Well last nights valentines party WAS fun. I brought along my sober guitarist just to make sure i dont hook up with ugly chiks and drive drunk. Well this is what happened.

We were playing in a private room and this cute (ugly to me since im soo fucking shallow) hits on our lead singer. I let it go then she starts grabbing off my belt saying im sexy and act like Johny Depp. We go to the bathroom and my freind saves me, so no hook up.

2nd time this slut brings my friend to the car, and since we knew the only reason he went was becuase of hormones we went to the car to stop it. So we got my frind outa the car, then my hormones kick in as soon as she stars grabbing my belt off from the window.

My friends just leave me their. WTF?! We went out their to stop the hook up for a reason then they dont stop me! What the hell?!

Ya it went through, but i guess it nevers counts since i cant remember it.

quote:Originally posted by iAmTheLlama:

, but i guess it nevers counts since i cant remember it.

You royal dipshit.

Ahh, my old foe, we meet again.

Anyway, you should probably learn some self-restraint. Or get castrated.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

You royal dipshit.

I didnt remember it, like 3 people told me it happened this morning.

I would have done the same thing your friends did.

Why the hell is it their job to be your baby sitter? I don't mind helping my friends out once in a while, but after you get saved first time- like the 2nd or 3rd time it happens, you wanted it to happen. Don't deny it.

Why bother trying to ‘help’ if they don’t want to be helped?

-Nocuous

You gonna have a lil baby muah fucka