Yeah, I just want to brag on my boyfriend for a few minutes. Keep in mind we're only 17

Valentine's Day, I have a big swim meet. Kinda sucks. He can't go, but he tells me he has a surprise for me when I get home. So I go to his house after the meet, and he answers the door with flowers, eucalyptus (my favorite) and roses. Then he takes me to a little room downstairs. The fireplace is on, he hung Christmas icicle lights on the ceiling, and a table was set with white tablecloth and red napkins for two. He had made dinner, which included tomato basil chicken, crab bisque, garlic butter bread bites, and red wine. Everything was perfect, and I think all guys out there should learn a thing or two from this guy.

Everything was perfect...Love you...

Fuck you and your garlic bread lol

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

friday night a couple friend and i went out to hooters, hit on waitresses and took home a couple girls we met up with. we sat down with a couple six packs and a half gallon of jack, got loaded and then i had an interesting time fucking with terrible whiskey dick. after a few hours of going at it on and off, i sobered up enough to blow a load in her. then she left, it was perfect. all you girls could learn a thing or two from that. get drunk, fuck rough, talk dirty and go the fuck home so i can eat a drunken breakfast with the boys at 5:30am on valentines day.

edit: i said couple a lot.

[This message has been edited by mrman383 (edited 02-15-2004).]

Man, that is exactly what's wrong with the world today. Buy a girl a rose and feed her nice food and it means you're romantic. Pah.

quote:Man, that is exactly what's wrong with the world today. Buy a girl a rose and feed her nice food and it means you're romantic. Pah.

Damn straight. Things were better in caveman times...

When romance was when you'd craft your girl a nice looking rock and throw her the leftovers of the animal you caught?

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

well now we all know this guy aint gettin any.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

Au Contraire, this man is a genius.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

You're the pussy. What kind of girlyman wears condoms? And what kind of girlyman only drinks a sixpack at a time? A girlyman that will never get laid, methinks.

bah humbug and screw all you lovey dovey couples *returns to his lonely chair in the corner*

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

i would have showed up with an 18 pack of MGD and no condoms.



Unhinged, do you ever wonder if he cheats on you? he could have a little fuck buddy on the side and you would no idea.

MGD is crap.

But I love a girl who can belch and has got a nice beer belly... mm-m!

[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 02-15-2004).]

Just because i don't finish my sentences doesn't mean that i

Trippy, you are a great guy. If some guy showed up to see me planning on getting drunk of a six pack, he better not be planning anything. If I can out drink a guy, he's getting nothing but ridicule. Lightweight guys should just give up.

This guy sounds like a douche bag. How unoriginal. Happy Valentines Day, I made you a romantic meal. What did you give him in return? I mean come on, he put up the effort to string up the Christmas lights...were candles just to hard to get or does mommy not like fire? Maybe I am bitter, but yuck.

Explains why your handle is "alone and broken".

quote:Originally posted by Unhinged:

Yeah, I just want to brag on my boyfriend for a few minutes. Keep in mind we're only 17

Valentine's Day, I have a big swim meet. Kinda sucks. He can't go, but he tells me he has a surprise for me when I get home. So I go to his house after the meet, and he answers the door with flowers, eucalyptus (my favorite) and roses. Then he takes me to a little room downstairs. The fireplace is on, he hung Christmas icicle lights on the ceiling, and a table was set with white tablecloth and red napkins for two. He had made dinner, which included tomato basil chicken, crab bisque, garlic butter bread bites, and red wine. Everything was perfect, and I think all guys out there should learn a thing or two from this guy.

Everything was perfect...Love you...

But... Was the sex good? That's what really counts!

quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

i would have showed up with an 18 pack of MGD and no condoms.

Wont be so funny when you have aids

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

Trippy, you are a great guy. If some guy showed up to see me planning on getting drunk of a six pack, he better not be planning anything. If I can out drink a guy, he's getting nothing but ridicule. Lightweight guys should just give up.

Shut up and cook me a steak, bitch. You want your other eye split open???

