for me it would be 1 and a half meteres i was jerkin of forn some girl in a play ground (yes a playground) and my load just shot off like a pistol.

Paedophile

I hope the girl was the teacher or something because otherwise you are a Sick Fuck!

The good thing is I can cure you; just follow the instructions below:



1) Find a carrot, a tarrot and a parrot.

2) Kill the parrot and burn his body and cook the carrot.

3) Cut yourself with the edge of the tarrot card and drip the blood onto the carrot.

4) Shove the carrot up your ASS!

This will cure you by burning the nerves in your child fucking prostrate and making your dick shrivel into a flacid limp moldy rod of cheese.

[This message has been edited by Quantum (edited 02-12-2004).]

You know, he didn't say it was while school was in session, she could've been his age.

I was thinking that same thing.

But why were you jerking off in front of her anyways?

quote:Originally posted by discharge4:

I was thinking that same thing.

But why were you jerking off in front of her anyways?

My question is why would you not jerk off in front of her?

Not far enough, thats for damn sure.

Did you get any on her?

god dammit in my eye once- a truly horrible experience...

How do we know this isn't just a joke or the guy is just a perverted little 13 year old that like masterbating to girls his own age?

quote:Originally posted by bLindSPot5446:

god dammit in my eye once- a truly horrible experience...

Obviously your not as unfortunate as some to get it in your mouth... When that happened once all I had to say was OWNED! Hey it happens to the best of us

I hit the ceiling once when I was 16. I had been beating off for about 4 hours while heavily loaded on meth. I'd say that's about 7 1/2' vertically.

2 kilometers

Once when I was jackin-it while layin down,and I shot all the way up to my neck.

The Air Force is still trying to figure out who shot down one of their aircraft.