I get as more than I could possibly want. Think of me tonight... in bed... alone.

Note ; Hello LSA King.

I'll think of you when I'm pulling off, alone in bed. How about that?

PS: I'm gonna become a pornstar, shag all the top quality bitches, then think of you on my night off, whilst I'm tugging my log.

No you're not.

Trippy, your dog doesnt count. I read your recent post about you being normal because you claim to have sex 5 times a day...your full of fucking shit. Kinda funny how people who brag about fucking so many bitches (YOUR DOG!), or how they have a big dick, dont do or have either.



And plus, anyone who posts on this sight is just like you...a big fat fucking loser with way to much time on their hands.

EDIT: bitch!

EDIT: God damn it I hate fucking loser like you. Hey you really want to get some pussy? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

bitch!

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At least he's free from sexual tension.

Damn, I haven't had sex in the better part of a year. 8 months or so. And the sad thing is I don't even miss it.

I used to have a lot of sex. A lot of amazingly good sex. Now I'm sexless. :*( And that's sad.

(Better than having bad sex, I suppose.)

I'm adding a question to make this thread better:

What's worse? No sex or bad sex?

Bad sex...masturbation is better than bad sex...Christ.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Now I'm sexless.

Failed sex-change operation, eh?

quote:What's worse? No sex or bad sex?

duhh, joke?

Bad is worse than none at all.

I've not had it for a year and I could fuck anything female right now, as long as she has a pulse thats sweet, actually fuck that, she doesn't even need a pulse, as long as shes still warm!!!

I need a fuck right now!!!

You don't know how bad it is, I'm punching walls and stuff.

It's not healthy

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some say sex is like pizza

even when its bad, it still pretty good.

I had a seafood pizza once. Every so often you'd take a nag and there'd be bits of sand in it. It wasn't good. And the mixture of fishy smell with tomato and cheese just wasn't nice.

some say sex is like pizza

these people are fucking idiots

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

I get as more than I could possibly want. Think of me tonight... in bed... alone.

Wierd and slightly disturbing how likelihood to reproduce is inversly proportional to intelligence. No offence meant Trippy, but "I get as more than I could possibly want" just made me remember the sad fact that nerds don't get laid.

When I was unemployed, I used to have sex 4-9 times daily, for 2 months straight.

Sometimes I felt as if I was sick of having sex...till she spread her legs, then everything in the world was great.

I'll be thinking of all of you next time I'm tied spreadeagled to the bed, with lesbian porn blaring in the background, knives, feathers, tongue and fingernails being run up and down my chest, my nipple piercings being pulled and bitten until I scream, and my girlfriend gyrating over my crotch.

Think of me next time you have a tube sock over your dick. God I love the sexually frustrated. I don't even think I'd enjoy sex without the thought of them sitting alone in front of their porn, the smell of marijuana and bodor odour mixing with their stale semen.

I had sex today for 2 and a half hours non stop... it was the best sex of my life ( yet )

Threads like these bring out the sick fuck in everyone.

I've only had sex four or five times with the same girl, and 2 of those times were really, REALLY bad. It was hardly worth it. But I guess that it shouldn't count too much because it was our first times.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Think of me next time you have a tube sock over your dick.

It's surprising what a bit of make-up can do.

bad sex is like bad masturbation... it doesnt exsist.

You've obviously never had a nipple piercing bitten halfway out of your nipple and ruined a good set of bedsheets.

Bad sex exists, anyone who claims it doesn't is just desperate enough to enjoy anything.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

You've obviously never had a nipple piercing bitten halfway out of your nipple and ruined a good set of bedsheets.

Bad sex exists, anyone who claims it doesn't is just desperate enough to enjoy anything.

of course not, i wouldnt look like a douche bag by getting my nipple(s) pierced. either way, thats not bad sex. if you cant control the situation, thats your problem. a vagina will always feel nicer than a hand, the end.

Bullshit. Would you fuck a 300lb woman with genital warts and ragged vaginal scabs and a heinous body odour problem in 45 degree heat just because "It's a vagina"?

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Bullshit. Would you fuck a 300lb woman with genital warts and ragged vaginal scabs and a heinous body odour problem in 45 degree heat just because "It's a vagina"?

well it seems as if we can glean two things from this. first, you dont understand and thats whats causing you to write off the wall nonsense like the above. second, you live in some shithole country that uses the metric system since you seem to think "45 degrees" gives the idea of something very hot. so heres what you do:

realize that 45 degrees is rather cool. then go think in creative and different ways until you understand. ill even give you some hints: your nipples are not involved in sex. using a disgusting partner as an example does not prove bad sex. try starting with this premise... according to idiots, you can have good sex and "bad" sex with the same person. now you go ahead and tell us how bad this "bad" sex is and what the cause of it was. then you will see why i do not believe in "bad sex".

