 Guide To Pick Up Women
I'm not the author of this but its informative & humorous...aimed at the 18+ age...
Picking up women is really just a matter of having the guts to go talk to them... Especially at a bar. I have gone out with alot of guys who are good looking but are too shy to talk to any girls.. They go home alone....
I play a little different game. I like to let a girl get to know me first.. If you can get a girl to want you without hitting on her you have sealed the deal for a long long time. That means you can ALWAYS count on them for sex whenever you cross their path.. If you like me you don't settle down on one girl. Anyway I may be getting ahead of myself..
vitobrata's guide to picking up chicks.
First you need to realize a few things about women. If you did not already know there are certain things women look for in a man...to list a few IMPORTANT ones:
They want someone their friends approve of ( yes there are exceptions, but rarely)
You should not be a threat (you do not want a girl to think you are just trying to have sex with her, this can be a problem for many men as they get more and more drunk)
You should be finacially secure (although you may not think so even if a girl is looking for a one night stand this can be a factor, I said stable, not a millionaire, unless she's a gold digger then you will have to fake it or your screwed)
They want someone who APPEARS in control
If you can present these major qualities I assure you the chances of scoring are much higher.
Choosing a Target:
I have seen alot of guys go flying up to the hottest girl in the place when she is obviously out of their league, alway a total burn. Sure they will let you buy them a drink and waste the whole night on them, ,why not. Most of the girls I know go out LOOKING for this. (see women are different from men, alot of times they go out but they are not looking to score, they DON"T want to talk to someone they are attracted to, they want someone who is safe because they don't have feelings for them, hence them hanging out with homo's all the time) So they love these idiots who swarm them, it's an ego boost for them.. Trust me I know girls who TELL ME THEY DO THIS. These are the girls the "Negative hit" article would be good for. How do you tell who to use this on? Experience, If you know people and you have been in the game for awhile you can tell the stuck up bar fly from a mile away. Best advice, do the best you can. Go out with the attitude of "I'm going to get as many NO's as I can" Trust me, picking up women is just like sales. You have to get 10 no's to get 1 yes. Lucky for you the odds are in your favor because I have never seen any guy get turned down in that ratio.
Now lets talk about things you can do to improve your chances..
Nice clothes. Now dress for the masses, that means normal clothes. Try to wear the kind of clothes you see guys wearing who are already WITH they type of girl you want... Pretty simple concept huh?
Shoes for some girls are critical, you don't have to go buy new ones but keep them shined and looking nice. If you have the money buy shoes and clothes.
Learn something about fashion. You don't wear black shoes with a brown belt. If your having that much trouble with it just pick up a GQ magazine and just dress like the model that you think looks the most like you. REMEMBER THE MOST LIKE YOU. Don't try to poll of some wierd Euro look or something when your obviously NOT from europe.
The last quick piece of advice I can give is DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD TO EARLY!!!!
I have seen so many guys who are doing so good just to destroy it because they get too drunk and start getting to aggressive.. You want the girl to think you MIGHT be interested, not totally in love. YES GUYS SOMETIMES THIS MEANS LETTING THEM GO HOME WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Trust me, in the long run you are setting yourself up for the biggest home run in the future if you learn to do this. Especially if one of their friends is sick or something. You look like the SUPER NICE GUY WHO WAS SOOOOO CUTE AND SWEET. Help them get a cab, whatever anything you can, ...but get the phone number. Have you ever met a girl somewhere and had a good talk and somehow you got separated or they just left or whatever.. What happens the next time you see that girl... SHE ALREADY TRUSTS YOU, see YOU did not try to take ADVANTAGE of her. YOU are one of the GOOD ones. I assure you they will let you go places then NO other guy would be able to go.... Like their apartement or to a friends house, they will trust you because even if you don't think so every girl considers you a threat untill you PROVE otherwise.
Now I know this is difficult but if you have been doing this for a couple of years you will already have girls that think YOUR ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, from previous endevors and if your like me they have been ringing your cell phone all night anyway. So you let your new Prospect go home THINKING OF THE NICE GUY SHE JUST MET and you call one of the other girls.. Now granted if you reading this you probably don't have any girls on the back burner, but you will if you keep using this system.
Locking it down in the conversation:
The key in the conversation is to show very strong interest in the girl in short intervals. Then you need to act indifferent. She must not think you are a lock, if she does she will quickly go into "is there anyone else better here" mode. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose the key is to not screw up and end up playing that game. YOU must be in control.. If things are taking this route.......walk away. Cut your losses and look elsewhere. I assure you it will not affect the outcome anyway. If she wants you she will come back.
If a girl is totally into you... well my friend, you most likely have sold yourself short on the quality of women you COULD be picking up.
I could write about this all day, but I have to go to work.
vito
Addendum: "Curse of the Fat Girl with a Pretty face"
Warning if the girl you are talking to has a friend who is, not so attractive, beware. You must find SOMEONE for her to talk to or you are doomed. This is the "fat friend". When you are doing battle with the "fat friend" it is critical that you do not ignore her..... I know it is difficult but you MUST include her in your witty banter. As soon as she feel alienated she will go into "I'm saving you mode", we have all seen it, a girl talking to a guy she is obviously interested in and her friend is trying to drag her away constantly, the reason........ " I have to save you from that guy". Now from my studies of "FATTUS PRETIUS FACSUS" or, FGWPF, this is in fact NOT what she really means.... Let me try to expalin. FGWPF was not a raving beauty in highschool often she has the potential to be attractive but has never had the self discipline to limit her massive intake of junk food or excercise on a regular basis.. Often she will tell you lenthy stories of going to he gym and dieting but, hey lets face it, look at yourself honey, your fat, you expect us to believe you work out? This troubled female lives through her slender and attractive friends. She like the control she has over them by saying a guy is "no good for her" ect. It gives her a feeling of rejecting men that she would never get on her own. Unfortuanty her friends LISTEN to her, they actually think she knows what a player is because she could ONLY have had men with a GOOD personality because after all, she is FAT. Ahh so in many ways you are really selling FGWPF on yourself and not you intended target... This, when you are aware of it simplifies the whole system right... WRONG, there is a secret alarm clock built into FGWPF, a time limit of sorts. Sometime around 10:30pm-12:30am FGWPF WILL WANT TO ORDER PIZZA. This is the only time she can eat whatever she wants because her slender friends are eating it too, in her mind she will look like them if she eats like them. Remember slender friends are NOT going to want to eat pizza in front of you, this poses quite a delema. Do we feed FGWPF to shut her up and use her as a tool to get the girls out of the bar? Or do we hope our game has been so strong that our target will break away from FGWPF and come with us....... That you will have to decide for yourself.
Pointers: If the decision is to FEED FGWPF try to keep the affair quick, you can entice her by saying " were going to go back to our place and order pizza", often they will jump at that suggestion simply because they don't have to bring it up.
Warning do not overfeed FGWPF or you will have a Fat girl who needs to go home and puke and guess who's going with her?
Gold team members: A gold team will have a "preselected" guy who's only job is to distract FGWPF, a well trained one will often play the ultra nice guy and put in good words for the others, often this guy is married, however he better not wear his ring because FGWPF will lose interest quickly if he is not availible. She likes to feel like a peer with her slender friends.
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2004-02-14, 09:52
