ok, well I've just turned 18 so me and my mate go out to a pub having a BLAST!

so I end up picking up this one ladie, we get back to my place...

and it took me a good half hour to get a boner, and when I did get it up I had a really hard time keeping it up (no pun intended). when I finally did get it about 3/4 up we where at it for about 2 hours and I just could cum.

I normally would blame the booze but I only had 3 beers over about 2 hours.

and this isn't the first time its happen either.

Well, if you don't think ti was the booze (which it could well be), perhaps it's just nerves? Or maybe it just wasn't the night to get laid, who knows?

It's no big deal. There's always the possibility that you're a latent homosexual. Think about it.

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HA HA HA HA HA That is soooo funny. You know something you could be right.

[This message has been edited by DillSandwitch (edited 02-12-2004).]

/\ fuck of you lazy arsed bitch. go and get a job you pathetic excuse for a person and stop bludging off others. Go and whinge at your mothers house about how hard it is to sit on your arse all day.

you are a dumb bitch who needs a slap upside the head and if i were there i would give it to you.

Amanda go and fuck yourself just try that shit and see where it fucking gets you.

knock the fuck onto your 300kg arse.

Matt get your fucking shit out of my house, next weekend it's all going out onto the street!!!

well amatard you little thing.... so precious and precocious.... thinking you rule the world, thinking that you rule over everyone else and that you are more important.... i dont like what you have done to my brothers you using manipulating rectal wart.

all you do is bludge off people and expect them to do everything for you while you sit on your lazy arse and cant even keep a job.

do you expect people to like you when all you do is bitch and moan about what you dont like in other people. Especially when you meet them for the first time and all you do is bitch about their brother/family, continuously.

do you think i care what you think of me? No, I just want you to know that im sick of your shit and if i see you i will take great pleasure in pissing on you square between the eyes.

i guess this should go to B&M now....

flattering.

wake up to yourself amanda, this is ben we both use this user ID, befor you start preaching your dribble try and get the whole story your fucking 12hr's away and don't know shit

quote:Originally posted by DillSandwitch:



Matt get your fucking shit out of my house, next weekend it's all going out onto the street!!!

stuff on street = no more money for you.

I don't have the money, nor do I have the time to come down next weekend because you want to PMS about it

Look, you gotta get that shit out of the room the carpets are all moldy and slimey, i was a bit pissed off at the time i said that shit my beef is with amanda not you, if you can catch a train over i'll give you a lift back with it all it's just gotta got out so i can dump the carpet.



as of you amanda i hope you get AIDS you fucking whore