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, step mom, step sister, Oprah

but what if it IS oprah?

then you commit suicide...

quote:Originally posted by cola:

Take a huge dump on her upper lip.

I'm ill anyway but I nearly shat myself laughing when I read that.

quote:Originally posted by Infectedgoose:

Wipe your dick off on her teddy bear.

Now that's just mean.

Three best times to smoke a cig:

1)After sex

2)In the morning, right after you wake up

3)Right after you eat

I'd have to go with smoking, taking a shower with them, eating food, then watching TV.

Or smoke then go to sleep if it's late.

quote:Originally posted by nononononono:

what you need? relax, im right here! cmon man, you know i said give me a holla, not a yell!



nononononono!!!!



*mad huggage*

flip over and fuck her sister

Give her some oats for behaving.

throw away the rubber, it's not funny wakin up with it

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Play Virtua Fighter.

Fuck that. Killer Instinct is sooooo much cooler! U-u-u-u-u-u-ULTRA COMBO!

quote:Originally posted by LordJugz:

Fuck that. Killer Instinct is sooooo much cooler! U-u-u-u-u-u-ULTRA COMBO!

FUCK THAT! X-Fighter on Amiga 2600 is teh 1337357 game ever. tck-tck-tck-brrrrrrrrr-DUM DUM WINNER!!!!

Anyways, after sex you should let go of her hair and take the gun from her head and put it back in your holster.