^ I think we both know that the only was you could give a&b a split eye was if you said something so stupid she lost home in the human race and tried to commit suicide with a pointy object.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

Probably the best one liner ive heard in years

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Man, that is exactly what's wrong with the world today. Buy a girl a rose and feed her nice food and it means you're romantic. Pah.

so what

why are you complaining

if that all it takes; a simple thing like that is easy

so jsut do it

then you get layed

is it reall so ahrd to get a rose and make food

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You all don't fucking get it...she liked it. That's all that matters. Adapt to your audience...there is a way to score with every chick.

*thumbs up to the dude that inspired this post*

You guys are real nice, I gotta hand you that. What's happened? I'm gone for a few weeks, and when i get back, everyone is busy bashing a 17 year old girl and her boyfriend because he cooks her a romantic dinner and she posts a sweet story about it. Really, you're all either too old to remember what being in love feels like, too young to understand, or just too fucked up and lonely to let nice things be undisturbed. Get a fucking life, everyone.

Shit, my weekend has been hell (long story) and now I sit down at the comp to find this. I want to smack someone. Hard.

~Snake

trippy, i am cooking your steak as we speak, how would you like it cooked?

Oh and by the way, will you marry me...I could make you really happy and dinner will always be on the table.

I only have one question, how many times have you cheated on this pussy? Or are you an ugly girl and therefore love walking vaginas.

Why is it you guys assume that any guy that pulled this off commands no respect? Retards.

I’d sure like to hook up with the classy 17-year-old brawd that is impressed by a six-pack. A belching contest. How romantic. I mean seriously people.

Chicks are impressed by stupid shit like candles and flowers. Look at how she’s gushing over this crap. She’s in awe. Is this the kind of girl that is going to run out and cheat on this guy? Probably not. She’s happy. She’s fed. And he probably got lucky.

I think most of you retards are jealous. Something tells me your six-pack didn’t get you laid this Valentines Day.

-Nocuous

Man, chill a little, I was only joking around.

I shouldn't joke like that though because the second-last relationship in I was whipped worse than a rented mule.

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:



Chicks are impressed by stupid shit like candles and flowers. Look at how she’s gushing over this crap. She’s in awe.

-Nocuous

quote:How romantic. I mean seriously people.

personally id rather have a cool chick who likes shit i like. i like drinking and getting rowdy and having a laugh-filled good time.

But that's exactly my point MrMan.

It worked for him, it worked for her. To each his own, so why is everyone knocking her? (I don't mean you)

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:



I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

CAN WE MEET?

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

trippy, i am cooking your steak as we speak, how would you like it cooked?

Oh and by the way, will you marry me...I could make you really happy and dinner will always be on the table.

Rare and bloody. And I'll marry anyone to get laid, as long as they cook me dinner in time and put up with physically debilitating injury.

yeah well i made dinner and i bet it could kick your bfs dinners ass. ( sit down bitch)

Yea and then we went for a walk and she sucked my dick in the hall while a family walked by. HAHAHA FUCK YOU

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

Why is it you guys assume that any guy that pulled this off commands no respect? Retards.

I’d sure like to hook up with the classy 17-year-old brawd that is impressed by a six-pack. A belching contest. How romantic. I mean seriously people.

Chicks are impressed by stupid shit like candles and flowers. Look at how she’s gushing over this crap. She’s in awe. Is this the kind of girl that is going to run out and cheat on this guy? Probably not. She’s happy. She’s fed. And he probably got lucky.

I think most of you retards are jealous. Something tells me your six-pack didn’t get you laid this Valentines Day.

-Nocuous

SURE, that's what women SAY they want. A nice guy who treats them right and does mushy bullshit like candles. The TRUTH of the matter is, they want the exciting, mysterious bad ass. ESPECIALLY a 17 year old bitch.

I never said be a pansy. Sure sounds like this chick was surprised to me. So that means she wasn't expecting it. Doing unexpected things is part of...being mysterious.

You can be an exciting rebellious bad-boy and still have a soft side. If you pull it off right you'll have your pick of the ladies.

-Nocuous

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:



You can be an exciting rebellious bad-boy and still have a soft side. If you pull it off right you'll have your pick of the ladies.

