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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-02-14, 15:34
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Default KISS MY ASS ST. VALENTINE!

I FUCKING HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!

This isn't cause i don't have a girlfriend(i don't though) I just hate the hole fuckin thing and if I hear another male human being say "happy valentines day" I'm gonna punch them the fuck out rip there nuts off and jam down there own god damned throught!

What are your thoughts on this?
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Old 2004-02-14, 17:05
NumB-nUTz NumB-nUTz is offline
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well i dunno but i just wanted to wish you happy valentines day!
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Old 2004-02-14, 18:16
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quote:Originally posted by davidc538:

I FUCKING HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!

This isn't cause i don't have a girlfriend(i don't though) I just hate the hole fuckin thing and if I hear another male human being say "happy valentines day" I'm gonna punch them the fuck out rip there nuts off and jam down there own god damned throught!

What are your thoughts on this?

you need to get out of the house more. and get friends
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Old 2004-02-14, 20:18
weenis3000 weenis3000 is offline
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Throw a Valentine's day mini-party and invite some friends and sluts. You'll like St. Valentine then.
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Old 2004-02-14, 23:14
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I watched The Valentine's Day Massicre on cable. Cheered me right up.
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Old 2004-02-14, 23:20
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Valentine's Day has always been a reason to drown my love problems at the bottom of a Tequila bottle.

I'm getting shit-faced tonight.

This post will probably be the last thing I remember of today.

*Throws back shot*
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Old 2004-02-15, 00:21
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I got 2 valentines day cards and a stuffed bear with some chocolate. Maybe v-day will suck next year, but this year it kicks ass.
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Old 2004-02-15, 01:37
Rico Rico is offline
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Do we have International Slim Day where every person of normal size celebrates the fact that they're not fat, whilst the fat guys and girls drown their sorrows in liquor?

No, 'cos that would be DISCRIMINATORY! ¬_¬

Instead we invent a holiday designed to piss off single people. Yeah, that includes me (else I'd be off having wild sex instead of posting this). Fucking Valentine's Day.
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Old 2004-02-15, 01:59
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This year I'm not even thinking about sex. I've been working a paper that is due this Thursday. Needs to be seven pages and right now I only have enough material for five, with three pages down.
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Old 2004-02-15, 02:32
Corrupt Civilian Corrupt Civilian is offline
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God bless the poor saps, me included.
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Old 2004-02-15, 07:45
Gillibiabtiag Gillibiabtiag is offline
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I think topics like this are your way of making yourself feel better, because no-one loves you. Let me console you:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Miserable fool!

Hope that helped.
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Old 2004-02-15, 08:32
jebuonag jebuonag is offline
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quote:This year I'm not even thinking about sex. I've been working a paper that is due this Thursday. Needs to be seven pages and right now I only have enough material for five, with three pages down.

What the hell are you doing working on it now? Procarstinate and start on it Wednesday night like a normal kid. Geez, kids these days... What the fuck...

I didn't even notice it was St. Valentine's Day until just a few hours ago when one of the family pointed it out, so I'm all good. Don't really care; it's just another day to me. They all seem to suck to me at this time in my life. I just try to remain optimistic as the rest of you should. Hopefully by this time next year you'll be able to look back and see how things have improved.
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Old 2004-02-15, 23:06
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you guys are all right *starts drink suaza* waahhhhhhhhhh! that burns
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Old 2004-02-15, 23:37
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ever year these drama queens bitch and moan about valentines day. every year i wonder if ill ever understand exactly why these singles are upset.
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Old 2004-02-16, 04:15
Corrupt Civilian Corrupt Civilian is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

ever year these drama queens bitch and moan about valentines day. every year i wonder if ill ever understand exactly why these singles are upset.

It must be because you've never been lonely in your life and you've always been happy about everything and you've never been single and your life has always been perfect.
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Old 2004-02-16, 05:16
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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I helped my mom empty out her recently-deceased fiancee's apartment.

Fuck Valentine's Day square in its ass. The solely commercial aspect of the holiday was bad enough, but now its capability for producing a peak in one's misery under the right circumstances has landed it squarely on my shitlist.

And I didn't even have a shitlist. I had to start one just for this purpose.
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Old 2004-02-16, 05:21
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Corrupt Civilian:

It must be because you've never been lonely in your life and you've always been happy about everything and you've never been single and your life has always been perfect.

or maybe im not so needy that i cant have fun being single as well as not retarded enough to get angry at someone else for having something i dont. actually, thats why im not pissy everyday. im not pissy on valentines day is because its just another day.
 
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