Anybody got any good first time tips/stories?

If you look there are a cajillion first time advice threads.

But...

Get relaxed before hand. If you are nervous, you wont perform well.

Don't expect to last for a longer amount of time. Some people claim their first times lasted hours. I claim they are lying. In order to avoid feeling self concious about it, make foreplay last along time. She will love it, and wont notice/care that it was quick.

Dont try to be a porn star. You aren't. Personally, I think people should stick to basic positions on first times. Like missionary. Doggy style as is popular with kids today is just plain tacky (but that's just my thoughts...a lot of people like it)

If it is her first time, go slow. It is going to hurt for her. Keep asking if she is okay. Use lube. Finger her first!

Enjoy it. As long as you are sober (and I suggest you should be. Liquid courage will makes it harder to come.), you will remember it for a lifetime. A bad first time memory sucks.

Make sure you and the girl are going to be together for a while. I am a girl, and I will be first to say it: Girls are for the most part weird about sex. If you take their virginity, they tend to feel a much stronger bond to you. That bond is hard to break.