-Nocuous

and yet you argued with me when i posted that...

I did? When? Where?

Hush y'all!! Goodness!

To retort...

He's not a pussy cashual21. He's never made dinner for me before (and we've been together for around 2 1/2 years). This was a special occasion, and I found it to be very sweet and romantic. It really takes a confident man to make a dinner for his girlfriend, especially in high school.

He's not just romantic because he made me dinner ---Beany---, he's romantic because he thought it up and actually followed through with it. It makes me realize just how lucky I am to have someone like him, who isn't just going to go out and get me a present that I either won't use, or can't use. But I'll always have a memory of him making this effort.

He doesn't cheat on me. We trust each other, and what would be the point in staying together if one of us isn't satisfied? I never said we never got it on just I was impressed by the romantic dinner. The sex is awesome Mr. Self Destruct!

I haven't cheated on him ever 4sight. And no, I'm not ugly and don't love walking vaginas. Do you?

His dinner could kick anyone's ass, bushy, that's a threat

And the truth, 4sight, really is girls want both. We want someone who can scare us a little, but can be romantic in the right circumstances. These were definitely the right circumstances.

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quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

I did? When? Where?

in the thread about picking up women

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

MGD is crap.



FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!111

LOL My valentines was a 1/4 of pot and 2 beans. Who says romance is dead.

quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

in the thread about picking up women

You must have misunderstood. Or maybe you have me confused with someone else.

The technique I've always used and advocated is being both sides of the spectrum- A bad-boy and a nice guy simultaneously.

I think initial attraction is based on bad-boy like qualities. Mystery, rebellion, etc. But then in order to keep a girl you're eventually going to have to present your "nice guy" side and be 'there' for her. But then to ensure she doesn't get bored, you have to let on some more mystery, and so on. After all, bad girls love bad boys but good girls love 'em too

Those who actually pay attention to my posts (few and far between) could vouch for me. Even my very first post here in S&A was that exact advice.

-Nocuous



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quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

LMAO!

WHERE'S MY FUCKING STEAK, BITCH???

*takes off a glove and rubs baby oil into hand*

Your steak is on the table, awaiting your return from work. I am waiting in the kitchen, ready to pour you a nice cold and icy beer. I am so glad you want a manly steak. I was going to have to teak back the proposal if it was to be well done.

I am waiting in anticipation of your ungloved oiled hand.

Work? You mean putting in my dole cheque?

quote:Originally posted by Unhinged:



It really takes a confident man to make a dinner for his girlfriend, especially in high school.





He is not a man, you are both in high school. Sorry, lol I just hate that stupid shit. He's a GUY. You've been reading too many "10 Ways To Please Your Man" magazines and figure you're suddenly in a relationship with a man, pfff.

I FUCKING HATE TEENAGERS AHHH!!! I am ashamed to be one, I can't fucking stand them.

And yes, I'm another one of these bitter motherfuckers. In my eyes after that story, your guy is a fucking pussy who just pulled that stupid shit for sex, and you're a dumbass slut who can't see through it and let yourself get taken advantage of.

Believe me, lol I hate that I get pissed and that paranoid about it.

So.... virgin for life?

Nah, I just usually kill the girl afterwards and convince myself it was justified somehow.

Kidding.. Honestly though, I've had 3 partners, and was only in love with the last one (only time I've ever been in love) and after that, lol I know I'll never be a fuckin dumbass with sex again, like way too many teenagers. When I take over the world, it's gonna be amish style til you're 30.

You sound like a very sad and lonely person.

Hey, that sounds like the thing I did for my girlfriend...

I first cooked her diner (an ovendish with potatoes and a ham-cheese-leek-sauce), after which I send her to time-out...

I ironed my white shirt, prepared the table with candles and wine, and went to get her... I was cooking in a tshirt, so she was really pleased to see me in my shirt... she was completely stunned when she entered the kitchen... We had a romantic diner, and I gave her her first gift (a poster with a lamb, she loves lambs, thinks they are so cute)...

