Whoo, what a weird topic this is, but it's true.

My ex-girlfriend and I showered together all the time. At first, it was a sexual thing to do, but as we progressed, it became more purposeful: getting clean, of course.

In the six months since my ex and I broke up, I have showered with nearly all of my female friends in a non-sexual manner.

I now find it depressing when I go to take a shower, because there's nobody to talk to, and no backs to help wash. I find myself wondering how I ever managed to take a shower before and not be lonely.

Nope, not looking for advice here or anything like that. Just saying something about myself that I now find particularly odd.

Something that was fun is now mundane. Why wouldn't you be depressed? Look on the bright side. You've seen all your female friends naked.

quote:Originally posted by Dromiceius:

Something that was fun is now mundane. Why wouldn't you be depressed? Look on the bright side. You've seen all your female friends naked.

Yeah

ya man. I know what you mean about getting used to little things like that. even after just a weekend of sleeping in the same bed with my girlfriend, the bed seems so much bigger when she isnt there. the best part is when I have a bad dream and I can wake her up a little so she hugs me. that is what I miss during the week.

on topic: we used to shower together as a sexual thing too, but then it became more functional: its so easy when theres two people. now, we're all about the baths. you just need variety! we got bored with the sex part of showers, so now its the sex part of baths. when that gets old, we can go back to the showers! nice refreshing loop.

dont worry. you got conditioned to showering with another person in 6 months, so in a few months of showering alone, you'll get used to that again. think of it like that.

what a coincidence! i just showered for the first time with someone. it wasnt even really about the sex either. just a functional kinda "suprise! im naked in the shower with you!" kinda thing. lots of fun. hope i get to do it again soon.

Bathing with someone is always fun! It's nice having someone there who can scrub all of your hard to reach places.

I miss showers with my ex too, sometimes I can entice him in with me though. I love washing his hair and scrubbing his back. The company is good too.

If I were an evolutionist I'd say it's the monkey in us that makes it so enjoyable to groom each other.

Anyway, you're not odd. No worries, you'll find a shower buddy again.

Wait... hold on here... am I the only one that is noticing the oddity of showering non-sexually with all of your female friends... Now I'm sure you'll say "hey, theres nothing wrong with that," and uhh I guess there isn't... but it's kind of strange. There would be no way I could do that without popping like, ten-thousand boners. So to speak. Unless they're all hideous or something.

this question may seem odd to you, but how the hell did you get almost all of your female friends to shower with you?

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

this question may seem odd to you, but how the hell did you get almost all of your female friends to shower with you?

They're open, I guess. I don't know. I don't have many? =P

And yeah, at first, I "popped like sixteen boners." And everytime I showered with a different female, I did at first. But after you do it enough, you just... get used to it, I guess?

Shit. I'm becoming desensitized.

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

this question may seem odd to you, but how the hell did you get almost all of your female friends to shower with you?

That anit odd, I was thinking, "WTF!? dude I want all my female friends to shower with me"

that is not a common thing, but I got to find out how to do it.

So, did your female friends attend to your 'needs' when they *ahem* popped up?

Caring is sharing.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

So, did your female friends attend to your 'needs' when they *ahem* popped up?

Caring is sharing.

Well, if giggling and covering their faces and saying "I can't believe I made you do that" is a need, then yes, they graciously attended to my needs. =)

Wish I had a durtay story for you, Sarc, but alas...

Well, actually...

What is the point of this topic other than to brag?

I find it depressing when I have to sleep in a lonely bed for the fucking bazillionth time... But I don't go around bragging about it.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Self Destruct:



What is the point of this topic other than to brag?

I find it depressing when I have to sleep in a lonely bed for the fucking bazillionth time... But I don't go around bragging about it.

Holy hell, I'm not bragging. It's not like I do anything.

And Sarc, for the dirty story, the first time I had sex in the shower was I think the closest I've ever come to ass-fucking my ex. I hope that's dirty enough, because that's all I've got. =P