I actually agree with him. I don't think you can have bad sex. I mean, you're always in control of the situation. If it's bad you must be doing something wrong.

Even if your country uses imperial, you still have to resort to the metric system for anything requiring precision. The entire world is changing to metric for a simple reason ; It's BETTER.

And the disgusting partner isn't needed. A thousand things can make sex with a good partner bad, excessive heat, dehydration, a bad hangover, drugs, shaving stubble, trying to do it on a metal staircase, bad menstrual cramps, getting chocolate sauce all over your bedsheets, etc. etc. etc.

And bad sex usually refers to a lack of sexual chemistry. Go ahead and glean all you like from this. Simply put ; people who don't believe in bad sex haven't had enough.

Or maybe I just don't care about *gasp* a stain on my bed sheets! Enough to let it ruin my...evening.

Wait a second. My first blow job lasted almost 2 and half hours. It sucked... not like it's supposed to. So bad sex does exist. But the next time we did that, I *took control* and gave her some advice, direction and general feedback and it was better. And I was only like 14-15 and I was able to make shit sex into good sex.

Yes bad sex exists. But it’s a problem you're in control of.

-Nocuous

And menstrual cramps?

If you having bad sex it's because your dick is not good enough

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Even if your country uses imperial, you still have to resort to the metric system for anything requiring precision. The entire world is changing to metric for a simple reason ; It's BETTER.

And the disgusting partner isn't needed. A thousand things can make sex with a good partner bad, excessive heat, dehydration, a bad hangover, drugs, shaving stubble, trying to do it on a metal staircase, bad menstrual cramps, getting chocolate sauce all over your bedsheets, etc. etc. etc.

And bad sex usually refers to a lack of sexual chemistry. Go ahead and glean all you like from this. Simply put ; people who don't believe in bad sex haven't had enough.

like i said, in my world, bad sex doesnt exsist. maybe you are a pussy and cant handle some heat or a little mess. personally shit like that doesnt bother me in the least. to me, getting off while hot and sweaty is better than not getting off while hot and sweaty.

Men:

1)Physically: No such thing as bad sex? (I don't know I've never had sex with a penis.)

2)Emotionally: You're in love with your girl, you go away for a wekk or 2. Come back, have sex to realize there's no "connection". Physically, you might get your load off but mentally, you're going nuts trying to figure out what's missing.

Women:

1)Physically: Small dick, no sex skills, no rhythm. The list can go on and on.. oh, rape is bad sex.

2)Emotionally: When you know he's using you, when something is "missing".

These are just examples, whether I'm a male or female, I would rather have NO sex than bad sex.

And there's DEFINITELY bad sex.

Bad sex or no sex??

The answer is relative based on how long it has been since you got some, and how easy it is for you to get good sex. Supply and demand controls pretty much everything.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Bad sex or no sex??

The answer is relative based on how long it has been since you got some, and how easy it is for you to get good sex. Supply and demand controls pretty much everything.

unless you have a stable of people at your disposal and could literally be fucking every minute of the day, i dont see how no sex could be better than sex. even then, not having sex wouldnt be better, but spending the time fucking someone else might be. i guess some people just either dont like sex or dont know how to get themselves off.

^the reason you don't see it is probably you are a normal guy. Based on previous posts, I think mojo is a fairly attractive young female. She is having a dry spell because she is trapped emotionally with some passive agressive loser. Not because she cannot go out and find a stud in a couple hours or less. If her options were really limited, eventually her standards for good sex would change.

Trippy, would you say that the people on this message board have their irony detectors turned off?

Yes. And they don't get laid enough.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Note ; Hello LSA King.



Oh your so original you 14 year old boy. Go back to listening to your 50 cent "P.I.M.P." because thats the closest you will ever come to becoming one.

Ohhh and I must comment it is quite nice of you to think of me in your spare time. However don't get all gay on me now m'kay?

I wouldn't dream of it. Not even the lowest of the perverted faggots would want to fuck you.

If sex were like pizza I could just call up and order it, and spend only $10.

For the amount of posts you write on this sight, you dont have sex at all...

For someone with almost 4000 posts, you have way to much fucking time on your hands.

Im done with you, take your dogs and get out of here.

Thats what he means by his bitches anyway, his many doggies...

I'm glad you don't believe me. It makes me feel that my sex life is unbelievable.