Because her friends refused to leave the house (damn them!!), we went for a walk to the park (were we had to break in :-) ... I took a bottle a wine out of my backpack (another surprise) and we enjoyed a quiet glass under the nightly sky...

When we got back, we watched some tv, until her friends got to bed... I then lit her a fire, and gave her a mug (she collects mugs)... We finished the last of the wine and continued by drinking warm chocolatmilk and roosting marshmallows...

When we went upstairs I read her a part of Shakespeare's Romeo and Julliet that I had memorised... after that we went to bed...

and, no, sex wasn't involved... Romance isn't dead, it's just hiding...

--SEmper

Actually doing shit like that makes you very suave to most girls. And thats the best kind of pimp to be. This allows you to be the guy all the girls flock to at parties and such because you have a calm sexy-ness to you. I have done shit like make dinner for girls and it not only affects the girl you're doing it for but they tell other girls and they all want you to do it too, because they buy into the mushy love stuff. The first time I did it, 3 other hot chicks asked me when they would get dinner from me the next day at school. Sure you may have to spend a couple bucks on some ingredients and a couple hours (at most) in the kitchen but hey, the after effects are worth the effort.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

You sound like a very sad and lonely person.

I'm not as bad with it anymore (believe it or not, lol). To borrow a line from Heat, "I'm alone.. I'm not lonely." I'm not all sad about it anymore. I got into self-injury for awhile, and laid out this whole plan to kill myself one day. Left work halfway through my shift, went to a nearby apartment building, lol but roof door was locked. So I was gonna jump out of the 10th floor window after smashing it with a brick, and I was face to face with it, then before I knew it I was headin back down the stairs, and that was the last time I thought about killin myself.

So yeah, not too sad/lonely anymore, now just really really angry about certain things. I can't decide which has been worse to deal with, lol.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Work? You mean putting in my dole cheque?

Trippy that's the first time I've actually laughed out loud on totse in a while. Congratulations.

Anyway to the dumb girl who started this topic: wow your boyfriend made you dinner and christmas lights isn't that romantic? Want to know why he did it? To get laid. That's right, it wasn't to be dashing or anything, he did it for the sex.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

But hey look at it this way, you must be a pretty good lay if a guy's willing to go that far for some sex. Have you considered a career as a lady of the evening?

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quote:Originally posted by Unhinged:

a bunch of naive bullshit

It doesn't take a confident man to COOK FOOD. Matter of fact, if it took him 2 1/2 years to finally pull through, boy's got nuts the size of anorexic raisins. The sex is probably more amazing with his girls on the side, and if he isn't taking advantage of your naivety then he must not be good enough in bed to procure girls on the aforementioned side.

Hmm, what's next...his dinner could barely kick his own ass, but then again a stiff breeze could too (that same breeze that manages to satisfy your "not ugly" ass in bed [seriously, I'm calling bullshit on that on the grounds that if you were ugly you probably wouldn't admit it.]).

I'll admit, this guy would scare me a little. If Chief Shrinking Grapes is as much of a pussy as your story makes him out to be, I'd be afraid to be within 10 feet of him without a certified A.B.C. (Anal Bum Cover) equipped and armed.

"He's romantic cause he thought it up and followed through with it". It's not hard to follow through with a MEAL, especially when it satisfies his natural need to procreate with the living ham that is YOU. Not to mention HE DIDN'T THINK IT UP. He literally picked the 100% most unoriginal thing to do on Valentines Day. He even had the flowers to confirm he wasn't thinking for himself. 50000 POINTS!!!

You're not lucky to have him, anybody with half a dick can cook up Generic Valentine A when necessary, and some of them might not cheat on you as much as he. Hmm, upgrades!

In short: Fuck you and your garlic bread.

I agree 100% with the above poster.

I agree 100% with the above 2 posters.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Sounds like he's a pussy.

I would have showed up with a six-pack and a box of condoms.

My kinda guy.

Have you people ever heard the saying "Let it be"?

Why try to push your own obvious bitterness on me? I'm happy, you're not. I'm deeply sorry, and hope that someday you can find relationships that are fulfilling and trustworthy as mine is.

That's all I have to say.

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