one night, this girl smoked me a bunch of meth. i didn't sleep the whole night and went to work the next day feeling fine. after work, i went to my girlfriends house and she ended up giving me head. when i came, she spit it out and told me that it tasted like chemicals. she said that it tasted like a crushed up pill. could this have been the meth? she gave me head last night and had no problem swallowing.

Well, I do know that certain foods will make your cum taste differently, but I don't know about drugs, or meth in particular.

Well meth is toxic and the body will exude it in every way it can.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Well meth is toxic and the body will exude it in every way it can.

Good point.

It'd be funny if she swallowed it and then tweaked. A-hur-hur.

Dont let her spit next time...

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

It'd be funny if she swallowed it and then tweaked. A-hur-hur.



Laughing My Ass Off.

More than a few times, I have used this logic to get head. As in "I just did a bunch of shit, so if you want some I'll give you a semen-soaked speedball, start suckin'".

the answer to the topics question is yes, and onions, and garlic taste like shit too. but, if she is tasting it, then shes doing it wrong. the head of your dick is supposed to be at the back of her throat when you cum, that way it passes up the taste buds in her mouth.and she can swallow to her hearts content

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

Dont let her spit next time...

lol, that's fucked up, but still funny, lol

Nah, Shelli...you want her to savour the taste for awhile...roll it around in her mouth like a good wine...

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

Well, I do know that certain foods will make your cum taste differently, but I don't know about drugs, or meth in particular.

Wrong. Your digestive system and your reproductive system have no link whatsoever. You can't eat anything that will make it taste worse or better. This has been posted before, geez.

quote:Originally posted by Nzyme:

Wrong. Your digestive system and your reproductive system have no link whatsoever. You can't eat anything that will make it taste worse or better. This has been posted before, geez.

Just because you've said something before doesn't mean that the second time it will be true. Have you ever noticed that the sweat of people who eat a lot of garlic smells like garlic? Applies to cum too. Either that, or everyone in the world is wrong but you.

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

Nah, Shelli...you want her to savour the taste for awhile...roll it around in her mouth like a good wine...



Thats right, collect your cum in a jar and have your girl drink it and ask her if it gets better with age.

you could even ejaculate on her evening meal for an added bonus...

why a jar lets go for the ice cube tray also good for when friends just drop around

quote:Originally posted by cherrysprinkles:

why a jar lets go for the ice cube tray also good for when friends just drop around



Thats the best thought I have heard all day. I should do that and serve it to some hot girl someday when I am working behind the grill at your local Mc. D's. Slipping a homemade cumshot in your drink. While your wandering what that slimmy stuff is sticking to your throat I will be laughing my ass off burning my hands on the grill.

Dont burn your cock if you try to shoot a load into a burger...

And is that the "special sauce" they have?

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

Dont burn your cock if you try to shoot a load into a burger...

And is that the "special sauce" they have?



Better then some spics who fucked up Taco Bell in my area in the mid-late 90's by crapping in food and putting it in the bean sauce. The guy who owned it had 3 other branches in the city and had to close all of them but one and that one was half broke and in debt hundreds of thousands thanks to a class action lawsuit. If I was that manager I would have hired the mob to shoot those kids.

Thats like going from making $500,000 a year to barely paying off your bills thanks to these dipshits.

Taco Bell in 2000 just started making a come back in this city (medium suburb of 145,000).

i use to spit in people's drinks when they were assholes. one time i had a big cut on my finger and i would run the soda over it as it went into the cup. i only did this to assholes though.

quote:Originally posted by cherrysprinkles:

why a jar lets go for the ice cube tray also good for when friends just drop around



Is that what you like to do?

I eat raw cloves of garlic everyday, and i get the "garlic cum" a lot. Not fuckin joking either. I didn't believe it myself but girls keep sayin it.