I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the horrible situation Im in:

We had a carnation sale at school but i was absent most of this week so i didnt buy any for my gf. The sales ended yesterday and i didnt buy any so now im in big trouble because my gf and I just went through a rough time with her so she might be completely pissed. I dont kno how to tell her so help would be greatly apprieciated (espiecially from girls)

is your relationship so unstable that it will be ruined by that??

You have three days until Valentines day, right?

I bet in three days you can pick/find/steal some flowers...

I am sure you can get other flowers, but I remember what carnation day was like. Someone delivered them during school and all the cool kids got them, so you think she will feel left out if she does not get one. Find out who is delivering them and get them to agree to take something for you too that you buy on the side. Buy him/her a coke or something. Then go get some other flowers or a balloon or something. If it doesn’t work, then deliver it yourself.

or you could do something original and meaningful instead of buying her the same thing everyone else in school is getting.

or give her some great oral...

Is this really a situation that requires that many exclamation marks? I mean, Valentines Day is so far away, and I'm sure your school doesn't have a monopoly on flowers, or even thoughtful gifts for that matter. Why the hell is this such a big deal?

2+2=5

-Nocuous

You might want to think about getting her a heart shaped balloon. It is kinda embarassing to carry it in, but chicks dig the public attention.

chick definitely dig the attention. bring as much red and pink shit to school as you possibly can (balloons, flowers, card, candy, get creative) and give it to her before class or in the hall. not only is your g/f gonna be blown away but you'll have all her friends and girls around school sweating the don juan stylee.

*Casually strolls into your room and up to your computer, pulls screwdriver out of back pocket, pops off 1/! key off of your keyboard, and casually strolls back out*

There, you've officially been 'helped'

Do you got my school or does every school do that queer shit?

You should be glad you missed it, it gives you a chance to come up with something more original. I mean the thought is nice for someone you like but come on, you can think of something better for your girlfriend. Doing something through the school is like eh, doesn't take any real effort, or thought. Isn't it the thought that counts? I am sure you will come up with something.

Make sure you wear protection, soon enough your girlfriend will be screwing more men than your mother*



*that's alot

Who gives a damn about carnations? You're not required to give her any fucking flowers.

I wasted money at a school carnation sale once. The girl I bestowed them on thought I was just beeng 'sweet' because we were friends before. I never had the guts to tell her otherwise.

Well I won't say never. A few years later I started hanging out with her again, and I had a girlfriend. I let her know that I used to have a huge crush on her. The bitch of the matter is she told me she would have gone out with me if I'd said something. Damn, I haven't thought of that in years.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

I wasted money at a school carnation sale once. The girl I bestowed them on thought I was just beeng 'sweet' because we were friends before. I never had the guts to tell her otherwise.

Well I won't say never. A few years later I started hanging out with her again, and I had a girlfriend. I let her know that I used to have a huge crush on her. The bitch of the matter is she told me she would have gone out with me if I'd said something. Damn, I haven't thought of that in years.

hehe, isnt senility fun?j/k