"I'm not a homophobe, but if a gay guy ever touched me i would TOTALLY freak out."

This was from an actual conversation i was having. Now, not only is this a HUGE contradiction, but aggravating too!

For all you people who say "i think all that gay stuff is gross so that means im not gay", well, homophobes are the ones who get the most aroused by gay pornography so deal.

Why can girls be lesbians without too much fuss but when a guy comes out he gets ridiculed and all that? Does it have to do with the fact that most guys think "lesbians are hot" while girls dont usually think gay guys are hot (just my personal experiences).

Just had to get that off my chest. Thanks.

I'm not sure. I dont' like gay guys myself. Just today at school one was checking me out. If I would have said something, one little measily thing, I would have gotten a hate crime ticket. You know why? The cop knows everything about me. So if he does it again tomorrow I don't give a shit.

well why dont you like gay guys?

How does a guy know if a gay guy is "checking him out?" He could have been admiring your outfit in the strict fashion sense. Or he could have been looking at someone else. Or any number of things. Gay men rarely waste their time "checking out" hetero men, though this seems to be a popular point of paranoia among homophobes. From what I know of gay men, they don't want hetero hompophobes any more than hetero homophobes want them. In fact, gay men are more particular about the men they choose than hetero men are about women. Looks, physique, fashion and attitude are all very important, though tastes vary.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

How does a guy know if a gay guy is "checking him out?" He could have been admiring your outfit in the strict fashion sense. Or he could have been looking at someone else. Or any number of things. Gay men rarely waste their time "checking out" hetero men, though this seems to be a popular point of paranoia among homophobes. From what I know of gay men, they don't want hetero hompophobes any more than hetero homophobes want them. In fact, gay men are more particular about the men they choose than hetero men are about women. Looks, physique, fashion and attitude are all very important, though tastes vary.

I know he was checking me out because, valentines day is coming up. This teacher walked up to our table and was like bla bla bla buy something for a girl. Me being the person I am has to be an ass about everything was like "I'm gay". Then there was this big ass laughter from the table. The dude at the other table must have over heard me, thinking I was serious, and I went to go to that table to talk to this girl I'm going to a concert with on Friday, and my friends called me back. They told me and I left the room. Its really fucked up. The lunch room is small too the whole school [student body and staff size] is too. Thats how I know.

quote:Originally posted by oogsmash:

"I'm not a homophobe, but if a gay guy ever touched me i would TOTALLY freak out."



When you hear something like this, always grab his ass, to see what he'd REALLY do...

Note: I can not be held responable for injuries caused in the grabbing of a homophobe's ass.

quote:Originally posted by Oxy-Moron:

When you hear something like this, always grab his ass, to see what he'd REALLY do...

Note: I can not be held responable for injuries caused in the grabbing of a homophobe's ass.

i was actually thinking about asking him how he would feel if a guy kissed him while i look at him longingly...

HAHAH ive done that. its fucking funny

The fags are....disgusting. The penalty for gayness/rape (when provasble) should be death.

quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

The fags are....disgusting. The penalty for gayness/rape (when provasble) should be death.

you're an ass ^^

I doesnt bother me as long as they dont hit on me.

Be blunt about it. Tell him that you don't want your poop on his dick.



I personally don't care if somones gay or not.

quote:Originally posted by oogsmash:

For all you people who say "i think all that gay stuff is gross so that means im not gay", well, homophobes are the ones who get the most aroused by gay pornography so deal.



What The Flying Fuck are you talking about fag?

quote:Originally posted by LSA King:



What The Flying Fuck are you talking about fag?

im saying that the people who are scared of gays or whatever are the ones who are repressing their homosexual feelings.

and the fact that you just called me a fag kinda makes me think SOMEONE here is repressing something...

^How can you justify insinuating that some dip-shit is homosexual because he called you a fag; you are perpetuating the cycle, or in effect you just said: I’m not a fag, you’re a fag.

I am also curious what makes you think homophobes are just a bunch of closet gays.

I kissed a guy once.NEVER AGAIN. Although my gf told me that she would think its hot if a guy is bi.IDK maybe sometime.

quote:Originally posted by Sagewisher3:

^How can you justify insinuating that some dip-shit is homosexual because he called you a fag; you are perpetuating the cycle, or in effect you just said: I’m not a fag, you’re a fag.

I am also curious what makes you think homophobes are just a bunch of closet gays.

ok ok, i admit it, that was a little rash of me.



i dont think all homophobes are closet gays, i just wonder why homophobes are scared of them. i mean, people are people no matter what. who cares if they prefer the company of men instead of women! theres no reason at all to hate/not like/ridicule them.

Has anyone ever wondered why both man and woman were created and why only men and women can produce offspring?

Ok thats stupid.

If i dont like blacks people dont say"oh, he must be part black"

If i dont like dumbasses people dont say "oh, he must be kinda dumb'

But if i dont like gays "oh hes a fag then"

How does that line from some Shakespeare work go? "methinks thou doth protest too much." Or something like that. Implies that the squeakier the wheel, the more it wants to get greased. It may or may not be true, but those who so vigorously dispute something seem to be trying to "hide" something, consciously or not.

I'm not saying I believe this necessarily, but it's a theory.

quote:Originally posted by oogsmash:

im saying that the people who are scared of gays or whatever are the ones who are repressing their homosexual feelings.

and the fact that you just called me a fag kinda makes me think SOMEONE here is repressing something...



Ok obviously you didn't get the pun of calling you a "fag".

You are a sick degenerate and its homosexuals like you that make those homosexuals who are conservative look bad and make hatred towards homosexuals by saying that denying homosexuals we are not only homophobs (your stereotype) but we have suppressed feelings towards men ourselves. You Sir need to go fuck yourself, a dildo preferrably.



Try being none-gay and having those same thoughts and arguements and you will see why straight guys are laughing at you.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Implies that the squeakier the wheel, the more it wants to get greased.

OMG I'm laughing so hard right now