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 #1 
Old 2004-02-16, 05:59
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Default I told my gf the things that i have done.

Yeah so i was talking to my gf and I told her some of the weird things i have done. I licked a girls ass hole ( never again), but she got the worst thing out of me.

When i was 17 i was drunk and there was this girl at a party we were at. well, she got this idea that i could fuck her up the ass, and then She would fuck me up the ass with her friends strap-on. Well this happened and it wasnt that bad. ( it wasnt great but it wasnt bad at all) .



Well after that she kinda had this ( I HAVE AN IDEA ) look. UH OH, I dont want her to but she seemed to like the idea. What should I do?
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Old 2004-02-16, 07:49
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

Yeah so i was talking to my gf and I told her some of the weird things i have done. I licked a girls ass hole ( never again), but she got the worst thing out of me.

When i was 17 i was drunk and there was this girl at a party we were at. well, she got this idea that i could fuck her up the ass, and then She would fuck me up the ass with her friends strap-on. Well this happened and it wasnt that bad. ( it wasnt great but it wasnt bad at all) .



Well after that she kinda had this ( I HAVE AN IDEA ) look. UH OH, I dont want her to but she seemed to like the idea. What should I do?

hahahah tell her you did it but you dont wanna do it again. or you shoudl have been stragiht up and said u diddnt like it. maybe you secretly want it in the rear?
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Old 2004-02-16, 09:43
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Default Re: I told my gf the things that i have done.

Yeah, just come out and say that you don't want to do it again. That should work.
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Old 2004-02-16, 09:58
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Haha bushy's gay but he doesn't know it.
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Old 2004-02-16, 10:02
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bushy dude you should have fucked the girl up the ass then when she pulls out the strap on say 'later bitch' thanks for the fuck.
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Old 2004-02-16, 11:32
negotiable affections negotiable affections is offline
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whaa, cool bushy, though maybe not of the experience, i'm definitly jalous that you can say you did a thing like that, damn man, mighty cool... mighty coool to that they had a strap-on lie-in around

and well, if you really love this girl, why not for once maybe suffer a bit for her, just make sure it's only once
 #7 
Old 2004-02-16, 12:10
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^ Seriously. Don't become her bitch, or anything. It happens easier than you may expect.
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Old 2004-02-16, 14:14
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Do it. Pain is fucking fun.

Just make sure she doesn't expect to dominate you outside the bedroom. A good punch in the face should work fine.
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Old 2004-02-16, 14:29
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Haha, that was beautiful.
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Old 2004-02-16, 14:58
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Bushy, I was thinking...At this party you went to, you sure you werent drunk and mistaken and guy for a girl. Maybe you thought some gay guy was a girl and he wanted you to fuck him in the ass and then he wanted you...Consider that...
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Old 2004-02-16, 21:28
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Default Re: I told my gf the things that i have done.

My advice, make sure you keep lube in the house. Fair's fair after all. Besides, if you didn't dislike it, what's all the tension about? It's not like haveing a strapon stuck up your ass makes you gay or anything, just kinky.
 #12 
Old 2004-02-16, 22:05
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quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Do it. Pain is fucking fun.

Just make sure she doesn't expect to dominate you outside the bedroom. A good punch in the face should work fine.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Haha, that was beautiful.
 #13 
Old 2004-02-16, 22:09
BigMattTheHobo BigMattTheHobo is offline
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Damn, you got fucked in the butt.
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Old 2004-02-16, 22:42
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If you didn't hate it, I don't see what the dilemma is. If you're really against it now, just tell her, but it's nothing to be embarrased about. You're clearly into girls, so you don't have to worry about the sexual orientation aspect.

I might get a drink or two in me beforehand just to ease the tension (in more ways than one). If it's any consolation, having done neither, I'd much rather get fucked in the ass than toss a chick's salad.
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Old 2004-02-17, 02:51
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Just do it. Unless she enjoys being rather dominant or you get off really hard because of it, she probably wont want to do it again.

You can always utilize that to get whatever you want. If she really wants to do that, she will be open to negotiation.
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:17
Mr. Self Destruct Mr. Self Destruct is offline
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Default Re: I told my gf the things that i have done.

Most of you should shut the fuck up.

If a guy can fuck a girl in the ass, then why can't she fuck him in the ass either?

Fucking double-standards.

[This message has been edited by Mr. Self Destruct (edited 02-17-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:36
Bazooka Joe Bazooka Joe is offline
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Just wondering, what did that girls ass hole taste like?
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Old 2004-02-17, 04:04
Angiospermicidal Angiospermicidal is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bazooka Joe:

Just wondering, what did that girls ass hole taste like?

Probably like shit.
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Old 2004-02-17, 06:03
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^ haha...
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Old 2004-02-17, 16:24
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quote:Originally posted by Angiospermicidal:

Probably like shit.

more like ummm... yeha it was gross ( but clean)
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Old 2004-02-17, 22:06
Kojo Kojo is offline
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Default Re: I told my gf the things that i have done.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Self Destruct:

Most of you should shut the fuck up.

If a guy can fuck a girl in the ass, then why can't she fuck him in the ass either?

Fucking double-standards.

[This message has been edited by Mr. Self Destruct (edited 02-17-2004).]

Check an anatomy textbook or something chief. Women don't have penises.
 #22 
Old 2004-02-17, 23:31
flipskate1323 flipskate1323 is offline
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Strap-on asshole.
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Old 2004-02-17, 23:35
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quote:Originally posted by flipskate1323:

Strap-on asshole.



They make strap-on assholes now? Groovy!
 #24 
Old 2004-02-17, 23:39
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^^ beat me to it.
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Old 2004-02-18, 00:01
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quote:Originally posted by BigMattTheHobo:

Damn, you got fucked in the butt.

*great*
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Old 2004-02-18, 03:25
Mr. Self Destruct Mr. Self Destruct is offline
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Default Re: I told my gf the things that i have done.

quote:Originally posted by Kojo:

Check an anatomy textbook or something chief. Women don't have penises.

Strap-on.

Kindly eat a penis and die.
 
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