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Old 2004-02-10, 03:11
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To be scienifically correct, dwarfs. I saw this girl at the movie theater downtown. She was about four feet tall or so, and about 18-ish. Her face was really nice. I wanted to go up and talk to her, but I was afraid of offending her. I wasn't sure how she would take some 5'6 16 year old hitting on her. She might have thought I was doing it to be funny. I feel stupid now, I thought she was adorable. I also wonder if she's had a boyfriend before. I hope to see her again by chance. Anyway, what are your thoughts on relationships with the vertically challenged ?
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Old 2004-02-10, 03:37
Ducky Ducky is offline
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I was friksed by a midget security guard once. On the topic though, just go for it. I don't think I would have a problem with dating a vertically-challenged person, but then again I've never been in that position so I can't say.
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Old 2004-02-10, 03:37
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To be grammatically correct: dwarves.

And I don't find it too masculine when guys are shorter than me so I'd have to say I'm aversed to being with a shorter guy. It's one of my superficial judgement things.

Six ft or taller please.

But I'd go for a shorter chick. The petite thing can be quite cute.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 02-10-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-10, 03:40
Ducky Ducky is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

To be grammatically correct: dwarves.

OK, then I was friksed by a dwarvish security guard once. Thanks for the proper term there, Mojo.
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Old 2004-02-10, 15:02
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quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

I was friksed by a midget security guard once.

Was it Gary Coleman?
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Old 2004-02-10, 19:49
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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go for it, what you gotta lose, and what does ones size matter??

ohw.. and if you wanna know more about sex with midgets, ask good old arms if he's still around
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Old 2004-02-10, 20:18
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Go for it. Why not?

If I was a guy, I'd like short girls, because they'd make me feel manly.

If I was a lesbian, I think I'd like my girlfriend to be a bit bigger than me. Just because we all know I'm insanely insecure.

I can't find short men attractive. I feel bad, but it's not like I can help it.

MrMojo's bi? Hmm, you learn something new everyday.
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Old 2004-02-10, 20:38
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hmmmm, I have never hit on someone with a disability, if you can call this that, but if I did, I think my strategy would be to make friends first.
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Old 2004-02-10, 20:51
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

hmmmm, I have never hit on someone with a disability, if you can call this that, but if I did, I think my strategy would be to make friends first.

If there is one thing you learned

Friends First never works, go with Fuck First, Friends later
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Old 2004-02-10, 21:00
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In normal situations I would agree (even though I can beat the friend zone) but here I think friends first is best. I don't think cracking this friend zone will be all that tough, and the direct approach may seem strange or fail if she is insecure.
 
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