Right, well I'm in Junior High and this girl who's quite a loser likes me alot (as I'm told be her friends) and I'm looking for a polite way to tell her to beat it, without seeming like a jerk. The problem is that everything I ever say is totally rude and offensive (in person) so does anyone have any good ideas?

You're in junior high, it doesn't matter.

You know, i can't stand people like you who have popularity issues. You don't think the poor girl has feelings? What, you're too good for her now? You're too good for all of us? For christ's sake, you're posting on totse, how fucking important can your public image be!!

Man, listen it's not a popularity thing, she's just pretty homely.

And man, I don't want to be a prick about it and say "Beat it ugly" or something.

In that case, congrats on wanting to not hurt her feelings. Instead of wanting to completely break it off with her, you could simply say that you'd much rather be friends.

N.B. Don't be too friendly, or she'll think you're still interested.

Good call, but what should I say to her...?

2 approaches, completely ignore her, but then in a few years you might regret it, the second way would be to just say that your really sorry, but you dont think it was meant to be, or something along those lines. Just don't flat out say that I don't like you because you are not attractive.

Yeah I think I'll do that.

Hahaha it's just that I always say things that most people are thinking but don't say.

It's sometimes a bit of an annoyance, but it works well when you want things to just flow, ya know.

Just wondering, you said she was a loser, is she hot at all? Is the reason your not wanting to go out with her because of her popularity, because of her looks, both?

Both man, she's pretty ugly, quite a loser, and somewhat irritatiing.

I plan on using the I'd rather be good friends thing you said. But secretly mean friends from a distance.

Thanks for the help!

Np.

A GIRL actually likes YOU?!?! Haha, just kiddin alex man. I'm actually gonna give you decent advice. The best way to fix this situation is to not give her any signals whatsoever that you're remotely interested, which might be hard for you considering... well, yeah. Just don't be an asshole about it. THINK before you speak. Difficult concept, I know. Just find another chick dude. That usually works.

Well, let me start by saying, dont completely blow it off with her. A few girls I knew like that turned out to be knockouts in high school. But just let her know your not intrested simply by saying, Im not intrested. Thats what I would do.