im 16 and still havent scored, any good ideas? i tried finding girls on the net on chats and that dont work. and im kinda shy in school. ~_~

Try being less ugly.

Dude, you will have to find out on your own. Its really not that hard. One piece of advice I've realized is to not act desparate. Women and girls usually see the desparate guy as a joke and do not take him seriously, or they play him, which is complete bullshit but it happens. PLus man you are only 16, who gives a shit if your a virgin. I guarantee you will get laid by the time your in college. I never got any until I was in college. Good Luck though, and remember do not act desparate . . . its pussy repellent!

Go talk to chicks...Shy guys very rarely get fuck all!

Just go up to them, talk and see what happens!

Good luck!

talk to chicks, dont ask for sex, just become good friends and when you chill with her pull some smooth lines.I dont know.I dont do that shit but maybe it will help you.

just walk up to a girl and say yo baby yo baby yo u wanna go get a burger on my bike and then maybe we can have some sex? try it see what happens you never no.

quote:just walk up to a girl and say yo baby yo baby yo u wanna go get a burger on my bike and then maybe we can have some sex? try it see what happens you never no.

Ha ha. Sure, you could do that, but it might take you a while. A friend of mine did that. Took him about 200 tries, but he eventually found one that would accept. "Wanna make out?" only took about 30 tries...

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Try being less ugly.



Every fucking word I hear from you is making fun of other people!!! Find a corner and die bitch!!!

Now...

If your shy in school then thats your main problem. Talk to people more (the "cooler" people) and ask about parties. Go to a party and find a girl thats alone or with some friends (that are girls). Now take a couple shots and go talk to her. It doesnt matter how shy you are man, the alcohol changes everything. Just be funny to her, walk up and tell her that we are having nice weather. That would be pretty damn funny if your drunk and she will most lightly laugh. Now get her to drink with you and maybe some body shots. Have fun at the party and toward the end of the night, sit down on a couch with her and talk and get her in your lap and make out with her. After some kissing and licking, maybe you two should get a room. But remember, it all starts with being social and not shy.



And yea, dont be an asshole and get a girl drunk and rape her. If she says no, its no. Thats life.

dude...

www.becomeaplayer.com (http://www.becomeaplayer.com)

or U could also go to a prostitute.. a lot of people do that.. why be different ?

It's not so bad dude. You don't need to score at 16. Sure it's fun but fuck, if it hasen't happened yet, it's because you're not ready. If you are shy at school, imagine how shy and stressed you would feel in front of a naked chick... it's defenetly wrost.

Let the neighbourhood Boomhauer take you to the mall. He'll show you how

I am of course referring to King of the Hill, incase anyone's wondering... did I spell Boomhauer right?

Meh... who gives a fuck

I think paintballpunk has given the best advice so far. If you have never drank before, I'm sure you have, then just try it. Girls like socially active guys, and who doesn't love a party? I don't like to drink, but it works for getting girls.



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quote:Originally posted by TEsteriZer:

I think paintballpunk has given the best advice so far. If you have never drank before, I'm sure you have, then just try it. Girls like socially active guys, and who doesn't love a party? I don't like to drink, but it works for getting girls.



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But you like pineapple rum

And we have reached yet another low.

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:



Every fucking word I hear from you is making fun of other people!!! Find a corner and die bitch!!!

THAT'S how I get women. You don't need to ply them with booze, all you have to do is act like a witty, snidey cunt to everybody except them. I consider totse my practise ground.

ok first...im a chick and acting liike a cunt doesnt work for anyone whos not a herpes infected cunt herself so forget that dude....get her drunk and get a movie...that always works for me...the drunk part at least....

Learn to read, dumbass. He said he's a cunt to everyone EXCEPT the women. Sadly, that method is gold and rarely fails, lol. I find love to be a hilarious concept, it's all but inexistent, and so easy to manipulate when it is around.

ur going 4 the wrong chicks.

u can score, no matter how butfuck ugly u r.

find someone who looks the smae level as you, maybey a chick from the back of class, one u dont know much about. even try chicks from diferant grades.

Not only does it work, I get threesomes and all the kinky sex I could want.

And I've not got an STD or ugly chick yet.

Trippy, Your my hero, your advice is always good, and threesomes with hot chicks are good as well, 5 somes are better, but 3 is still good!!

Yah, I fooled around with four girls once but only had a bit of genital contact with two of them. There was a roomful of people watching so they didn't wanna do too much. I'd say threesomes are better, but that's just cause I've never had a *proper* fivesome.

quote:Originally posted by jebuonag:

Ha ha. Sure, you could do that, but it might take you a while. A friend of mine did that. Took him about 200 tries, but he eventually found one that would accept. "Wanna make out?" only took about 30 tries...



I have read an article that claims 1 out of 20 random women will say yes to the phrase "Would you like to have sex with me?".





[This message has been edited by lifejunkie (edited 02-18-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Yah, I fooled around with four girls once but only had a bit of genital contact with two of them. There was a roomful of people watching so they didn't wanna do too much. I'd say threesomes are better, but that's just cause I've never had a *proper* fivesome.

Still better then 99% of the nerds here.

Why do you think I post here? It sure as hell isn't for the scintillating conversation.

Offer them pot, booze, Ryphonol (?) and have at it.

quote:Why do you think I post here?

Because you are insecure and like to brag to strangers on a message board about all the threesomes you've had? (This is of course if you have actually had them....)

Rohypnol.

Well, it's less the fact that you're strangers and more the incredible abundance of sexually frustrated geeks. But close enough. *grins*

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Well, it's less the fact that you're strangers and more the incredible abundance of sexually frustrated geeks. But close enough. *grins*

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