I decided to break up with my GF and get away from the other girls from some time... She is too nice to me and I need to know a good excuse to break up... or piss her off really bad ( not break her heart ) so we can break up.

Ideas?

Tell her you need a girl that gives good head...cause you just fucking suck

Or how about...going out with you made me realize that im gay

Hmm can we have a three some...cause im tired of having sex with just ONE ugly girl

quote:Originally posted by maurovz:

I decided to break up with my GF and get away from the other girls from some time... She is too nice to me and I need to know a good excuse to break up... or piss her off really bad ( not break her heart ) so we can break up.

Ideas?'

Confess that you cheated on her dipshit.

Serously, this asshole earlier posted a thread about cheating on her. If you have any dignity you'll come clean you pathetic SOB

Girls are made to be loved... All love you all.

[This message has been edited by maurovz (edited 02-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by maurovz:

Girls are made to be cheated on...

LOL!! Make sure you tell every girl you meet that, you'll be doomed to a lifetime of masturbation (as if your poor interpersonal skills and grotesque appearance don't condemn you already).

I see AIDS in your future.

[This message has been edited by LollerScat (edited 02-12-2004).]

"It's not you, it's me." Guaranteed to work with no follow-up questions.

Seriously, is the truth out of the question? Just say that being in a relationship doesn't feel right for you now. That's the advantage of not being married--you can walk away without having to explain yourself much.

"i dont like you anymore"

"bitch."

that'll piss her off. make sure you get a headjob before you say it though.. you know. one for the road.

Maurovz, I sincerely hope she gives you a good, swift kick in the balls no matter what you say.

your making a mistake buddy. keep your girlfriend and look for a new one or new ones...whatever your into.

Exactly, just explain you don't want to be in a relationship right now. What do you think you are doing by just messing around with her? Can't you be man enough to just break up?

tell her you suck donkey dicks (cause you do suck donkey dick, now go find some board with people who are as big a bastards as you)

lol everybody is pissed off at me.. anyways... I'm not the kind of guy who sleep with everygirl I see... no no.. I was just asking a question but some people just hate me I don't know why...

The funniest thing is Lollerscat is here just to piss everyone off .. and because of his fine research he found out that maurovz cheated on her and now everyone hates him!

What a fucking sucker... i hope your girlfriend bites

Hi honey.........

.........I'm gay.