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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-02-16, 18:22
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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hey,

I took a shower lastnight before I went out to a friends to drink.I came home and was about to get wacking when I got a wiff of this bad ass smell and it was coming from my dick.It smells gross.I am going to go take a shower but anyways do you all know of what causes this?.And no I didnt have sex with anyone.
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Old 2004-02-16, 18:46
jojabr jojabr is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:

And no I didnt have sex with anyone.

Yes you did, you grandmother-screwing porcupine thief.
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Old 2004-02-16, 19:11
johnson johnson is offline
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probably an STD (sexual transmitted disease for the retards out there).

~!~Amber~!~
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Old 2004-02-16, 19:15
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Tea and Crumpets country
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It's probably caused by bacteria; The same thing that causes really bad feet smell. Try washing your bell-end with anti-bacterial handwash.
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Old 2004-02-16, 19:30
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Your Happy Place
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There is only one thing that could cause a dick to smell and that is....

damnit, I forget
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Old 2004-02-16, 20:02
JayMark JayMark is offline
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All dick's have a natural scent like a pussy. It shouldn't smell gross though... Are you uncircumcized (sp?)? It may be smegma. The worst would be a SDT but if there are no visible sings it may only be sweat and dirt. Is it strong? Or just a little smell? Maby you just think it smells bad even though it's the normal smell. Usually, my dick smells relatively strong after a hard day and weight lifting but its not actually that gross. I just take a shower and it's good.
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Old 2004-02-16, 20:03
RedShift RedShift is offline
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Deodorant.
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Old 2004-02-16, 20:47
Dr. Bint Dr. Bint is offline
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It's from the last time you whacked off, probably... dried cum is what you're smelling. Did you wash it properly the last time you showered?
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Old 2004-02-16, 21:02
Unlucky Unlucky is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:

It's from the last time you whacked off, probably... dried cum is what you're smelling. Did you wash it properly the last time you showered?

Your forgot your stupid sig numbers!

:points and laughs:
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Old 2004-02-16, 21:20
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Sounds like Smegmaitis, dirty-dick. Unless it

is an STD upon your "Johnson".

When a man's Johnson is dirty

It be, not very purty
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Old 2004-02-16, 23:26
Nzyme Nzyme is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Your forgot your stupid sig numbers!

oints and laughs:

*Joins in* Ahahaha...
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Old 2004-02-17, 02:41
sharpie sharpie is offline
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Do bitches dig it when you haven't washed your dick in a couple days?
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:14
Mr. Self Destruct Mr. Self Destruct is offline
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Try here:

www.bathing.org (http://www.bathing.org)
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Old 2004-02-17, 15:22
SpacemanSPLIFF SpacemanSPLIFF is offline
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powder your sack with goldbond green. fresh & clean * *
 
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